things you regret you did while drunk

kevogy

for me, the most recent:
early morning, hidious girl, damm beer goggles.
sure its not the worst, but definatly a regret....

Hootanany

Thats called Coyote Drunk when you want to knaw your own arm off so you dont have to wake her

g-whizz

texted the ex.

mathie

Got drunk, did a hideous guy who couldn't spell.

WeWillBeReborn

I don't get drunk, I have control over my habitions

Shame on you all

biko

Just stupid unnecessarily harsh breakups.

Talk

Kiera

Fighting with someone last night.

BraziliaNZ

my friend's little sister, *shudder*

Degsy

mathie wrote: »

Got drunk, did a hideous guy who couldn't spell.

Eye kan spell :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

my friend's little sister, *shudder*

Ah Gawd! Me too!

(she gets around so she does - "I never normally do this sort of thing" Yeah right you slag!)

stovelid

Suffering a pulmonary oedema and missing out on my own Christmas single.

artanevilla

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ah Gawd! Me too!

(she gets around so she does - "I never normally do this sort of thing" Yeah right you slag!)

Phone number?

TheZohanS

Kiera wrote: »

Fighting with someone last night.

You can always say sorry.

My name is URL

Made pig sounds at a Garda and got arrested

jenizzle

Steal stuff. Lots and lots of pot plants got relocated on some of my adventures :rolleyes:

DevilsBreath

My name is URL wrote: »

Made pig sounds at a Garda and got arrested

hahah i did that when i was 3. tut tut

dr.bollocko

I broke my jaw once.
Made me miss a gig
That gig would have been the making of me. I'm sure of it. And now I'm stuck here. With you lot.
:mad:

Futurism

TheZohan wrote: »

You can always say sorry.

Women are never wrong and as such should never say sorry. If the fight was with another woman, well then, the very fabric of space time will tear.

chiliconparmi

got into a fight with someone at a wedding party and threw a chair through the window.... the shame, when I woke up the next morning I wanted to die. I am now off the drink for good.

Creamy Goodness

things i regret while drunk. well pretty much the whole of 2008 and 2009 tbh.

Rented Mule

Futurism wrote: »

Women are never wrong and as such should never say sorry. If the fight was with another woman, well then, the very fabric of space time will tear.

Good place for the rest of us to hide in the meantime.

NothingMan

I too woke up with a hideous girl, however I at least managed not to kiss her the entire time. It was very awkward giving her the cheek in the morning when she went to kiss me goodbye

Sean Quagmire

Hootanany wrote: »

Thats called Coyote Drunk when you want to knaw your own arm off so you dont have to wake her

Actually thats the Hienna. Its when an ugly girl is lying on your arm when you wake up and you knaw your own arm off at the shoulder to escape without waking her.

I know a guy who did it. hero amongst kings.

minidazzler

My drunken Adventures are well documented here.

But I don't regret anything really, I chalk it up to fun!!

evercloserunion

Drinking more and more and more

caseyann

kevogy wrote: »

for me, the most recent:
early morning, hidious girl, damm beer goggles.
sure its not the worst, but definatly a regret....

I remember seeing somewhere that beer goggles are a myth


damn computer is writing its own stuff now

minidazzler

caseyann wrote: »

I remember seeing somewhere the beer goggles is a myth

I would agree with this, lads who go off with ugly girls are simply attracted to them but won't admit it.

Or absolutely desperate.

But They don't look better when you are drunk.

greenplain

Fell down a stairs, crashed through a glass door, ended up getting 50 sitches. Looked like your one in the Carrie film.....the blood was pumping out of me. On the up side I was so tormented with liquor I didn't really feel too much pain!!. Very embarrassing.

enniscorthy

goin live on dirty webcam sites while on a steamer:p:p

Cookie_Monster

1) Fell off car while trying to walk over it

2) Blocked a nitelink by throwning a traffic cone at it and getting in trouble with an undercover guard (chauferring) - I got away though as he had to stay with his car:)

3) Split head open somehow and came home covered in blood - still don't know how I did it.

4) Fell into Dargle river two weeks ago, got up and kept drinking though:D

Cupcake_Crisis

Im a serial drunk texter. Its got to the stage where my phone has to be taken off me :cool:

minidazzler

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Im a serial drunk texter. Its got to the stage where my phone has to be taken off me :cool:

I hate those people!!! They drunk text themselves into arguements and ignore everyone around them!!!:(

caseyann

minidazzler wrote: »

I would agree with this, lads who go off with ugly girls are simply attracted to them but won't admit it.

