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  • 21-09-2009 12:39am
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    useful_contacts
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    i am a bigish woman- hence ive big boobs:((i hate them) im pretty short too:(

    anyway i was just making a bite to eat and i forgot to turn off the hob after the noodles, and as i leaned over to press the off switch on the oven i felt a sharp pain in my chest. DUMBASS here forgot to turn off the hob and i just stuck my boob on it

    Now ive a sore boob and a burnt top and bra:(
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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Anyone who says Pics or GTFO is an eejit.


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    Maqnus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Maqnus


    all i can say is LOL


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    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Ooh, I can feel your pain :mad:

    Waist height oven door = tummy = not cool

    Who knew one pizza could involve so much pain? :(


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    wexican
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭wexican


    Robin Williams?


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    javaboy wrote: »
    Anyone who says Pics or GTFO is an eejit.
    Then call me sir eejit

    PICS OR GFTO!!!??


    wait


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    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Do you look like Mrs Doubtfire?


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    galwayrush
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    A hot flush.:pac:


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    Maqnus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Maqnus


    I can't imagine how this is even possible.


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    If you need anyone to rub lotion onto yer sore baps, you've come to the right place ;)


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    useful_contacts
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    If you need anyone to rub lotion onto yer sore baps, you've come to the right place ;)

    ha:)


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    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    weh weh weh, I have huge boobs! :rolleyes: and I hate that little bastard of a smiley!


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    useful_contacts
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    Maqnus wrote: »
    I can't imagine how this is even possible.

    small person... switch on back wall... leaning...

    i cant make it any clearer man!!!!!


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OP, you're blonde aren't you? (Oh wait you're from tipp, no need to be blond:D)


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    useful_contacts
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    Ruu wrote: »
    weh weh weh, I have huge boobs! :rolleyes: and I hate that little bastard of a smiley!

    believe me luv im complaing more than bosting :(


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I was cutting a bagel once and had my kn*b finger in the hole


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    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    That wasn't a particularly 'useful contact' for you OP.


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    AnonoBoy
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i am a bigish woman- hence ive big boobs:((i hate them) im pretty short too:(

    anyway i was just making a bite to eat and i forgot to turn off the hob after the noodles, and as i leaned over to press the off switch on the oven i felt a sharp pain in my chest. DUMBASS here forgot to turn off the hob and i just stuck my boob on it

    Now ive a sore boob and a burnt top and bra:(

    I'm pretty sure I saw a public information ad about this very thing when I was young.

    There was a song and everything:

    Watch your chest
    And you'll be the best
    Don't set yourself alight
    Because that's just a bit careless really.
    La-La-La
    WATCH OUT YOU SILLY COW!!!!


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    InkSlinger67
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    If you need anyone to rub lotion onto yer sore baps, you've come to the right place ;)

    Numbing and Weighing forum this way


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    Maqnus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Maqnus


    You made this up to post about your tits.


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    Turd Ferguson
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    javaboy wrote: »
    Anyone who says Pics or GTFO is an eejit.

    Photos or leave?


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I'm sure you'll be fine, OP.

    We all make a tit of ourselves every once and a while! :)

    On a serious note, thanks for posting! I'll be more careful when I cook ;)


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    Anonomyte
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Anonomyte


    If you rub ice on your boob in a soft circular motion it will create a soothing feeling....and you can get yourself off.


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Anonomyte wrote: »
    If you rub ice on your boob in a soft circular motion it will create a soothing feeling....and you can get yourself off.

    Or it will stick to the boobs and rip more skin off.


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    Sharpshooter
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    If ever there was a boobie prize for posting in AHs this is a winner.


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    minidazzler
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    If ever there was a boobie prize for posting in AHs this is a winner.

    Maybe there will be around the christmas poster of the year thing!:D


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    seanybiker
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    I know your pain. I went for a spin on me bike a few months back and forgot to tuck me nob into my boots and I rolled over the head of me nob. Was well sore.


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Photos or leave?

    Are you for real?:p

    Those kind of pics can cause all sorts of trouble. :pac:


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    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Ruu wrote: »
    [HTML]weh weh weh, I have huge boobs![/HTML] :rolleyes: and I hate that little bastard of a smiley!

    You do?!
    Pics or GTFO.


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    It puts the lotion on its boobies or else it gets the hose again


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    #31
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Wow OP, that's quite a mis fortunate accident. My advice would be to use sudo-cream and or savlon to make sure that it heals ASAP. Sorry to hear about it and don't mind the immature AH responses...........






    (Fap, Fap, Fap)


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