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Cheesiest line you've come out with?

TheCardHolder

I was having this discussion with my friends today and I was reminded of something I said while at oxegen!

Basically I lying on the grass beside this girl I had met ten minutes previously and started going on about how it was destiny I met her and how we had such a connection. :pac:

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

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FlutterinBantam

"Can I lick the the box batter out of your crack?"

Latchy

What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this ?

Hard Larry

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

I drank whiskey recently

Poor Uncle Tom

Gorgonzola, edam, cashel blue, bree, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar..:D

mikom

Gorgonzola.

Snap..... Poor Uncle Tom

admiralofthefleet

and chance of a jump

Proto

Kissing a young wan from the UK on holidays:

Me: Is that that some sort of fancy British Kiss?
Her: is that some fancy Irish Kiss?
Me: It's abit French...

EDIT: Damn! caught :P

SLUSK

TheCardHolder wrote: »

I was having this discussion with my friends today and I was reminded of something I said while at oxegen!

Basically I lying on the grass beside this girl I had met ten minutes previously and started going on about how it was destiny I met her and how we had such a connection. :pac:

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

Calling in the middle of the night while drunk and telling her how much I loved her and stuff.

Turd Ferguson

If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me... then take your top off and pour oil on your tits and giggle them in my face, then get completely naked and ride me till Christmas

phasers

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies

Turd Ferguson

I put the sex into convicted sex criminal :cool:

The Volt

Proto wrote: »

Kissing a young wan from the UK on holidays:

Me: Is that that some sort of fany British Kiss?
Her: is that some fancy Irish Kiss?
Me: It's abit French...

Haha... fany french kiss... I love typos

phasers

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I put the sex into convicted sex criminal :cool:

I thought it was romantic

El Guapo!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And yes that is my penis in my hand, thanks for noticing. :cool:

Anyone

Was chatting to a red-head,

Me: Do you like to read?
Her: Yes
Me: Have you read pubes?

She left, I never used the line again.

Neamhshuntasach

Used the 'do you have any Irish in you? No. Well do you want some?' line while living in the US.

DazMarz

Putting on a fake Australian accent while trying to pull a bird in a nightclub once...

''G'day, Sheila! You're looking pretty good up top... How's your down under?'';)

wolfric

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

you know 80% of women masterbate in the shower... the other 20% sing.... do you know what they sing? (they answer no)
then your my kinda girl :P

Smcgie

"You Remind me of a round bale... Id love to stick me pronge in ya"

One for the Culshies

Flipz4Rollz

"You'll do"

00112984

You don't sweat much for a big girl.

Professey Chin

Hi

My imagination is sh!te

callaway92

I would so put my penis in your vagina

Rhyme

Dean09 wrote: »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And yes that is my penis in my hand, thanks for noticing. :cool:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is a sweet
I'm going to f*ck you with a rake."

Why do I still have that book?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

You have beautiful eyes........wanna f*ck?

Actually works now and again, I love alcohol!

dylano_k

Blistering drunk on hols, in a sleeveless t-shirt

Me: You got your bulletproof vest on ?
Burd: Why ?
Me: Cos the guns are out tonight

-Dylano™ Original®

dylano_k

Most recent line to i got laid because of was in charlies, most beautiful 30yr old fat chick with a 3-in-1 standing across the room from me and i said....

w'suuup(in a real cocky way)

I still cant believe it worked

starbelgrade

Bend over & show us yer under-carraige.

Griffen262

Sorry, I think your standing on my penis.:P

:pac:......................G

AnonoBoy

"Well hello. You're a girl I would like to have drunken intercourse with, leave unfulfilled and never call again. Interested?"

Works 0% of the time all the time!