Have you ever been thrown out of a pub or club?

Quality

Fill us in on all the gorey details!!

chopperbyrne

Quality wrote: »

Fill us in on all the gorey details!!

You first.

GavRedKing

Yes although trying to remember why has only drawn up to possible reasons.

(A) I was so drunk that I had got it out and pissed all over the place,

(B) I had got the gawks in the bathroom and had got kicked out.

Either way I ended up outside, didnt go back there for a few weeks to let things blow over

petes

Last time I was thrown out the bouncer just tapped me on the shoulder and looked at me. I knew I was bananas so I just said fair enough. Good luck.


Got thrown out about 4 or 5 times. So far.

segaBOY

Can't say I have but a pl**ker of a friend of mine got kicked out of a club before and I was the only one of his "firends" willing/stupid enough to take him home...needless to say he began trying to get in fights with scumbags, homeless and boy racers on the way home-homeless were grand tbh but the rest of the lads weren't too impressed.

Ruined my night and yourman still wonders why people don't like him....

Dave!

No, no I haven't.

mikom

Quality wrote: »

Fill us in on all the gorey details!!

It was in Wexford.

SV

I have, once.
2 bouncers asked me to leave as I had been 'involved in a fight'
I had been but there's no point arguing there so I just left.

stovelid

About five or six times. Never for anything really bad - usually asked to leave as a group for singing songs after matches and the like.

Also, bit embarrassing, but once a random girl walked by and dipped her mouth in my pint and blew it everywhere so I poured it over her and got asked to leave but the bouncer was quite understanding when he knew what happened.

segaBOY

stovelid wrote: »

About five or six times. Never for anything really bad - usually asked to leave as a group for singing songs after matches and the like.

Also, bit embarrassing, but once a random girl walked by and dipped her mouth in my pint and blew it everywhere so I poured it over her and got asked to leave but the bouncer was quite understanding when he knew what happened.

LMAO fair play stovelid

Plenty of times during college for various different reasons and twice recently once for being too drunk which I was not and the other for letting a friend back in the side door of a pub who had been thrown out for being too drunk.

Chriscl1

stovelid wrote: »

Also, bit embarrassing, but once a random girl walked by and dipped her mouth in my pint and blew it everywhere so I poured it over her and got asked to leave but the bouncer was quite understanding when he knew what happened.

Haha brilliant

LowOdour

Got thrown out the GPO (galway) on St.paddy's day many moons ago. Was drinking since about 12pm that day so that i got in at all was an achievement. I feel asleep in one of the chairs, bouncer woke me up and told me to leave. was fairly sound about it.

Trankton

Got thrown out of a pub recently for spanking random girls on the ass, one of them complained to the bouncers, who apparently had been watching me for a bit (as I was pretty drunk) and threw me out, while laughing at me.

DarkJager

Yes. It involved a chair being broken over someones head, someone getting an uppercut then falling down a flight of stairs, and 10 bouncers dragging me and some random guy out of the club Best night ever!

paddyc

loads of times, mostly for stuff like taking a mouthful of beer then pretending to whisper into a woman ear and spraying it into her ear


even at 32 i still love doing it

admiralofthefleet

been refused entry a few times but never thrown out of one

Loopy

I was thrown out of our local nightclub when I was about 16.. The DJ was having a competition and the prize was a huge Ghetto Blaster, I was pissed and wanted it badly so in front of the whole club jumped on stage and took it.. The poor DJ was the only one who didn't see me wrestling my way up the stairs with it.. I got caught at the door by the bouncers and was barred:o

homerjay2005

stovelid wrote: »

Also, bit embarrassing, but once a random girl walked by and dipped her mouth in my pint and blew it everywhere so I poured it over her and got asked to leave but the bouncer was quite understanding when he knew what happened.

missed oppurtunity there lad, i think she wanted something else poured over her:pac:

Euro_Kraut

Few years ago I was in CPs in Galway on a college night out. One of the girls I was out with had her ass grabbed by some guy. I challenged they guy who did it.

-Did you grab that girls ass?
- Ah yeah... you know yourself some nights you just gotta grab girls

I punched him in the face and his nose started bledding. A bouncer saw what happened and through me out. Didn't put up any resistance to be thrown out.

I have never thrown a punch a person before or since. Don't have too many regrets about it to be honest though.

Kiera

Yup got booted out of boomerangs for god knows what. Was dancing away on the dancefloor and was literally lifted out and told not to come back. I wasn’t even drinking that night

Was barred from Tomangos for shouting at a bouncer after he put his hands on me. He was fired a week later

orourkeda

stovelid wrote: »

About five or six times. Never for anything really bad - usually asked to leave as a group for singing songs after matches and the like.

Also, bit embarrassing, but once a random girl walked by and dipped her mouth in my pint and blew it everywhere so I poured it over her and got asked to leave but the bouncer was quite understanding when he knew what happened.

I cant say I'd have been so understanding.

The cheeky b*tch

orourkeda

Got thrown out of "Down Under" in Dublin for falling asleep on the floor.