Or absolutely desperate.

But They don't look better when you are drunk.

Unless blind

Yeah it was some documentary they actually gave them drink and as it rose they asked them questions about pictures of other sex,and they remained same level of attraction.Or something like that

Pygmalion

minidazzler wrote: »

But They don't look better when you are drunk.

I dunno about that, I've met a few hot girls in the pub, only to realise a couple of days later that they're fairly ugly.
Could be that maybe they put a bit more effort into their appearance on nights out but that wouldn't really make such a huge difference I'd imagine, they can't possibly be that good.
Luckily I have limited social skills so nothing ever became of these times.

As for my own stupid regrets, a few weeks ago (either 3 or 4) I ran up to a stairs, tried to go up the first step and my foot landed sideways, loud crack, could barely walk that night. Couldn't stand on it at all the next morning without possibly the worst pain I've ever had for a good while (then walking was incredibly sore for ages after that).
Still hurts at times when I turn my foot.

Professey Chin

Thousands of € worth of damage

orourkeda

chiliconparmi wrote: »

got into a fight with someone at a wedding party and threw a chair through the window.... the shame, when I woke up the next morning I wanted to die. I am now off the drink for good.

I thought that was standard procedure at weddings.

Hootanany

I sawed a picnic table in half in London Bond St got locked up for the night, Coppers were Pxxssing them selves

citizen_p

killed somone


just messing with people.... fighting etc...

ohh probly throwing darts at eachother...... we played "whoever laughs first gets a dart in the leg"

Cupcake_Crisis

minidazzler wrote: »

I hate those people!!! They drunk text themselves into arguements and ignore everyone around them!!!:(

Im not an angry drunk texter. Im a little too friendly if ya know what i mean....

minidazzler

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Im not an angry drunk texter. Im a little too friendly if ya know what i mean....

I know what you mean!!!!

086 867 5309





(For those wondering, that is actually the number from the Song Jenny (8675309) by Tommy Tutone.

I PMed her my number :P)

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Texted this unbelievably ugly girl, who I don't actually know and don't know how she got my number.

blond45

bet none of ye got sick on anyone? dear god i did when i was in london at a party, my drink had so much diferent coctails in it. i was only young , i was sitting beside some dark guy all of a sudden up came what i drank all night. worse part i still remember it to this day. 20yrs of shame.now i only drink buddweiser.

minidazzler

blond45 wrote: »

bet none of ye got sick on anyone? dear god i did when i was in london at a party, my drink had so much diferent coctails in it. i was only young , i was sitting beside some dark guy all of a sudden up came what i drank all night. worse part i still remember it to this day. 20yrs of shame.now i only drink buddweiser.

Lol!!! I am a puker when drunk, but never on anyone!!! A girl did get sick on me once though!!!!

Professey Chin

blond45 wrote: »

bet none of ye got sick on anyone? dear god i did when i was in london at a party, my drink had so much diferent coctails in it. i was only young , i was sitting beside some dark guy all of a sudden up came what i drank all night. worse part i still remember it to this day. 20yrs of shame.now i only drink buddweiser.

Never actually got sick on anyone but I know someone in these parts who did recently :pac:

pebbles21

kevogy wrote: »

for me, the most recent:
early morning, hidious girl, damm beer goggles.
sure its not the worst, but definatly a regret....

Woke up with some Shrek lookalike one morning think his name was Kevin or something stupid like that eewwwwwwwww !!shudder!!

blond45

minidazzler wrote: »

Lol!!! I am a puker when drunk, but never on anyone!!! A girl did get sick on me once though!!!!

well it wasnt me,i hope.;)

Dudess

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Im not an angry drunk texter. Im a little too friendly if ya know what i mean....

Let me guess: you write "sxy" stuff?

Vinta81

I'm a dial-a-drunk too!

I also have ended up with a certain someone far too many times, only when "tipsy" though. I do things with him, I'd never do with others.

Oh and one night, me and one of his best mates walked home together, what in reality should of been a 5 minute walk home took nearly 3 hours

grenache

Dudess wrote: »

Let me guess: you write "sxy" stuff?

/rabble

Professey Chin

Vinta81 wrote: »

I'm a dial-a-drunk too!

I also have ended up with a certain someone far too many times, only when "tipsy" though. I do things with him, I'd never do with others.

Oh and one night, me and one of his best mates walked home together, what in reality should of been a 5 minute walk home took nearly 3 hours

My minds already run away with this comment :pac: