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  • 20-09-2009 11:39pm
    #1
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭


    i am a bigish woman- hence ive big boobs:((i hate them) im pretty short too:(

    anyway i was just making a bite to eat and i forgot to turn off the hob after the noodles, and as i leaned over to press the off switch on the oven i felt a sharp pain in my chest. DUMBASS here forgot to turn off the hob and i just stuck my boob on it

    Now ive a sore boob and a burnt top and bra:(
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  • #2
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Anyone who says Pics or GTFO is an eejit.


  • #3
    Maqnus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Maqnus


    all i can say is LOL


  • #4
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Ooh, I can feel your pain :mad:

    Waist height oven door = tummy = not cool

    Who knew one pizza could involve so much pain? :(


  • #5
    wexican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭wexican


    Robin Williams?


  • #6
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    javaboy wrote: »
    Anyone who says Pics or GTFO is an eejit.
    Then call me sir eejit

    PICS OR GFTO!!!??


    wait


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  • #7
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Do you look like Mrs Doubtfire?


  • #8
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A hot flush.:pac:


  • #9
    Maqnus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Maqnus


    I can't imagine how this is even possible.


  • #10
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    If you need anyone to rub lotion onto yer sore baps, you've come to the right place ;)


  • #11
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    If you need anyone to rub lotion onto yer sore baps, you've come to the right place ;)

    ha:)


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  • #12
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    weh weh weh, I have huge boobs! :rolleyes: and I hate that little bastard of a smiley!


  • #13
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Maqnus wrote: »
    I can't imagine how this is even possible.

    small person... switch on back wall... leaning...

    i cant make it any clearer man!!!!!


  • #14
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OP, you're blonde aren't you? (Oh wait you're from tipp, no need to be blond:D)


  • #15
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Ruu wrote: »
    weh weh weh, I have huge boobs! :rolleyes: and I hate that little bastard of a smiley!

    believe me luv im complaing more than bosting :(


  • #16
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I was cutting a bagel once and had my kn*b finger in the hole


  • #17
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    That wasn't a particularly 'useful contact' for you OP.


  • #18
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i am a bigish woman- hence ive big boobs:((i hate them) im pretty short too:(

    anyway i was just making a bite to eat and i forgot to turn off the hob after the noodles, and as i leaned over to press the off switch on the oven i felt a sharp pain in my chest. DUMBASS here forgot to turn off the hob and i just stuck my boob on it

    Now ive a sore boob and a burnt top and bra:(

    I'm pretty sure I saw a public information ad about this very thing when I was young.

    There was a song and everything:

    Watch your chest
    And you'll be the best
    Don't set yourself alight
    Because that's just a bit careless really.
    La-La-La
    WATCH OUT YOU SILLY COW!!!!


  • #19
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    If you need anyone to rub lotion onto yer sore baps, you've come to the right place ;)

    Numbing and Weighing forum this way


  • #20
    Maqnus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Maqnus


    You made this up to post about your tits.


  • #21
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    javaboy wrote: »
    Anyone who says Pics or GTFO is an eejit.

    Photos or leave?


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  • #22
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I'm sure you'll be fine, OP.

    We all make a tit of ourselves every once and a while! :)

    On a serious note, thanks for posting! I'll be more careful when I cook ;)


  • #23
    Anonomyte
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Anonomyte


    If you rub ice on your boob in a soft circular motion it will create a soothing feeling....and you can get yourself off.


  • #24
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Anonomyte wrote: »
    If you rub ice on your boob in a soft circular motion it will create a soothing feeling....and you can get yourself off.

    Or it will stick to the boobs and rip more skin off.


  • #25
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    If ever there was a boobie prize for posting in AHs this is a winner.


  • #26
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    If ever there was a boobie prize for posting in AHs this is a winner.

    Maybe there will be around the christmas poster of the year thing!:D


  • #27
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    I know your pain. I went for a spin on me bike a few months back and forgot to tuck me nob into my boots and I rolled over the head of me nob. Was well sore.


