What do you do when you lose a birth certificate?

JBoyle4eva

As the title says, I've mislaid it somewhere......and that somewhere may have been on a Bus Éireann Bus 4 days ago.

I had it on me because I needed to apply for a passport, but I only noticed today that I don't have it anymore.:eek:

Does anyone know if Bus Éireann have a lost and found service? If not, does anyone know how to get it again? Should I also be worried if someone has ended up getting it and may use it for "false idenity" or something else?

And yes, I realise I am the biggest of big idiots for losing it and not noticing til now.:(

jumpguy

You are no longer born - however, it takes time a while to catch-up and realise this. You will slowly fade away over the next 5 minutes.

smegmar

throw the baby out, make a new one

Kiera

You disappear. Bubye.

partyatmygaff

So have you applied for the passport? If you get the passport you should be able to be re-issued a birth certificate.

If not, well then technically you no longer exist

cloneslad

go to your local births, deaths and marriages office and get a new one.

Simple as that.

Dudess

00:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94UDaYcUg68

Seloth

You have no file!...YOU HAVE NO FILE!!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:eek:

JBoyle4eva

I suppose if I don't exist, I can technically do what I want anymore.

But thanks for the actual advice cloneslad, this is quite urgent as I need it for my new job that starts on Monday

smegmar

cloneslad you ruin our fun with maturity and advice

Birneybau

Become a rogue agent...

TheZohanS

JBoyle4eva wrote: »

As the title says, I've mislaid it somewhere......and that somewhere may have been on a Bus Éireann Bus 4 days ago.

I had it on me because I needed to apply for a passport, but I only noticed today that I don't have it anymore.:eek:

Does anyone know if Bus Éireann have a lost and found service? If not, does anyone know how to get it again? Should I also be worried if someone has ended up getting it and may use it for "false idenity" or something else?

And yes, I realise I am the biggest of big idiots for losing it and not noticing til now.:(

4 days ago....OP did you phone Bus Eireann and ask if they had a lost and found?

opinion guy

Start a thread in AH, the one sure place you will get a serious answer....:rolleyes:

Senna

There's a good black market for birth certs, i could get you one cheap, do you fancy being born in 1952 and named Mary Gallagher?

5starpool

Thanks OP. A second birth cert for me will make up for the pain of being on a bus :pac:

stovelid

You'll have to climb back in and then fight your way back out again.

yoshytoshy

Become a christian and get a new one.

Kiera

stovelid wrote: »

You'll have to climb back in and then fight your way back out again.

EW!!!!

Pedro K

You have to go back in time and get your mam and dad to kiss at the high school dance again or you'll fade away to nothing. In fact the whole future could be changed.

Make sure and finish with a dose of this...

cloneslad

cloneslad wrote: »

go to your local births, deaths and marriages office and get a new one.

Simple as that.

/AH
Go to the one where you were born, not where you live now.
If you can bring something with your parents names on.

AH
You might end up with someone elses

Sharpshooter

Try this link for information J.

CrazyRabbit

JBoyle4eva wrote: »

As the title says, I've mislaid it somewhere......and that somewhere may have been on a Bus Éireann Bus 4 days ago.

I had it on me because I needed to apply for a passport, but I only noticed today that I don't have it anymore.:eek:

Does anyone know if Bus Éireann have a lost and found service? If not, does anyone know how to get it again? Should I also be worried if someone has ended up getting it and may use it for "false idenity" or something else?

And yes, I realise I am the biggest of big idiots for losing it and not noticing til now.:(

I found your birth cert.

BTW, you can now call me Mr J Boyle.

enniscorthy

HI I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ALL DO BUT WHENEVER IT HAPPENS TO ME I JUST COLLECT THE 3 DOCKETS AGAIN CUT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM OFF AND ITS BACK WITHIN 2 DAYS YIPEE IM BORN AGAIN HEHEH

TheZohanS

enniscorthy wrote: »

HI I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ALL DO BUT WHENEVER IT HAPPENS TO ME I JUST COLLECT THE 3 DOCKETS AGAIN CUT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM OFF AND ITS BACK WITHIN 2 DAYS YIPEE IM BORN AGAIN HEHEH

Honey Loops or Suger Puffs?

cloneslad

smegmar wrote: »

cloneslad you ruin our fun with maturity and advice

I was going to give a smart arsed answer but it would have been totally inferior to this one:

stovelid wrote: »

You'll have to climb back in and then fight your way back out again.

BrokenArrows

what sort of job requires a birth cert.

Dravokivich

it seem's you haven't been chipped either....

- Drav!

Stevecw

You become your Dads sperm again! You and him gotta go find mum fast and hope she is still up for it!

starbelgrade

BrokenArrows wrote: »

what sort of job requires a birth cert.

Nubiles.com

K-9

Read The Day of the Jackal.

Pick a name, any name!

Senna

BrokenArrows wrote: »

what sort of job requires a birth cert.

Employer need to know you've been born, there's strict laws against hiring fetuses.