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D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

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  • #32
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    syncosised wrote: »
    I'm still waiting on my pint of water! :(

    How about a can of Lilt with a little cocktail umbrella? :D

    lilt2.jpg

    shot-glass-drinking.jpg

    52med.jpg

    Take your choice!


  • #33
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    bluejaymraz wrote: »
    I hope you washed your hands.


    Could I possibly have a napkin? I 've got tomato sauce all over my face:o
    *sigh*
    Here you are :o

    Napkin_22_linen_Irish.jpg


  • #34
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    BARRED!


    All right, lets try again, got any popcorn?


  • #35
    syncosised
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    Shots of Lilt? Ingenious! And the old school can and everything!

    Hm, according to Wikipedia, Mountain Dew is the US' equivalent of Lilt, I did not know that!


  • #36
    bluejay14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *sigh*
    Here you are :o

    Napkin_22_linen_Irish.jpg


    Thanks:)

    You don't want it back do you?


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  • #37
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    norwegianwood wrote: »
    All right, lets try again, got any popcorn?
    Oh, I'm too soft. Here you go

    popcorn.jpg

    That second one is FREE!


  • #38
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    I want a Diet Coke, a pack of mints and a string please. :)


  • #39
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    syncosised wrote: »
    Shots of Lilt? Ingenious! And the old school can and everything!
    We aim to please!


  • #40
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Oh, I'm too soft. Here you go

    popcorn.jpg

    That second one is FREE!


    You're all heart:p


  • #41
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    jumpguy wrote: »
    I want a Diet Coke, a pack of mints and a string please. :)
    coke.jpg

    YOU'LL DRINK THE FULL SUGAR ONE LIKE A MAN!

    Goes to fetch mints...

    WAIT A MINUTE!

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  • #42
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Ah sweet silence. *Puts up feet* May as well treat myself

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  • #43
    msbrightside
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭msbrightside


    *breaks silence by being loud and annoying*

    can i have another can of that bacon flavored diet coke?
    o sorry did i disturb you?:confused:


  • #44
    syncosised
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    And I still want that pint of water! Get Googling or get Photoshopping!


  • #45
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    YOU'LL DRINK THE FULL SUGAR ONE LIKE A MAN!
    Now my teeth will decay, I will be hyper and at a higher risk of diabetes! :(


  • #46
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    That hot chocolate went down marvellously. Now, any chance of a bag of dry roasted peanuts?


  • #47
    bluejay14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    Could I have a poptart, a strawberry one not a chocolate one.Haven't had one in ages.


  • #48
    Bonkers_xOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Bonkers_xOx


    Evenin'. Can I have a glass of coke with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream please. Just the right weather for a coke float me thinks.


  • #49
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    That hot chocolate went down marvellously. Now, any chance of a bag of dry roasted peanuts?
    Kp_Dry_Roasted_500g.jpg
    There you are, my good thing.
    bluejaymraz wrote: »
    Could I have a poptart, a strawberry one not a chocolate one.Haven't had one in ages.
    MMMMmmm, nutritious!
    poptart.jpg
    Bonkers_xOx wrote: »
    Evenin'. Can I have a glass of coke with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream please. Just the right weather for a coke float me thinks.
    There you are, you Crazy Backstard you!

    Coke+Float.JPG


  • #50
    knockane_ali09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭knockane_ali09


    do you have anythig with chocolate in it?:D


  • #51
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    I'd like some ice cream,s'il te plait :)


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  • #52
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    knockane_ali09 wrote: »
    do you have anythig with chocolate in it?:D
    Sure do

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA


  • #53
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Last orders?

    *Asks for five bottles of Miller*


  • #54
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Some Apple and Mango J20, please?


  • #55
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Sorry, sig2big can't serve

    And no alcohol!

    The bar is closed for tonight. I'll open again for a big event.


  • #56
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Sorry, sig2big can't serve

    And no alcohol!

    The bar is closed for tonight. I'll open again for a big event.
    But, but, My J20???


  • #57
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *opens the doors*

    Hey all, what can I get you?


  • #58
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *opens the doors*

    Hey all, what can I get you?

    Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.

    *looks around*

    I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.


  • #59
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    A hot red lemonade please! :)
    How're things?


  • #60
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.

    *looks around*

    I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
    It probably doesn't have a fire exit because it's a food stand! I'm hoping to one day open some sort of bar though. Like a Den, where people can chat about things... Hmmm.


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  • #61
    D4RK ONION
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    A hot red lemonade please! :)
    How're things?
    Grand now, and yourself?

    bottomless-freckled-lemonade-red-robin-by-absolutely_loverly.jpg


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