Prof.Badass

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

-Did you grab that girls ass?
- Ah yeah... you know yourself some nights you just gotta grab girls.

Classic comment :pac:.

smokingman

Got banned from the Bleeding Horse years ago for harrassing Brian Dobson.
Was out on the town with college friends and was a bit merry, saw him drinking with a friend and could not, for the life of me, remember his name.

Went up to him quite politely and asked if he was some other newscaster at the time. He said no and looked a bit miffed.

I went away and a few pints later asked him again if he was another one I remembered - he wasn't.

This went on for about 8 pints and a few chasers and in the end he shouted at me "I'M BRIAN DOBSON YOU ****!" and the resultant bouncer that suddenly arrived behind me threw me out and told the other bouncers not to let me in again.

Never went back and never pissed off any other newscasters after that.

....except for Martin King but that's another story.

General Zod

Got into a shouting match with a girl group called fe:mail who over ran their set time.

Quality

I got lifted out of Halo in Galway a few years back, those bouncers in their camel hair coats are Cnuts!

It was closing time and one of the bouncers took my drink out of my hand and took it away.. I read him the riot act. They lifted me and deposited me outside...

I was like a bull!!!

orourkeda

paddyc wrote: »

loads of times, mostly for stuff like taking a mouthful of beer then pretending to whisper into a woman ear and spraying it into her ear


even at 32 i still love doing it

Now I understand why it's €5 a pint.

You're supposed to drink it.

civis_liberalis

Thrown out of niteclub in Galway.

I was fairly well oiled, but I don't bother anyone when I'm drunk. I got separated from the mates and two bouncers flanked me and basically grabbed me and carried me out. I tried to resist, but there was no point. It was after that point where things got fuzzy...

thegen

Mate of mine was asked to leave a very well know restaurant in Dublin after he was caught receiving a BJ in the ladies loo.

the whole year inn

A few places got thrown out in Taffes in Sligo for walking into the girls toilet by accident,all I seen what looked like the lights of a toilet and walked in,there was no one in there and once I didnt see the urianls I walked straight out,a few minutes later being asked to leave,didnt care it was a **** hole and the casino I went.

In the Dail in Galway chatting to some girl she thrw her drink all over me,I was pissed off by this went ot the bar got a new pint made my way over to her and threw the lot over her and her white dress.
Walked down the stairs and out the door as I knew Id be thrown out,but went straight in to front door which was way better.

JohnCleary

Was air-lifted out of GPO in Galway on my 19th after being fed a copious amount of cheap sh1te - fun times

The Master

General Zod wrote: »

Got into a shouting match with a girl group called fe:mail who over ran their set time.

I gigged with them once

/pointless story

Jax Teller

yes i was literally thrown out of a nitelclub in greece cause one mates was in a fight , jumped in front of him to pull him away , next thing i know this big greek bouncer picks three of us in his arms and just throws us out the door , mate gets kicked in the head while lying der , i just lying der in agony my foot killin me but manage to walk to top of strip and get taxi back apartments , wake up in the morning foot still killin me go d medical centre turns out i broke my ankle in d melee

xsiborg

was out wit a mate recently and we were chatting to a girl, grand, next thing her friend came over from the bar, our eyes met, "nice!", i thought, til i took in the rest of her... ohh dear, poor girl looked pure "emaciated", i turned away and made a bee line for the toilets as i just felt that "lump" in my throat before you heave, didnt make it in time, so iinstinctively put my hand over my mouth, which only made the situation worse as i sprayed the poor guy that stands at the toilet entrance while at the same time making a fruitless gesture to excuse me. carried on into the toilet, heaving in the urinal, splattering everywhere, and just when i seemed to take a break to draw breath, a bouncer was standing over my shoulder.... pathetic pleadings of "no, im not drunk, i just got sick 'cos...", fell on deaf ears.

only time i have ever experienced such embarrassment and mortification. i've been back to the club regularly since, but always keep my head down when approaching the door in a "he knows, i know!" understanding with the bouncer.

stovelid

xsiborg wrote: »

you'll always get that 1% that let their ego's get in the way of their job- let it go! simples!

I agree. You were only vomiting all over other customers.

No harm there.

What's his problem?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

stovelid wrote: »

Also, bit embarrassing, but once a random girl walked by and dipped her mouth in my pint and blew it everywhere so I poured it over her and got asked to leave but the bouncer was quite understanding when he knew what happened.

The same whore will fight tooth and nail to get the bouncer on her side, saying "we were only having a laugh" or some sh!t. I hate how women in seem to think they can get away with this crap in pubs/clubs. Skipping queues, entering the mens toilet, stealing your drinks. You say something to them and you are the cnut... how the hell does that work out???

Was fecked out of a pub one night, went to the toilet and I seen my friends husband shagging some fat whore in the jacks. Thought it was another bloke at first. Barman kicked me out as he was a regular, I wasn't...:rolleyes:

Dudess

Just once - when I was 19/20. For being too drunk. I wasn't doing anything hugely problematic though - just falling asleep.

