first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single )

useful_contacts

I met my current partner (fiance) in 2003- was a kind of a blind date sort of thing. when i went to meet him he had a beard at the time.

so my first line to my fella was "Holy crap you look like jesus" (and he did- oddly enough his nickname at the time was Jesus)

Can anyone else remember the first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single ). I only remember as it was so funny:)

trout

Hey bebbeh ... lookin' good :cool:

Max Power1

First thing I said to my now OH of almost 2 years was "haha,**** no" ! SHort story, we met in a certain rock bar, I was at the jukebox and she asked me to put on some Madonna

minidazzler

ASL, she replied, 15 F Cork.

It was love at first message:D

My name is URL

To an ex, I think it was something like "would you like me to get you a glass of water" while she was blowing chunks at Oxygen last year.

She enjoyed that glass of Rohypnol very much, and the relationship lasted a few months

Duff

''Eh what does it look like?..I'm playin football''

Said to my current g/f.

rubadub

Indeed I am looking for business.

AnonoBoy

"If I take the gag out do you promise not to scream?"










To which I replied:

"Hummpphhhh.... Meehehheehehee.... Harruruuummmpppppphhh."

AnonoBoy

Duff wrote: »

''Eh what does it look like?..I'm playin football''

Said to my current g/f.

Good one. What were you doing at the time?

neil_hosey

you look like i need a drink....

Duff

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Good one. What were you doing at the time?

Eating a fry.

brummytom

useful_contacts wrote: »

I met my current partner (fiance) in 2003- was a kind of a blind date sort of thing. when i went to meet him he had a beard at the time.

so my first line to my fella was "Holy crap you look like jesus" (and he did- oddly enough his nickname at the time was Jesus)

Can anyone else remember the first line you ever said to your current partner(or ex if ur single ). I only remember as it was so funny:)

*points and sings*
You shagged Jesus, you shagged Jesus

Yakult

"[Insert name of ex], thats a unusual name, nice tho"

Felt like it was yesterday still =/

useful_contacts

so much for my romantic type post:(

well it is A.H

Jet Black

Will I bring out the beans???

Ladies dont tell me a line like that would'nt make your knickers drop.





We worked in a supermarket together

mad_physist

disco at 3 am: "oi are you the girl who added me on facebook this morning?"

in fact it was her

Vain

Hi im Tits McGee

curry-muff

Have you ever smelled chloroform before???

Would you like some of my lollipop. I actually had one and is true.

ChocolateSauce

"Would you mind if I tied you up?"

me-skywalker

'Hi, have you got a light?' - me
'Have you got a cigarette?' - her
'Have you got a kiss?' - me


in that order... and that was it...

Jesus Wept

Most guys with long hair and beards are hilariously nicknamed Jesus by their hilariously unimaginative unfunny friends.

jumpguy

I dunno, I suppose I started with my ex on something like "hello" "hey" or something.

Aisling(",)

i said to an ex

OH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE KEVIN BACON!!!!!!!

i was very excited at the time.

Jesus Wept

Excited that you look like Kevin Bacon?

Neamhshuntasach

Aren't you a bit too old to be pissing on the street?

Aisling(",)

The-Rigger wrote: »

Excited that you look like Kevin Bacon?

no very excited that he did.

then later on we were sitting kinda close together talking on a couch and my friend goes you two been kissing and i answered not yet.
thank god he liked me at the time or else that have been horrifically embaressing afterwards.

Professey Chin

"Do you ever stop fcuking smiling?"
Anytime id seen her around town or shopping where I work she was smiling so I had to ask.(smooth I know)

Anonomyte

"Will you hold my pint while I go for a ****e?" It was love at first slap...

itsallaboutheL

So how're you got on with that bollox.....

she was with a buddy of mine at the time!!:p

The Big Red Button

"Dia dhuit"

"Dia dhuit"

"Conas atá?"

"Ceart go leor. Tusa?"

"Ceart go leor. Buail liom?"



God bless An Gaelteacht. Can't remember anything more recent unfortunately.