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    #32
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Are you for real?:p

    Those kind of pics can cause all sorts of trouble. :pac:

    I'm more real than you body has room FOR. This isnt your dad's reals, this is TURBO REAL


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    #33
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm more real than you body has room FOR. This isnt your dad's reals, this is TURBO REAL

    Turbo is the opposite to slow.

    I never had you down as slow.

    Take the hint.;)


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    #34
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    big boobs on 'big' girls are not big boobs, they are something else.


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    #35
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    big boobs on 'big' girls are not big boobs, they are something else.

    Talk us through it Jimmy.


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    #36
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    big boobs on 'big' girls are not big boobs, they are something else.

    Proportionate?


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    #37
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Proportionate?

    Correct. But you make it sound like a good thing...


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    #38
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    show us your burnin' boobs! :cool:


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    #39
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I know, same thing happened to my dick the other week, I only put it down for a second without realising the cooker was still on.


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    #40
    beardo81
    Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭beardo81


    You should probably get someone to numb them for you.....

    nyum nyum nyum :D


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    #41
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Ouch, burny boobs. You’ll prob get a blister which will look like an extra nipple then when it pops you’ll look like your lactating. Sucks to be you, OP :P


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    #42
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    cherryghost wrote: »
    show us your burnin' boobs! :cool:

    That comment reminded me of the time I spilled piping hot tea all over my boobs :(

    I was having a cup of tea with a friend, she made me laugh, the cup fell and I spilled boiling tea all over my chest.

    Owww.

    My own fault for being so clumsy, but still!


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    #43
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    That comment reminded me of the time I spilled piping hot tea all over my boobs :(

    Ohhhh...I've never wanted to fix somebody's post so much. :o


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    #44
    Ed_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Ed_


    I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks OP.


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    #45
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Theodore Careful Visitation wrote: »
    Ohhhh...I've never wanted to fix somebody's post so much. :o

    Oh, do you prefer coffee or something?! :P


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    #46
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    That is a coincidence I was standing on the counter top to get a bowl down of the top of the high selves. I forgot to turn of the gas burner on the cooker and as I have an extremely large penis I burnt it as i was getting back down. Now my extremely large penis is burnt. Do you have any extra burn cream I can use on my extremely large penis?


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    #47
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Doc wrote: »
    That is a coincidence I was standing on the counter top to get a bowl down of the top of the high selves. I forgot to turn of the gas burner on the cooker and as I have an extremely large penis I burnt it as i was getting back down. Now my extremely large penis is burnt. Do you have any extra burn cream I can use on my extremely large penis?

    Ha Ha! You have a small willy.


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    #48
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ha Ha! You have a small willy.

    :(


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    #49
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    WOAAAAAHHOOOO Your Bewbs are on Fiiire.


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    #50
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    I always thought baps were baked in the oven


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    #51
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i am a bigish woman- hence ive big boobs:((i hate them) im pretty short too:(

    anyway i was just making a bite to eat and i forgot to turn off the hob after the noodles, and as i leaned over to press the off switch on the oven i felt a sharp pain in my chest. DUMBASS here forgot to turn off the hob and i just stuck my boob on it

    Now ive a sore boob and a burnt top and bra:(

    Most random thread in AH this year.


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    #52
    Big Knox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Big Knox


    Ohh when the tits, Come out the Bra
    Ohh when the tits come out the Bra
    They land on the cooker
    Ohh when the tits come out the Bra


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    #53
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Get your tits out for the lads..On second thoughts, don't.


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    #54
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Admit it OP, you just wrote that to brag about having big boobs :pac:


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    #55
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Photos or leave?
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Are you for real?:p

    Those kind of pics can cause all sorts of trouble. :pac:
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm more real than you body has room FOR. This isnt your dad's reals, this is TURBO REAL
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Turbo is the opposite to slow.

    I never had you down as slow.

    Take the hint.;)

    I get it. Turd posts naughty pics, gets banned. Requests naughty pics and gets a cryptic hint that (for shame turd) goes right over his head!
    Where's my prize?


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