So,it's half four in the morning...

phlegms

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

you have...like no hair.

I just want to feel your warmth tbh. Sleep tiem now. i'll talk to yis tomorrow when I am notably more sober, bAI..

lilmissprincess

*hands over the Solpadeine*

Tar.Aldarion

megapixel wrote: »

I reckon i broke my ankle today go-karting and can't sleep with the pain... Would love some sympathy....

that sucks, SYMPATHY

megapixel

Thanks..:)

phlegms

I feel like a lion right now.
I'm sure I'll regret these posts when im sober tomorrow

bythewoods

phlegms wrote: »

Im going to go get sick in my sink. I live such a wonderful life...

I got sick on the train today.
BEAT THAT PHLEGMS.

AND the cinema. And my garden. And my friend's garden.

AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN.

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Ready brek is surprising good for you!


I'll teach you to hide woman, knew I'd get outta your hideyhole somehow

Ready Brek is unsurprisingly tasteless and bland though, but a week of meals for €1somethin' ain't bad !
(The Tesco brand is cheaper than the Aldi equivalent KnifeWRENCH, so why don't you go suck it? )

Also, there's nowhere to hide on the internet from you anymore, no matter where I go I know you're watching...

eVeNtInE

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lilmissprincess

Aldi is only cheaper for fruit...in my experience anyway!

phlegms

bythewoods wrote: »

I got sick on the train today.
BEAT THAT PHLEGMS.

AND the cinema. And my garden. And my friend's garden.

AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN.



Ready Brek is unsurprisingly tasteless and bland though, but a week of meals for €1somethin' ain't bad !
(The Tesco brand is cheaper than the Aldi equivalent KnifeWRENCH, so why don't you go suck it? )

Also, there's nowhere to hide on the internet from you anymore, no matter where I go I know you're watching...

I dontt think I'll ever beat that tbh

Tar.Aldarion

bythewoods wrote: »

I got sick on the train today.
BEAT THAT PHLEGMS.

AND the cinema. And my garden. And my friend's garden.

AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN.



Ready Brek is unsurprisingly tasteless and bland though, but a week of meals for €1somethin' ain't bad !
(The Tesco brand is cheaper than the Aldi equivalent KnifeWRENCH, so why don't you go suck it? )

Also, there's nowhere to hide on the internet from you anymore, no matter where I go I know you're watching...

Nope I have conquered your internet! Now I must stalk your trinityness and home and then nowhere is safe..and if you say beetlejuice 3 times or use a vowel i appear!

Pygmalion

bythewoods wrote: »

I got sick on the train today.
BEAT THAT PHLEGMS.

AND the cinema. And my garden. And my friend's garden.

AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN.

Classy lady.

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

So.... tired....

why am i awake?

Tar.Aldarion

Pygmalion wrote: »

Classy lady.

Tell me about it..I look at that post and the heart just grows fonder.


god the days where I used to puke everywhere oon the way into town to drink more. memories

Colpriz

ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »

So.... tired....

why am i awake?

Sleep..perchance to dream!

Tar.Aldarion

i only had nightmares last night, what a disaster. at least i had sex with an alien in one >_>

Not the avatar alien btw!

Colpriz

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

i only had nightmares last night, what a disaster. at least i had sex with an alien in one >_>

Not the avatar alien btw!

Watching too much V!

bythewoods

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Tell me about it..I look at that post and the heart just grows fonder.


god the days where I used to puke everywhere oon the way into town to drink more. memories

Nah, today's pukeage is linked only to last night's excess consumption of alcohol on an empty stomach lulz.
I'm just not sensible.

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

i only had nightmares last night, what a disaster. at least i had sex with an alien in one >_>

Not the avatar alien btw!

NOT the avatar alien?
WTF Tar? I thought you loved her...?

Tar.Aldarion

bythewoods wrote: »

Nah, today's pukeage is linked only to last night's exess consumption of alcohol on an empty stomach lulz.
I'm just not sensible.

Ah very nice.. I was not the most sensible once upon a time...downing 2 litres of devils bit cider and walking to town puking everywhere lol...or downing a shoulder of vodka...getting in a taxi sober...and by the time i got out fell flat on my face on the ground and went and hugged a toilet for a while. Not the best !

