The Merry Christmas Thread

Niall09

Merry Christmas guys!

Hope everyone had a fun day. It's now time to laze around and watch TV :P

phlegms

Just watched a Frankie Boyle dvd with the family. Is it weird that my 84 year old granddad was the only one laughing at all the rape/pedophile jokes? I found it rather off putting tbh..

Fad

phlegms wrote: »

Is it weird that my 84 year old granddad was the only one laughing at all the rape/pedophile jokes?

He didnt snort out "It's funny cos it's true" at any stage, did he? :eek:

Stev_o

phlegms wrote: »

Just watched a Frankie Boyle dvd with the family. Is it weird that my 84 year old granddad was the only one laughing at all the rape/pedophile jokes? I found it rather off putting tbh..

He's a god awfull comedian, how anyone finds his work entertaining me is beyond me.

Bobalicious93

Stev_o wrote: »

He's a god awfull comedian, how anyone finds his work entertaining me is beyond me.

He could have been a great comedian. Unfortunately he relies too much on the staple Scotland bashing and vulgarity. Some of his (As rare as they may be) family-safe jokes are excellent.

One that comes to mind...

"Sunny Delight counts towards your 5-a-day.






..As minus one."

norwegianwood

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

He could have been a great comedian. Unfortunately he relies too much on the staple Scotland bashing and vulgarity. Some of his (As rare as they may be) family-safe jokes are excellent.

One that comes to mind...

"Sunny Delight counts towards your 5-a-day.






..As minus one."

Didn't he get kicked off mock the week for making a dirty joke about the Queen or something?
Anyone else eat an obscene amount of food today? I've been depriving myself of chocolate all year and today I just ate my weight in it. I feel like a fat bastard:(

DancingQueen:)

I'm stuffed! So much food around me so might continue eating although i've said i won't.. my house is full of chocolates, too many distractions.
Don't think i've said it yet - Happy Christmas : )

Bobalicious93

norwegianwood wrote: »

Didn't he get kicked off mock the week for making a dirty joke about the Queen or something?
Anyone else eat an obscene amount of food today? I've been depriving myself of chocolate all year and today I just ate my weight in it. I feel like a fat bastard:(

I don't think he got kicked off, but there was definitely a fuss over it. Are you talking about the

"I'm now so old my pussy is haunted"

one yeah? That's a prime example why I don't like him. It's just being outlandish for the sake of it.

I think it's basically tradition to over-eat at Christmas. I'm in the mood for a turkey sandwich...

norwegianwood

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I don't think he got kicked off, but there was definitely a fuss over it. Are you talking about the

"I'm now so old my pussy is haunted"

one yeah? That's a prime example why I don't like him. It's just being outlandish for the sake of it.

I think it's basically tradition to over-eat at Christmas. I'm in the mood for a turkey sandwich...

Yep, think that's the one. Suprised they actually aired that, it being the BBC and everything.
Turkey curry to look forward to for the next week.....*shudder*

Bobalicious93

norwegianwood wrote: »

Turkey curry to look forward to for the next week.....*shudder*

Anyone who watched the Gilette Soccer Saturday special today would indeed be shuddering

*prays somebody knows what the hell he's talking about*

phlegms

Fad wrote: »

He didnt snort out "It's funny cos it's true" at any stage, did he? :eek:

I think he may have done tbh..:o