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What do you read on the toilet?

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    #32
    callaway92
    Registered Users Posts: 14,343 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    the thickness of my poo


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    #33
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,011 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Pc gamer or Pc zone are both good reads while on the crapper :D.


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    #34
    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    ZOO Magazine, what every fella should read on the crapper.


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    #35
    wolfric
    Registered Users Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭wolfric


    So people seriously still read **** on the loo? (no pun intended) sit down, do your **** and get out


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    #36
    barnacle
    Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭barnacle


    Normally sickipedia on the iphone.


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    #37
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Steyr wrote: »
    ZOO Magazine, what every fella should read on the crapper.
    Then you'll end up with a horn and you'll piss all over the shop!


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    #38
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,203 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I read in my own time, I like to be able to enjoy it

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #39
    rednik
    Registered Users Posts: 5,149 ✭✭✭rednik


    If we're talking major dump well then it has to be the sunday times otherwise probably the sky magazine.


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    #40
    mattfender
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭mattfender


    texts of course


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    #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i normally text my fiance down stairs and tell her my arse will soon be ready for the royal wipe


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    #42
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    civis_liberalis wrote: »
    I don't read on the toilet. I find it a weird thing to do.

    That, and it can`t be hygienic. You`d end up with loo bugs all over your books/mags etc.


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    #43
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    usally Q or 442


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    #44
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Elliemental wrote: »
    That, and it can`t be hygienic. You`d end up with loo bugs all over your books/mags etc.

    Cant be any harm to read The Sun on the toilet. Its already covered in shyte


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    #45
    sky88
    Registered Users Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    i play the games on my phone good old snake and bounce


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    #46
    Cian92
    Registered Users Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Cian92


    Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader

    Tis great has different length article, depending on how long you stay there.


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    #47
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    i dont read.....not enogh time......

    i go in.... sit... do my business and whip then wash.........

    if i want to read i do it sitting on a couch ffs





    /edit i realise how stupid that sounds now and im tempted to quote myself and say ewww... you **** on your couch


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    #48
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    War and Peace, have it finished by the end of the day. ;)


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    #49
    FunnyStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    brilliant thread, nearly pissed myself.....


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    #50
    rednik
    Registered Users Posts: 5,149 ✭✭✭rednik


    Actually its not its a CRAP thread.:p


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    #51
    Man_bear_pig
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭Man_bear_pig


    a good 10 to 20 mins needed. usually an episode of family guy or the simpsons does the job


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    #52
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,024 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    rednik wrote: »
    Actually its not its a CRAP thread.:p

    ba dum dum tissssssh














    (drum noise)


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    #53
    byte
    Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,099 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    Currently using e2 by Matt Beaumont as bog reading material. Its format is ideal for such duties.


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    #54
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,203 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Actually the best thing to read while pooing is humourous graffiti

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #55
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Einstein's theory of evolootion..............:pac:


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    #56
    Dankoozy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Dankoozy


    nothing i'm too busy trying to push out my own **** to read anything


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    #57
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Dankoozy wrote: »
    nothing i'm too busy trying to push out my own **** to read anything

    See what you're doing wrong. reading will relax you, no need for all the pushing then.;)


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    #58
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    Usually read the tea leaves to try predict the next time i need a shít so i can have the kettle boiled and the cup less than half drank for said shít so i predict the one after that.


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    #59
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    War and Peace, have it finished by the end of the day. ;)

    That is one extremely long ****.:eek:


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    #60
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    civic


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    #61
    dyl10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    LOTR The two towers atm


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