7of 9 - Would You?

JupiterKid · 07-10-2009 9:20am #1

I'm on a day off sick, watching a rerun of Star Trek: Voyager (one of my favourite shows) and I was thinking. She is obstinate and regresses to Borg like mode, but would you want to be assimilated by 7 of 9? I could think of worse fates...:pac:

AnonoBoy · 07-10-2009 9:22am

7/9 = 0.7777777777777

I don't get it.

minidazzler · 07-10-2009 9:24am

Yeah, but she has to wear the Borg stuff, Geri Ryan (yeah that's her name:D) is not all that hot without the Borg stuff!!

Gone Drinking · 07-10-2009 9:24am

Dude, are you asking us if we think its ok for you to have a **** over star trek?

I certainly would fcuk the guts out of the actress Jeri Ryan, who plays that fictional character you've got a boner for..

Daroxtar · 07-10-2009 9:27am

http://www.moveleft.com/moveleft/images/jeri_ryan_in_start_trek_voyager.jpg
Yes.

JupiterKid · 07-10-2009 9:29am

lol I'm actually gay. I do know sci fi geek guys are really into Scully from the X Fliles and 7 of 9 from Voyager. But there is something about 7 of 9 that could almost turn me. Her find her obstinance quite...alluring.:D

What has Jeri Ryan been up to lately?:)

Spear · 07-10-2009 9:35am

Jeri Ryan is the reason Barack Obama got elected. Her husband was Jack Ryan, the congressman for illinois, who stood down after his S&M tendencies became public during their divorce. In stepped Obama as the new candidate and was duly elected to congress. This acted as his springboard and a few years later he was the presidential candidate and winner.

Gone Drinking · 07-10-2009 9:36am

Spear wrote: »

Jeri Ryan is the reason Barack Obama got elected. Her husband was Jack Ryan, the congressman for illinois, who stood down after his S&M tendencies became public during their divorce. In stepped Obama as the new candidate and was duly elected to congress. This acted as his springboard and a few years later he was the presidential candidate and winner.

Wat?

JupiterKid · 07-10-2009 9:39am

Quazzie wrote: »

Is there no such thing as a gay nerd or did you quote the wrong post?

Actually yes there is.;) But there is a terrible dearth of good looking guys in sci fi.:( Well, maybe excepting Buck Rogers form his show and Matthew Parris from Star trek:Voyager.

OK lads - what about Belona Torres or the turncoat Seska - or Troi from Star Trek The Next Generation? My straight mates relly wanted to have a Betazoid moment with Troi...:D

But wouldn't ye all want 7 of 9 to assimilate you - it's power buzz thing eh?

Spear · 07-10-2009 9:42am

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Wat?

The more detailed text from Wikipedia.

Five years later, when Jack Ryan's Senate campaign began, the Chicago Tribune newspaper and WLS-TV, the local ABC affiliate, sought to have the records released. Both Jeri and Jack agreed to make their divorce records public, but not the custody records, claiming that their release could be harmful to their son.

On June 22, 2004, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Robert Schnider agreed to release the custody files. The decision generated much controversy because it went against both parents' direct request and because it generally reversed the early decision to seal the papers in the best interest of the child. It was revealed that six years previously, Jeri had accused Jack Ryan of asking her to perform sexual acts with him in public, and in sex clubs in New York, New Orleans, and Paris. Jeri Ryan described one as "a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling."[5] Jack Ryan denied these allegations. Although Jeri Ryan refused to comment on the matter during the campaign, the document disclosure led Jack Ryan to withdraw his Republican candidacy for an open United States Senate seat in Illinois, clearing the way for Barack Obama to win the seat.

07-10-2009 9:45am

Well..

she does have nice breasts.

Turd Ferguson · 07-10-2009 9:56am

Guinan from Next Generation

/thread

partyguinness · 07-10-2009 10:03am

Hell yes..

She is all women...:D

Guess what I'll be googling pics of for the next hour...

The Big Red Button · 07-10-2009 10:07am

JupiterKid wrote: »

I'm on a day off sick, watching a rerun of Star Trek: Voyager (one of my favourite shows) and I was thinking. She is obstinate and regresses to Borg like mode, but would you want to be assimilated by 7 of 9? I could think of worse fates...:pac:

Ah Voyager ... ultimate pyjama-day TV!

minidazzler wrote: »

Yeah, but she has to wear the Borg stuff, Geri Ryan (yeah that's her name:D) is not all that hot without the Borg stuff!!

