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What do you do when you lose a birth certificate?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    Phone Pamela Izevbekhai?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Columbia


    A long while back when I was applying for a passport, I needed my original birth cert. We could only find a photocopy, and so my mother rang the hospital where I was born. They said they had no record of me ever being born there, and could not issue me with a replacement.

    In the end, we did find the original, but it's crap knowing that I absolutely can't lose it :eek:

    It's almost time to renew my passport too...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,049 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Just pretend you were never born in the first place

    EVENFLOW



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    JBoyle4eva wrote: »
    As the title says, I've mislaid it somewhere......and that somewhere may have been on a Bus Éireann Bus 4 days ago.

    I had it on me because I needed to apply for a passport, but I only noticed today that I don't have it anymore.:eek:

    Does anyone know if Bus Éireann have a lost and found service? If not, does anyone know how to get it again? Should I also be worried if someone has ended up getting it and may use it for "false idenity" or something else?

    And yes, I realise I am the biggest of big idiots for losing it and not noticing til now.:(



    i climb back in my mammy and claim another 9 months free travel... with i coulddo that with the bus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,668 ✭✭✭Trekker09


    A letter of apology from Durex might work ;)


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  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Columbia wrote: »
    A long while back when I was applying for a passport, I needed my original birth cert. We could only find a photocopy, and so my mother rang the hospital where I was born. They said they had no record of me ever being born there, and could not issue me with a replacement.

    In the end, we did find the original, but it's crap knowing that I absolutely can't lose it :eek:

    It's almost time to renew my passport too...
    Hospitals don't issue Birth certs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    ..move to Mosney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hospitals don't issue Birth certs.

    Correct.

    Vaginas do.

    ..well it prints a receipt, you collect the cert on the way out


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,676 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    You'll have to claim asylum in ireland. But dont worry, its dead easy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    if you lose your birthcert go to your nearest hse and get one off the regesters and yes i know 'm crap at spelling :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    why would you ring the hospital like wtf ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    what sort of job requires a birth cert.

    I thought most (all ?) of them these days (although driving licence/passport/mark-of-the-beast are usually acceptable alternatives)
    yoshytoshy wrote: »
    Become a christian and get a new one.
    Does doing so entitle one to another sixteen years of half price travel on public transport ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,209 ✭✭✭Pedro K


    Phone Pamela Izevbekhai?
    It's forged death certs she specialises in! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭JBoyle4eva


    I kept this thread going for my amusement.

    I found my birth cert 20 mins after starting it. Note to all: Never put it under a book, as you'll never think to look under that book for ages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    JBoyle4eva wrote: »
    I kept this thread going for my amusement.

    I found my birth cert 20 mins after starting it. Note to all: Never put it under a book, as you'll never think to look under that book for ages.

    Ah, now that's just bold J.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭Little Alex


    K-9 wrote: »
    Read The Day of the Jackal.

    Pick a name, any name!

    Beat me to it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,315 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Beat me to it!

    The BBC did a piece on it about 4/5 years ago. They actually got somebody a birth cert, passport, credit cards etc. in the name of one Frederick Forsythe!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    JBoyle4eva wrote: »
    I kept this thread going for my amusement.

    I found my birth cert 20 mins after starting it. Note to all: Never put it under a book, as you'll never think to look under that book for ages.

    Be careful if you lose it for real you could be plugged out of the matrix.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I run around the house like a mad man saying where the fook is my birth cert babe. Then i offer the kids a fiver to find in and watch the match.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    quite easy to get a copy. Well it is in the uk . When i lost mine. Just rang the local authority for where i was born. Gave name, dob, parents name, hospital born in, cc number, had within week. Would assume similar procedure here.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,925 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Admit it OP you haven't lost your passport, you've found the headstone of a baby who died around the time you were born and are just looking for advice on how to get a false identity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    become born again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    you were never born now :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,605 ✭✭✭OakeyDokey


    Your local health board has a copy, when my mother lost mine I went to the hospital where I was born and they told me to check the health clinic they had all my records on their computer and got me a new one.

    I think they charged me 7 euro but what can you do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    JBoyle4eva wrote: »
    What do you do when you lose a birth certificate?
    You get a replacement birth cert for less than a Euro if you get a letter from the dole office. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭marko91


    look for it


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