Drunkin Prank when friends asleep

CutzEr

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

lift their head and place a damp towel under their neck.

it causes a terrible crick in one's neck.

It was done to me in the early 1990s.

ah fook, I can just imagine the crick now

*AGHHHKKK*

oh shi

_Arctic_

Pull their pants down, kick them in the ass repeatedly so they have a bruised, sore arse. Then place a large dildo in their hand (lubed up, of course).

Cue them waking up, thinking they've defiled themself.

CutzEr

_Arctic_ wrote: »

Pull their pants down, kick them in the ass repeatedly so they have a bruised, sore arse. Then place a large dildo in their hand (lubed up, of course).

Cue them waking up, thinking they've defiled themself.

Don't forget the soggy mars bar..

g-whizz

Texted a girl's sister: "Daddy fingered me."

The Shark

g-whizz wrote: »

Texted a girl's sister: "Daddy fingered me."

I did some thing similer
Managed to get ahold of a friends phone and texted "I want you" to one of her friends..
She was baffled because she checked the sent messages and the time sent and claimed she was nowhere near drunk when she sent it.
Didnt say anything for weeks and watched the situation unfold..
Told her then when she was leaving to go Traveling.
She pissed herself laughing at it because she started getting "Hot" messages back..

Johnnnybravo

I think if somebody did to me what OP did to his mate Id headbutt him right in the fcuking face.

DazMarz

Wait for someone to pass out, preferably in a chair, with head back and mouth open. Insert whole raw egg. Leave alone while you go and create more havoc upon the remaining party-goers with shaving cream, permanent markers, electric razors, bowls of warm water, texting their other halves off their phones, swapping peoples' keys around, and so on...

Upon your return, if they have not bitten down upon the egg in their sleep and are not already experiencing the full effects already, simply administer a sharp slap in the jaw (make sure their tongue is not overlapping their teeth, unless you're totally sadistic), and watch it unfold...

GalwayKiefer

I didn't have anything to do with it but I saw this done to a customer by the barstaff in a pub in Buncrana, I'm assuming he was a regular because they left him there for about an hour!

Necronomicon

Air horn wake up call ftw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yar1DKWWQZE

Mint Sauce

DazMarz wrote: »

Wait for someone to pass out, preferably in a chair, with head back and mouth open. Insert whole raw egg. Leave alone while you go and create more havoc upon the remaining party-goers with shaving cream, permanent markers, electric razors, bowls of warm water, texting their other halves off their phones, swapping peoples' keys around, and so on...

Upon your return, if they have not bitten down upon the egg in their sleep and are not already experiencing the full effects already, simply administer a sharp slap in the jaw (make sure their tongue is not overlapping their teeth, unless you're totally sadistic), and watch it unfold...

if anyone done that on me they would get alot more than a sharp slap to the jaw when i woke up

Bottle_of_Smoke

MY cousin and his mates had just moved into on campus accommodation.

Their apartment was in the top of a 4 storey building. However one friend had one on the ground floor and he hadn't moved his stuff in yet.

So most of the guys from the fourth floor are out drinking all day and the remaining ones move one of the guys(nigel's) stuff into the downstairs flat, make his room look exactly the same but on the ground floor. This guy is paraletic and when he returns his mates with him (who are aware of the prank) bring him into the elevator and get it to go up and then back down. The guy is too drunk to notice.

So they continue drinking on the ground floor. Start throwing stuff out the window "for the laugh", then they say "hey, lets throw nigel out the window" Nigel's on the couch and the curtains were all closed. He thinks they're joking but then they grab him. He panics, but they're strong enough to do it!

Hilarity ensues as he screams for his life in the two seconds before he hits the ground unhurt

smallerthanyou

Red Nail Polish! We put it on a lad and next day when he arrived at football training and took off his socks to change him and teamates confronted with his red nails. Quality.

Nu-Centz

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

MY cousin and his mates had just moved into on campus accommodation.

Their apartment was in the top of a 4 storey building. However one friend had one on the ground floor and he hadn't moved his stuff in yet.

So most of the guys from the fourth floor are out drinking all day and the remaining ones move one of the guys(nigel's) stuff into the downstairs flat, make his room look exactly the same but on the ground floor. This guy is paraletic and when he returns his mates with him (who are aware of the prank) bring him into the elevator and get it to go up and then back down. The guy is too drunk to notice.

So they continue drinking on the ground floor. Start throwing stuff out the window "for the laugh", then they say "hey, lets throw nigel out the window" Nigel's on the couch and the curtains were all closed. He thinks they're joking but then they grab him. He panics, but they're strong enough to do it!

Hilarity ensues as he screams for his life in the two seconds before he hits the ground unhurt

quality!

dublin 16 lad

One of my mates passed out at a gaf party so we decided to drag him out to the main road, stand him against a lamp post and completely wrap him up against it using industrial-like cling film. We then blocked the road by wrapping the cling film to an adjacent lamp post and hid in the bushes until a car arrived(We were young and very stupid!)

We eventually saw a car coming up the road(was 5am) which turned out to be the garda. They unblocked the road and literally had to cut my mate away from the pole using a blade. It was priceless when the garda realised he was wearing nothing but a pair of socks and a tiny cheetah g-string which we were given to by the girl who was having the party

The garda,seeing the funny side to it, actually dropped him back to the house and everything fair play to them

Good times!

NedTermo

DazMarz wrote: »

Wait for someone to pass out, preferably in a chair, with head back and mouth open. Insert whole raw egg. Leave alone while you go and create more havoc upon the remaining party-goers with shaving cream, permanent markers, electric razors, bowls of warm water, texting their other halves off their phones, swapping peoples' keys around, and so on...

Upon your return, if they have not bitten down upon the egg in their sleep and are not already experiencing the full effects already, simply administer a sharp slap in the jaw (make sure their tongue is not overlapping their teeth, unless you're totally sadistic), and watch it unfold...

Could they not choke if the egg burst?

Johnny Utah

With friends like these, who needs enemies

AnonoBoy

I totally like taught my friend how to spell the word 'drunken' one night when he was passed out drunk.

Totally learned him so I did! Yeah!

dublin 16 lad

NedTermo wrote: »

Could they not choke if the egg burst?

Was thinking that myself