NOT the avatar alien?
WTF Tar? I thought you loved her...?

I suppose I do...just for you I'm off to fap over that pic :pac:

phlegms

I dont remember making any of those posts..
I did get sick on my windowsill though, I think that beats your getting sick on a train Bythewoods!

Craguls

phlegms wrote: »

I dont remember making any of those posts..
I did get sick on my windowsill though, I think that beats your getting sick on a train Bythewoods!

Hers was in public though....

phlegms

Craguls wrote: »

Hers was in public though....

I had to clean mine tho..
Theres a trail of vomit down the front of my house. I have to get the powerhose out and clean it off. FML.

Craguls

phlegms wrote: »

I had to clean mine tho..
Theres a trail of vomit down the front of my house. I have to get the powerhose out and clean it off. FML.

How embarrassing

phlegms

Craguls wrote: »

How embarrassing

Do I win messiest drunk of the year now?

D4RK ONION

Good evening all.

So anyway, I want to know where some of these people are. 14 guests, Fingalian, niginator! Come out of the wood work, speak to us!

phlegms

I'm such a mess. To think I have 18 more days of messy sleep patterns..

D4RK ONION

It's only 20 to 3! This is normal for me. 6 is pushing it though

Pygmalion

Gotta sort out a lift for tomorrow, since I generally don't wake up until like 6PM these days and it's too late to text around now not sure what I can do.

EDIT: THIS ISN'T THE AAAAAAAAAAARGH THREAD :O

jefreywithonef

Hmmm all the posts about Ready Brek and getting sick have reminded me of an unofortunate four-day period last month where I had to survive on Ready Brek and bread. Needless to say I ended up having to endure something much worse than mere vomiting.

eVeNtInE

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phlegms

D4RK ONION wrote: »

It's only 20 to 3! This is normal for me. 6 is pushing it though

I havent gone to sleep before 5am in about a week. It sucks. HARD.

Insect Overlord

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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I almost exclusively write my blog in the middle of the night. Might update it now actually...

Craguls

You know what's strange? Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong has been covered by a ridiculous amount of lesbian folk duos

Piste

You learn something new every day!



The more you know....

jumpguy

I think I speak for alot of us when I say...

MUST...GO...TO...BED...

Insect Overlord

On that note, I must confess that Teacher's whiskey can be quite a powerful sedative, and it is lulling me to sleep as I speak. Good night everyone!

o/

D4RK ONION

Ye're all weak! I never sle- ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Pygmalion

5AM, a bit early but I should probably go to bed now in a bit, I've even set my alarm for 2PM tomorrow to get me out of this nocturnal habit

KnifeWRENCH

I almost came posting here drunk last night (something I've never done before!), but my phone had no reception.

It was probably for the best....

brummytom

Insect Overlord wrote: »

True, but I'm getting on his side early so he can recommend me after he cracks from the pressure. I have it all worked out!

So that's why you were serenading me in the sekrit forum?! :eek:

I feel... used

phlegms

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

I almost came posting here drunk last night (something I've never done before!), but my phone had no reception.

It was probably for the best....

You're not a true boardsie unless you have posted waschted. Fix it. Fix it now!

Tar.Aldarion

Was too drunk to post here at 4:30 I win...sobered up round 1p m and have headed to dublin to do it all again I haz arrived!

Ginja Ninja

Thanks for that.

Also,Nice Shiba Kukaku sig.

A Neurotic

4am. Christ. It took me over an hour in a taxi to get the mile home.

eVeNtInE

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Tar.Aldarion

vodka, dont down iit ugh

cHaTbOx

Lol i can drink it like water

Tar.Aldarion

The problem isn't getting it in believe you me

Aoibheann

I appear to be awake beyond half four in the morning every morning now.. Not smart. >.<

Tar - I bet you'll be hungover tomorrow.. :P

Tar.Aldarion

Me no get hangovers! I've really tested to try and find the limits!!

Aoibheann

Ah but brandless vodka is an entirely different story (not that I'd actually know :P).. you shall see, in the morning..