  • #28
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Photos or leave?

    Are you for real?:p

    Those kind of pics can cause all sorts of trouble. :pac:


  • #29
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Ruu wrote: »
    [HTML]weh weh weh, I have huge boobs![/HTML] :rolleyes: and I hate that little bastard of a smiley!

    You do?!
    Pics or GTFO.


  • #30
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    It puts the lotion on its boobies or else it gets the hose again


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  • #31
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Wow OP, that's quite a mis fortunate accident. My advice would be to use sudo-cream and or savlon to make sure that it heals ASAP. Sorry to hear about it and don't mind the immature AH responses...........






    (Fap, Fap, Fap)


  • #32
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Are you for real?:p

    Those kind of pics can cause all sorts of trouble. :pac:

    I'm more real than you body has room FOR. This isnt your dad's reals, this is TURBO REAL


  • #33
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm more real than you body has room FOR. This isnt your dad's reals, this is TURBO REAL

    Turbo is the opposite to slow.

    I never had you down as slow.

    Take the hint.;)


  • #34
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    big boobs on 'big' girls are not big boobs, they are something else.


  • #35
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    big boobs on 'big' girls are not big boobs, they are something else.

    Talk us through it Jimmy.


  • #36
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    big boobs on 'big' girls are not big boobs, they are something else.

    Proportionate?


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  • #37
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Proportionate?

    Correct. But you make it sound like a good thing...


  • #38
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    show us your burnin' boobs! :cool:


  • #39
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I know, same thing happened to my dick the other week, I only put it down for a second without realising the cooker was still on.


  • #40
    beardo81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭beardo81


    You should probably get someone to numb them for you.....

    nyum nyum nyum :D


  • #41
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Ouch, burny boobs. You’ll prob get a blister which will look like an extra nipple then when it pops you’ll look like your lactating. Sucks to be you, OP :P


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  • #42
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    cherryghost wrote: »
    show us your burnin' boobs! :cool:

    That comment reminded me of the time I spilled piping hot tea all over my boobs :(

    I was having a cup of tea with a friend, she made me laugh, the cup fell and I spilled boiling tea all over my chest.

    Owww.

    My own fault for being so clumsy, but still!


  • #43
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    That comment reminded me of the time I spilled piping hot tea all over my boobs :(

    Ohhhh...I've never wanted to fix somebody's post so much. :o


  • #44
    Ed_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Ed_


    I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks OP.


  • #45
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Theodore Careful Visitation wrote: »
    Ohhhh...I've never wanted to fix somebody's post so much. :o

    Oh, do you prefer coffee or something?! :P


  • #46
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    That is a coincidence I was standing on the counter top to get a bowl down of the top of the high selves. I forgot to turn of the gas burner on the cooker and as I have an extremely large penis I burnt it as i was getting back down. Now my extremely large penis is burnt. Do you have any extra burn cream I can use on my extremely large penis?


  • #47
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Doc wrote: »
    That is a coincidence I was standing on the counter top to get a bowl down of the top of the high selves. I forgot to turn of the gas burner on the cooker and as I have an extremely large penis I burnt it as i was getting back down. Now my extremely large penis is burnt. Do you have any extra burn cream I can use on my extremely large penis?

    Ha Ha! You have a small willy.


  • #48
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ha Ha! You have a small willy.

    :(


  • #49
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    WOAAAAAHHOOOO Your Bewbs are on Fiiire.


  • #50
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    I always thought baps were baked in the oven


  • #51
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i am a bigish woman- hence ive big boobs:((i hate them) im pretty short too:(

    anyway i was just making a bite to eat and i forgot to turn off the hob after the noodles, and as i leaned over to press the off switch on the oven i felt a sharp pain in my chest. DUMBASS here forgot to turn off the hob and i just stuck my boob on it

    Now ive a sore boob and a burnt top and bra:(

    Most random thread in AH this year.


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