I beg to differ!

rossie1977 · 07-10-2009 10:08am

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Star trek is the worst nerd hogwash ever, the latest being star gate universe, also rubbish.

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq142/bigzeesh92/u-mad1.jpg

redfacedbear · 07-10-2009 11:37am

JupiterKid wrote: »

What has Jeri Ryan been up to lately?:)

She's in 'Shark' - interestingly, playing another humourless ice-queen (typecasting or a limited actress?)

It's on 3e on Sunday nights and quite poor.

But to answer the question - yes, yes I would

CCCP^ · 07-10-2009 11:48am

Gone Drinking wrote: »

I certainly would fcuk the guts out of....

Jesus, haven't heard that before. Anyway, she was married to a guy who was going to run for the senate seat of the state of Illinois but they got divorced. Her real name is Zimmerman and she was born in Germany. Turns out the guy she married, Jack Ryan, who was Republican, would try bring her to sex clubs and wierd kinky stuff and try get her to have sex in public according to her, thats why they divorced.

When this all became public, it cost Jack Ryan the chance to run for the senate seat, and who was he supposed to run against? Barrack Obama!

I've seen her lately on Law & Order, not looking so hot

Professey Chin · 07-10-2009 11:49am

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Guinan from Next Generation

/thread

WHOOPEE!!!!!

anplaya · 07-10-2009 12:06pm

redfacedbear wrote: »

She's in 'Shark' - interestingly, playing another humourless ice-queen (typecasting or a limited actress?)

It's on 3e on Sunday nights and quite poor.

But to answer the question - yes, yes I would

never mind her,Jolene Blalock who plays T'Pol in Enterprise.hubba bubba:D

4zn76tysfajdxp · 07-10-2009 12:10pm

Moved from AH.

Jet Black · 07-10-2009 12:13pm

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Wat?

tl:dr version
her husband is a lucky bast ard.
<was>

Agamemnon · 07-10-2009 12:13pm

I would love to have her beat me senseless.

MOH · 07-10-2009 12:16pm

Spear wrote: »

Jeri Ryan is the reason Barack Obama got elected. Her husband was Jack Ryan, the congressman for illinois, who stood down after his S&M tendencies became public during their divorce. In stepped Obama as the new candidate and was duly elected to congress. This acted as his springboard and a few years later he was the presidential candidate and winner.

Wait, what? This is huge, it should have been headline news.

That does mean she's single, right?

Fizman · 07-10-2009 12:21pm

OP, asking that is the equivalent to putting an XL Bacon Double Cheese meal in front of a homeless guy and asking him "Would you eat this"?

Rhetorical question if ever I saw one.

Nevyn · 07-10-2009 12:43pm

Nah, Jerry Ryan the actress on the other hand, if she went back to being a red head then totally.

TechnoPool · 07-10-2009 12:45pm

minidazzler wrote: »

Yeah, but she has to wear the Borg stuff, Geri Ryan (yeah that's her name:D) is not all that hot without the Borg stuff!!

http://www.bertram33.com/images/uploads/jeri_ryan.jpg

I beg to differ!

Kiith · 07-10-2009 1:16pm

Griffin Young Schoolteacher wrote: »

Moved from AH.

I was wondering what all these normal people were doing in the Star Trek forum :rolleyes:

And in answer to your question op, yes. Yes i would.

Woden · 07-10-2009 1:20pm

Griffin Young Schoolteacher wrote: »

Moved from AH.

Closed at least until I can get home and away from the NSFW pictures

Woden · 07-10-2009 4:59pm

Reopened now noting that the thread is not in AH anymore.

P.S Yes, yes I would.

Anti · 07-10-2009 5:40pm

All day and night... untill it falls off.

triplehhh · 07-10-2009 8:21pm

Jeri Ryan has appeared in a couple of episodes of two and a half men and still the sexiest woman on tv. she was the reason i watched star trek voyager.she was melted into that costume every week.

Pride Fighter · 12-10-2009 2:29am

Imagine if Jeri Ryan and Irelands own Gerry Ryan were married. That would be hilarious. The image of that slob with the deep voice will ruin all of your sexy thoughts about 7 of 9 forever hahahahahahahaha:D:D;);):pac::pac: