Drunkin Prank when friends asleep

WIZE

When at a house party one of my friends fell asleep . He was in court the next day for something minor so we decided to shave off both his eyebrows then write Guilty on the center of his forehead with Permenent Marker ( went over it a few time so it stuck ) . He only paid a fine the next day so all ended well

So whats the best prank you pulled on a sleeping friend ?

minidazzler

I made love to him.

Sweet tender love.

TheZohanS

BVB wrote: »

So whats the best prank you pulled on a sleeping friend ?

I shagged his sister.

jaysusjones

teabag/camera/college noticeboard

AlmightyCushion

Assing someone in the face is much better than teabagging. A lot trickier as well.

WeeBushy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Assing someone in the face is much better than teabagging. A lot trickier as well.

Ah, the classic stinky face. I approve of that. Got suspended in my seconday school for doing it actually. Explaining it to the rents was not a enjoyable experience...

MagicMarker

I killed someone, killed him good.

minidazzler

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Assing someone in the face is much better than teabagging. A lot trickier as well.

I just go for a nice simple Skiff.

When done right it's perfect!

Just rub a finger along your sweaty ass crack, then rub it hard straight under his nose!!!

The smell will be there for soo long!

wudangclan

I thought Derren Brown did an excellent version of this trick,myself.

G_R

razor + eyebrows + hair,

then draw back on with permanent marker

AlmightyCushion

Strip them naked and leave them in the house of a person they've never met (obviously you tell the person you're doing it). You get bonus points for finding stupid places to put them. Hidden in a kitchen cupboard works a treat though.

jumpguy

Any bodily fluids + pubes = worst prank you can pull to someone asleep while drunk.

Danbo!

Duct tape a banana in each hand and watch then struggle to remove them when they wake up

My name is URL

Took the door off a wardrobe and put the wardrobe over a mate who was asleep

when he woke up he thought he'd been buried alive :pac:

Mint Sauce

condom, spit, and a pencil, i'll let you work out the rest

WIZE

My name is URL wrote: »

Took the door off a wardrobe and put the wardrobe over a mate who was asleep

when he woke up he thought he'd been buried alive :pac:

Haha . nice

Wertz

Shove a mars bar down the back of their jocks.

Then wait.

Jumpy

Stee wrote: »

Duct tape a banana in each hand and watch then struggle to remove them when they wake up

The rest of this thread is immature tosh. But this ... this is genius.

Cupcake_Crisis

My name is URL wrote: »

Took the door off a wardrobe and put the wardrobe over a mate who was asleep

when he woke up he thought he'd been buried alive :pac:

I would end my friendship with anyone who did that to me!!

PirateShampoo

Sew his boxers to his t-shirt.

Did this once and its bloody hysterical.

Or take a **** in his shoe.

jaysusjones

Did the "Father Jack" Sleepy box on a friend. Stars, ZZZs an' all

Also put a broken broom handle through a guys sleeves of his jumper when he fell asleep on the jacks - forced him to walk(sideways) out of the Jacks and ask someone to pull up his pants

He got called "Jesus on the Jacks" for about a day then we got tired of it and drank some more

AlmightyCushion

Put their hand in a bowl of warm water........then piss on them and they'll think they've pissed themselves.

VinnyTGM

My name is URL wrote: »

Took the door off a wardrobe and put the wardrobe over a mate who was asleep

when he woke up he thought he'd been buried alive :pac:

Would have p1ssed myself laughing at that.

Rhyme

MagicMarker wrote: »

I killed someone, killed him good.

In Reno? Me too. I just wanted to see him die.

smiley girl

I didn't do this, some of the lads at the party did:

Took off the guys boots and got a scissors and cut off as much jeans as they could of the sleeping stupor and put them in the fire, all that was left was the steel toe caps from the boots!!!

He took it pretty well!:D

callaway92

put all of their clothes on a bed..Then wrap them as tight as you can around the bed..Brilliant stuff..Your friend will be there for ages trying to get them out..Of course, if they are asleep in their own bed..this would be hard to do

Dord

jaysusjones wrote: »

teabag/camera/college noticeboard

You teabagged your friend and took pics which you then put on the college noticeboard? :eek:

tim0ney

Superglue + Pubes = Gorilla Mask*


Thank you, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

AlmightyCushion

Dord wrote: »

You teabagged your friend and took pics which you then put on the college noticeboard? :eek:

Ah, I though he took pictures of himself teabagging a college noticeboard. This makes much more sense.

citizen_p

taped his hands to a goal post and jocked him
it was the crossbar (so he was hanging)......
the gardai had to pull up his trousers...ohh and he wasnt drunk.....

