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Sexy news for a change

  • 21-09-2009 2:05pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭


    A public school mistress has been jailed for 15 months for having a lesbian affair with a 15-year-old pupil.

    15385479.jpg Helen Goddard was jailed at Southwark Crown Court

    Music teacher Helen Goddard, 26, admitted six counts of sexual activity with the girl between February and July this year.
    Goddard - nicknamed "the jazz lady" - befriended the youngster as they met for coffee after lessons.
    Their relationship eventually became sexual - a development which the teenager's parents condemned as a "complete betrayal" of trust.
    The pupil claimed the sexual contact was consensual and she herself had instigated it, according to the judge at London's Southwark Crown Court.
    The affair lasted five months and included an overnight stay at the teacher's home and a romantic weekend in Paris.
    The relationship remained a secret until the school, which cannot be named for legal reasons, received an anonymous tip-off.
    Care workers were contacted and police raided the teacher's housing estate maisonette in Greenwich, south-east London.
    They arrested Goddard, who was a former child music prodigy, and seized various sex toys.
    In court, the teacher, wearing a white blouse and a black waistcoat and trousers, bowed her head and repeatedly wiped tears from her eyes.
    Judge Anthony Pitts said: "This is a difficult case. The evidence showed you were having a full-on sexual relationship with the girl for many months.
    "It is, of course, against the law to engage in sexual activity with a person under 16, even with her consent. These are serious offences in their own right.
    "But the particularly aggravating feature evident here of course is that you were her music teacher throughout this period and from well before the sexual relationship started."
    The judge added she would also be banned from working with children for life and would have to register as a sex offender for 10 years.

    Yeah sure this is semi-shocking. But I had a completely different kind of semi as i pictured this whole thing playing out...


Comments

  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Niiice.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,520 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    So she's sent on holiday until yer wan is legal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    I'll bet she showed her a few good licks....on the guitar...

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    If there's grass on the field, play ball :pac:


    *ps I as an entity do not endorse this behaviour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    Ill bet she has good embouchure technique....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    From her instrument of choice, I'd say she'd be more likely to be blowing into the hairy trumpet.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Niiice.

    Only crime here is that she's not doing it with me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Let's not be too hasty lads, we haven't seen any pics yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy




  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    KTRIC wrote: »

    Let me teach you about embedding Youtube clips and how to link properly to photos some day! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    With out pictures this thread is pointless.



    Because I cant read


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Let me teach you about embedding Youtube clips and how to link properly to photos some day! ;)

    :boosh: :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    The pupil would not divulge any information and remains tight-lipped.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Let me teach you about embedding Youtube clips and how to link properly to photos some day! ;)

    I'm sorry my good man but I have no idea about what you are talking :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Porkpie wrote: »
    The pupil would not divulge any information and remains tight-lipped.

    made me smile :D ...lol ...then realised the age.... made me feel durty !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    This thread has the:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I never get the pedo bear. Shouldnt it be Paedo bear?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    antodeco wrote: »
    I never get the pedo bear. Shouldnt it be Paedo bear?
    GTFO


    P.S. Niiice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Ste.phen


    antodeco wrote: »
    I never get the pedo bear. Shouldnt it be Paedo bear?

    He's an americanized bear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Music teacher?

    I'm sure she's got good fingering :cool:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    brummytom wrote: »
    Music teacher?

    I'm sure she's got good fingering :cool:
    She broke her g-string trying to finger a minor


    She was trying to play Stairway to Heaven

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Vain wrote: »
    This thread has the:

    I love RUNNING BEAR! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    The dirty bitch lol

    Seriously, if it was a male and a "consensual" girl, the male would probably have got 10 years. 15 months seems a bit of a p1ss take to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    R0ot wrote: »
    If there's grass on the field, play ball :pac:


    *ps I as an entity do not endorse this behaviour

    Extended Version

    Police: We need to track this student down and give her her luckiest girl in england medal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Sending a lesbian to a womans prison is kind of a reward......well it is in my head anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Scissor me timbers!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭sean0


    I feel bad for the Student, she wasn't able to talk in court and give her point of view, she had some problem with her tongue....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    antodeco wrote: »

    Is that her? She looks like a man. I'd say she's a man trapped in a woman's body.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Ann22 wrote: »
    Is that her? She looks like a man. I'd say she's a man trapped in a woman's body.

    a reverse transsexual?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,217 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    R0ot wrote: »
    If there's grass on the field, play ball :pac:


    *ps I as an entity do not endorse this behaviour

    I LOVE that episode.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    She looks like this guy with a wig on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭StraddleFor6


    Old enough to pee, old enough for me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    wudangclan wrote: »
    a reverse transsexual?

    Yeah, he/she could've once been a lonely man resembling one of Stings' brothers who changed gender only to suddenly fancy a bit of schoolgirl loving. I'd say he/she's kicking himself for his impulsive hormone treatment and subsequent operation:(.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    phasers wrote: »
    She looks like this guy with a wig on.

    Hahaha! Where did you find him? Fcukin' hell...that is her!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    "Nice" sums it up well. Was all prepared to post south park clip :) Shes 15 and plenty of brits would be having sex at that age. Probably unethical but awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Ann22 wrote: »
    Is that her? She looks like a man. I'd say she's a man trapped in a woman's body.

    There's not one man..maybe even woman on this that wouldn't want this woman plucking their strings


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