General Zod

The Master wrote: »

I gigged with them once

/pointless story

It was also at a gig, or after a gig when I got into the row with them.

It involved:

Them over-running their set time by 20 minutes on a 30 minute set with 4 bands on the bill.

a drum stool

several Jagermeister

the phrase "you're a **** Corrs knock off, and the Corrs are **** to begin with".

2 bouncers.

General Zod

xsiborg wrote: »

was out wit a mate recently and we were chatting to a girl, grand, next thing her friend came over from the bar, our eyes met, "nice!", i thought, til i took in the rest of her... ohh dear, poor girl looked pure "emaciated", i turned away and made a bee line for the toilets as i just felt that "lump" in my throat before you heave, didnt make it in time, so iinstinctively put my hand over my mouth, which only made the situation worse as i sprayed the poor guy that stands at the toilet entrance while at the same time making a fruitless gesture to excuse me. carried on into the toilet, heaving in the urinal, splattering everywhere, and just when i seemed to take a break to draw breath, a bouncer was standing over my shoulder.... pathetic pleadings of "no, im not drunk, i just got sick 'cos...", fell on deaf ears.

only time i have ever experienced such embarrassment and mortification. i've been back to the club regularly since, but always keep my head down when approaching the door in a "he knows, i know!" understanding with the bouncer.

You got sick because you saw a skinny girl?

Acacia

paddyc wrote: »

loads of times, mostly for stuff like taking a mouthful of beer then pretending to whisper into a woman ear and spraying it into her ear


even at 32 i still love doing it

How is that fun?

stovelid

General Zod wrote: »

You got sick because you saw a skinny girl?

Empathetic bulimia.

Worth a shot, I guess.

Mimikyu

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orourkeda

I met a girl for a date in the Clonsilla Inn in Dublin one night about 5 years ago. Theres a bit of a background but I'll spare you.

Anyhow a really enjoyable night came to a close and the two of us were getting ready to leave she noticed that her Jacket was missing. The pair of us walked the length of the pub searching for this jacket and it was nowhere to be seen.

She assumed that it had been stolen and we decided to leave. However, on the way out she asked me to check the ladies toilets to see if her coat was there as a favour. For some strange I actually agreed to this and actually lasted about 10 seconds before getting caught by one of the bouncers and was asked to leave immediately. I wasnt even drunk.

She phoned me the following morning and as it turns out, there was one place we didnt check. THE CLOAK ROOM.

gaz wac

Acacia wrote: »

How is that fun?

paddyc wrote: »

loads of times, mostly for stuff like taking a mouthful of beer then pretending to whisper into a woman ear and spraying it into her ear

did you not read his post...he pretended to whisper into a woman ear and sprayed beer into her ear..classic

stovelid

Acacia wrote: »

How is that fun?

It means you never get to lose your virginity, and in the long-term never have a partner or kids, meaning you have far more disposable income with which to have fun.

Gavin "shels"

Got thrown outta the Academy there about a good few months ago, after a gig in there queueing up some knacker thought it would be a great idea to skip past everyone in the line to get his jacket first but sure he got down to me and pushed me outta the way and well, me and my mate milled him backwards and just as it was about to kick off down comes the bouncers and out I go and your man wasn't even kicked out.

Been back there a few times since and the bounce always remembers me, but well I told him the story and it's all good and I ain't barred.:cool:

Bazzy

I got thrown out of the shanty pub in between killarney and tralee for climbing up on the roof with a leprecaun hat on. It was a nice day and we were outside and I decided it would be a good plan

DONT TRY THAT AT HOME KIDS

I also got thrown out of renissance in tallaght for getting sick one night couldnt quite make it to the toilet so a corner was the next best thing.

As soon as I was finished bouncer grabs me and opens the fire exit door there was only me and him so at the start i fancied my chances until I seen the fresh blood on the floor I left politely then full of manner went to the plaza and even scored quality night !

Jax Teller

Bazzy wrote: »

I got thrown out of the shanty pub in between killarney and tralee for climbing up on the roof with a leprecaun hat on. It was a nice day and we were outside and I decided it would be a good plan

DONT TRY THAT AT HOME KIDS

I also got thrown out of renissance in tallaght for getting sick one night couldnt quite make it to the toilet so a corner was the next best thing.

As soon as I was finished bouncer grabs me and opens the fire exit door there was only me and him so at the start i fancied my chances until I seen the fresh blood on the floor I left politely then full of manner went to the plaza and even scored quality night !

pity whoever u pulled , you must have smelt horrible cause of the sick that is

Bazzy

keysersoze_88 wrote: »

pity whoever u pulled , you must have smelt horrible cause of the sick that is

Nothing a shot of creme de menthe can's hide

whodoo

Yeah but for reasons like
1. having fun*
2. spilling drink

Its important not to take it personally and just leave, i reckon. :cool:

*i appreciated that "having fun" is an extremely vague explanation - "cough"