ToniTuddle

Did the only girlie thing I could do....

Lad fell asleep in the flat after a session wearing a lovely white hoodie. Half his face was buried into his jumper so only managed to cover half of his face in bright red lipstick.
Really crap lipstick that seriously doesn't come off your face unless you scrub for quite a few days it turns out.
His white hoodie ended up being more pink than anything and best of all he thought it was the boys who did it.......

as he said I'm too nice a person to ever do something like that :D:D

cantgetright

two lads passed out bad years ago at a party, they was striped and by 7 am, both had gone home in each others clothes

Vagante

A bit Edgar Allen Poe-ish that business with the door:eek:

DonkeyStyle \o/

This about sums it up for me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNKFolneXuY

admiralofthefleet

mates of mine decided to play a grand trick on me years ago. was at a free house in deansgrange and woke up to one of my mates offering me a cigar. fond of tabs as i am i took it off him and started to smoke it. everyonr started laughing.... the cigar had been up the windy passage of one of my mates who then passed it to me

blubloblu

Free house?

admiralofthefleet

blubloblu wrote: »

Free house?

parents away

john-joe

http://notwhatitused2be.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/passed_out_drunk_06.jpg

PISSED

jaysusjones

Dord wrote: »

You teabagged your friend and took pics which you then put on the college noticeboard? :eek:

Yes...Mother

EDIT: It was a group effort and my face wasn't on show, both of which make it 100% ok needless to say

Dord

*backs away slowly*

Notorious

I covered a friend in shaving cream, and then sprinkled his call-card collection over him.

We laughed so hard he woke up and after showering, went back to bed.

Then we redid our work.

jaysusjones

Dord wrote: »

*backs away slowly*

*unfamiliar with Sarcasm?*

D-Generate

Locked a bike lock around his neck, one of those U-Shaped ones and using a continuous loop section of rubber dangled a steam iron from the bike lock. Poor lad hopped out of bed in the morning with a flailing iron swinging from his neck.
It got less funny when he had a panic attack with the claustrophobic nature of something restricting your neck movements and such.....

youareyou

Spot the razor in his hands, they shaved off his eyebrows

Capt'n Midnight

BVB wrote: »

When at a house party one of my friends fell asleep . He was in court the next day for something minor so we decided to shave off both his eyebrows

Fail.

The trick is to shave off only one eyebrow

victim then either has to walk around with just one or shave the other one off them selves to balance it out



variation on the wardrobe,

hide the bed in the shower then put the wardrobe flat on the floor in it's place and cover it with bedclothes

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

BVB wrote: »

When at a house party one of my friends fell asleep . He was in court the next day for something minor so we decided to shave off both his eyebrows then write Guilty on the center of his forehead with Permenent Marker ( went over it a few time so it stuck ) . He only paid a fine the next day so all ended well

So whats the best prank you pulled on a sleeping friend ?

If your mate is drunk enough, get a condom, poor in some liquid that looks like man juice, i.e. conditioner or something similar, into the condom. Stick the condom up your mates arse with a toothbrush. He will wake up thinking that some guy foooooked him up the arse

banquo

Not actually me but my girlfriend's brother was at a Christmas party one time and he and a friend dragged this guy half a mile to a carpark and put him on top of acar with a sheet over him. Don't know what happened after but I can't imagine he was best pleased.

Agricola

Dallas Rich Handrail wrote: »

If your mate is drunk enough, get a condom, poor in some liquid that looks like man juice, i.e. conditioner or something similar, into the condom. Stick the condom up your mates arse with a toothbrush. He will wake up thinking that some guy foooooked him up the arse

Holy sh!t - Thats way too involved for me!


What I want to know is............How the hell do these victims not wake up when they're getting eyebrows shaved off / having an anal probe etc

I must have never been as drunk as that!

blubloblu

It would be awkward if they woke up to find you shoving a
toothbrush up their arse.

Agricola

blubloblu wrote: »

It would be awkward if they woke up to find you shoving a
toothbrush up their arse.

Well he says it was a toothbrush, but i think we all know what happened

WIZE

What about the poor owner of the toothbrush . what if they didn't know their toothbrush was used. :eek: