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    #482
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I'll tell me Ma when I go home,
    That Sharpie won't leave poor Tom alone,
    She pulls his hair and grabs his co**
    But that's all right 'til I go home!!

    glad you didnt finish it, as
    she is not handsom
    she is not pretty
    and she is not from belfast city.

    further more she cant even count to 3 !!! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #483
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I'll tell me Ma when I go home,
    That Sharpie won't leave poor Tom alone,
    She pulls his hair and grabs his co**
    But that's all right 'til I go home!!

    She is handsome, she is pretty.

    /I don't see how that works tbh.:confused:


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    #484
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    When I become a moderator! :cool:

    Hahaha!

    I am quoting this for posterity. It is now a legally binding document.


    pikachucheeks for mod:D


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    #485
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I'll tell me Ma when I go home,
    That Sharpie won't leave poor Tom alone,
    She pulls his hair and grabs his co**
    But that's all right 'til I go home!!

    She ain't handsome, she ain't pretty,
    She looks like an extra from Fair City,
    She's counting shade cars 1,2,3,
    Won't she come joyride with me.


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    #486
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Less of the flirting please. This thread is srs bsns, related to a world-wide mod search. Not Sgt Pika's Lonely Hearts Club Band.


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    #487
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    Less of the flirting please. This thread is srs bsns, related to a world-wide mod search. Not Sgt Pika's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

    You're gorgeous


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    #488
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    Less of the flirting please. This thread is srs bsns, related to a world-wide mod search. Not Sgt Pika's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

    off to Adverts.ie to find a lady friend for the night so,

    then later report her for false advertising and damaged goods. :pac:


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    #489
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    Less of the flirting please. This thread is srs bsns, related to a world-wide mod search. Not Sgt Pika's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

    surely sexual favors were bound to raise its ugly head at some some stage, oh btw did you get that muffin basket I sent you.:)


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    #490
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    They never heard of pm's


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    #491
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    off to Adverts.ie to find a lady friend for the night so,

    then later report her for false advertising and damaged goods. :pac:

    i have a load of brass for sale if your interested


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    #492
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i have a load of brass for sale if your interested

    i fail to see the....... ooooooh :eek:


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    #493
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    be outside finches in 20 mins


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    #494
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    brummytom wrote: »
    Her thighs they shone like diamonds

    Must have gone overboard with the Baby Oil, Tom!
    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    Sgt Pika's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

    Hey, it's not my fault I'm such a (Ringo) Star!

    :pac:

    Dear Lord, that was an awful joke!


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    #495
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i have a load of brass for sale if your interested

    Are you polishing it?

    I might be interested.:pac:


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    #496
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    be outside finches in 20 mins

    funny enough i only live about 20mins from there ! lol

    but its a sewage dump so i wouldnt bother ;)


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    #497
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Are you polishing it?

    I might be interested.:pac:

    you can see your reflection off the bell end


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    #498
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    Less of the flirting please. This thread is srs bsns, related to a world-wide mod search. Not Sgt Pika's Lonely Hearts Club Band.


    not even a little flirting, this thrread went off topic a long time ago

    :)


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    #499
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    brummytom wrote: »
    Her thighs they shone like diamonds
    Her cnut it was just like a young wan's
    And her hair was waxed all over
    Tied up with a black-laced thong :D

    Her thighs, they shone like white diamonds
    cos she didn't go that far with the tan..
    and her bag was tore off of her shoulder
    when the Guards dragged her off in the van...


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    #500
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    irish-stew wrote: »
    not even a little flirting

    No. Unless it's related to your mod application and in Limerick form.


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    #501
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    No. Unless it's related to your mod application and in Limerick form.

    but Halle Fancy Walnut, baby, you said we could :(

    all them nights of passionate kissing and hot steamy sex gone to waste :(

    I feel soo used :(


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    #502
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    I feel soo used :(

    So do the condoms.

    My money's on two people. I shall find out if I'm right in the morning!
    :D


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    #503
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    So do the condoms.

    about that,

    Frada...........


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    #504
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Must have gone overboard with the Baby Oil, Tom!
    Ah, now, don't be calling poor Tom a baby, he'll grow up soon enough! :(


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    #505
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »
    No. Unless it's related to your mod application and in Limerick form.

    A sexy bastard named Halle Fancy Walnut,
    Who'd only **** girls who wore Prada,
    His condoms were Gucci,
    He was strapped with an Uzi,
    And hung out at the Copacabana.


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    #506
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    good luck to anyone who gets it, i hear most psychiatrists are offering discounts if you tell them you were an AH mod


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    #507
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    So do the condoms.

    My money's on two people. I shall find out if I'm right in the morning!
    :D

    with all the flirting here they where probably well used,

    :pac:

    you rekcon we'll know by the morning, ah tell us now, put us out of our misery

    :D


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    #508
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Loopy wrote: »
    They never heard of pm's

    Aye but they don't get attention and/or thanks that way, don't y'know?!


    Where's Terry? Is he still modding AH? IF not, why doesn't he mod anymore? And why isn't there enough of you as is??

    Answer these questions!!!!
    please
    :)


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    #509
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You people make me want to puke.
    One of you will be victorious at some stage.
    You'll still make me want to puke.
    Just so as you know.
    Even if you are the next AH mod. I'll be just sitting here. Typing to you. Thinking even typing to you makes me want to puke.


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    #510
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm a black, English, lesbian, wheel-chair bound, deaf, muslim, dwarf single mother.

    Mod me
    Sorry. The answer was Traveller.

    brummytom wrote: »
    What's with the "moar" thing?

    :confused:
    Crafty

    robbie_998 wrote: »
    who is the mod of the admins ???
    Me. DeVore is my bitch.
    sceptre wrote: »
    Meh.

    The first person to send me a google wave invite gets to siteban all of the AH mods. :)
    See above.
    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Keogg, I read your location as "Leixlip (Hitler)"

    ... You nearly got my vote, until I re-read it! :pac:
    Keogg wrote: »
    aw i wish i was that clever:D

    thatd be amazing
    Feckin' Hille...
    Oh. Wait.

    Will wrote: »
    good luck to anyone who gets it, i hear most psychiatrists are offering discounts if you tell them you were an AH mod
    It's true.
    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Aye but they don't get attention and/or thanks that way, don't y'know?!


    Where's Terry? Is he still modding AH? IF not, why doesn't he mod anymore? And why isn't there enough of you as is??

    Answer these questions!!!!
    please
    :)
    Hi.

    Closed me hole.


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    #511
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,057 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote: »
    Closed me hole.

    That sounds painful. What happens when you need to shít?


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