D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

D4RK ONION

So, as I've said, we're in for a long night, so if it gets stuffy in there, come out for a drink!

Here's a coke for the Pyg man!

KnifeWRENCH

Where's my albatross, bi-atch? :mad:

syncosised

I'll have a pint of tap water and whatever else is going for free!

Fad

Khlav Kalash and a Crab Juice please.

D4RK ONION

Here you are... SIR

msbrightside

hmmm is this stuff free?
if it is i'll have popcorn and coke please

Jako8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M

I'll have a fanta please. :cool:

Pygmalion

D4RK ONION wrote: »

So, as I've said, we're in for a long night, so if it gets stuffy in there, come out for a drink!

Here's a coke for the Pyg man!

You said non-alcoholic! You totally loaded this with Rum!

jumpguy

Coke please *takes out naggin hidden underneath shirt*

D4RK ONION

syncosised wrote: »

I'll have a pint of tap water and whatever else is going for free!

Fad wrote: »

Khlav Kalash and a Crab Juice please.

KnifeWRENCH

Thank you.
May I also have a shotgun to shoot it down with?

syncosised

D4RK ONION wrote: »

That's not a pint, it's a tumbler! And it's half empty! This topic is a sham! And a fraud! And a ... sham!

Insect Overlord

Mine's a hot chocolate Mr ONION (throw in a shot of Bailey's cream while you're at it )

D4RK ONION

msbrightside wrote: »

hmmm is this stuff free?
if it is i'll have popcorn and coke please

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/popcorn.jpg

All that butter, you might want this

Jako8 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M

I'll have a fanta please. :cool:

jumpguy wrote: »

Coke please *takes out naggin hidden underneath shirt*

*EJECTS FROM BAR* I do not condone the consumtion of alcohol in here!

msbrightside

D4RK ONION wrote: »

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/popcorn.jpg

All that butter, you might want this

yum bacon flavoured diet coke...
*throws up into handbag*

soccymonster

*posh voice*
A diet coca cola, my dear man.
With a spritz of lemon and an orange wedge (yes, an orange wedge, dont question me!) and 3 blocks of ice, not too large.
And one of those springy straws.



Please

bluejay14

Do you have a house special?

Whatever it is I'll have it.

D4RK ONION

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Thank you.
May I also have a shotgun to shoot it down with?

This'll have to do, as you've no license!

syncosised wrote: »

That's not a pint, it's a tumbler! And it's half empty! This topic is a sham! And a fraud! And a ... sham!

Here's a lake, knock yourself out!

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Mine's a hot chocolate Mr ONION (throw in a shot of Bailey's cream while you're at it )

Here you are sir

Fad

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Do you have a bathroom in there?

syncosised

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Here's a lake, knock yourself out!

But how will I get it back to the party? And that could be a river!

*mumbles to self*

Jako8

Coffee please.

knockane_ali09

1 packet of salt and vinegar taytos please

D4RK ONION

soccymonster wrote: »

*posh voice*
A diet coca cola, my dear man.
With a spritz of lemon and an orange wedge (yes, an orange wedge, dont question me!) and 3 blocks of ice, not too large.
And one of those springy straws.



Please

Lemon's all we have, m'am.

bluejaymraz wrote: »

Do you have a house special?

Whatever it is I'll have it.

Tonight it's pizza. Enjoy!

norwegianwood

I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

D4RK ONION

knockane_ali09 wrote: »

1 packet of salt and vinegar taytos please

Enjoy!

Jako8 wrote: »

Coffee please.

bluejay14

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Tonight it's pizza. Enjoy!

Thanks.Haven't had pizza in so long.

Is it homemade?

D4RK ONION

norwegianwood wrote: »

I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

BARRED!

D4RK ONION

bluejaymraz wrote: »

Thanks.Haven't had pizza in so long.

Is it homemade?

Of course! Only the best for my patrons!

syncosised

I'm still waiting on my pint of water!

How about a can of Lilt with a little cocktail umbrella?

bluejay14

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Of course! Only the best for my patrons!

I hope you washed your hands.


Could I possibly have a napkin? I 've got tomato sauce all over my face:o

jumpguy

*sneaks back in through open emergency door*

D4RK ONION

syncosised wrote: »

I'm still waiting on my pint of water!

How about a can of Lilt with a little cocktail umbrella?

Take your choice!

D4RK ONION

bluejaymraz wrote: »

I hope you washed your hands.


Could I possibly have a napkin? I 've got tomato sauce all over my face:o

*sigh*
Here you are

norwegianwood

D4RK ONION wrote: »

BARRED!

All right, lets try again, got any popcorn?

syncosised

Shots of Lilt? Ingenious! And the old school can and everything!

Hm, according to Wikipedia, Mountain Dew is the US' equivalent of Lilt, I did not know that!

bluejay14

D4RK ONION wrote: »

*sigh*
Here you are

Thanks:)

You don't want it back do you?

D4RK ONION

norwegianwood wrote: »

All right, lets try again, got any popcorn?

Oh, I'm too soft. Here you go



That second one is FREE!

jumpguy

I want a Diet Coke, a pack of mints and a string please.

D4RK ONION

syncosised wrote: »

Shots of Lilt? Ingenious! And the old school can and everything!

We aim to please!

norwegianwood

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Oh, I'm too soft. Here you go



That second one is FREE!

You're all heart:p

D4RK ONION

jumpguy wrote: »

I want a Diet Coke, a pack of mints and a string please.

YOU'LL DRINK THE FULL SUGAR ONE LIKE A MAN!

Goes to fetch mints...

WAIT A MINUTE!

D4RK ONION

Ah sweet silence. *Puts up feet* May as well treat myself

msbrightside

*breaks silence by being loud and annoying*

can i have another can of that bacon flavored diet coke?
o sorry did i disturb you?

syncosised

And I still want that pint of water! Get Googling or get Photoshopping!

jumpguy

D4RK ONION wrote: »

YOU'LL DRINK THE FULL SUGAR ONE LIKE A MAN!

Now my teeth will decay, I will be hyper and at a higher risk of diabetes!

Insect Overlord

That hot chocolate went down marvellously. Now, any chance of a bag of dry roasted peanuts?

bluejay14

Could I have a poptart, a strawberry one not a chocolate one.Haven't had one in ages.

Bonkers_xOx

Evenin'. Can I have a glass of coke with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream please. Just the right weather for a coke float me thinks.

D4RK ONION

Insect Overlord wrote: »

That hot chocolate went down marvellously. Now, any chance of a bag of dry roasted peanuts?

There you are, my good thing.

bluejaymraz wrote: »

Could I have a poptart, a strawberry one not a chocolate one.Haven't had one in ages.

MMMMmmm, nutritious!

Bonkers_xOx wrote: »

Evenin'. Can I have a glass of coke with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream please. Just the right weather for a coke float me thinks.

There you are, you Crazy Backstard you!

knockane_ali09

do you have anythig with chocolate in it?:D

almostnever

I'd like some ice cream,s'il te plait