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Come in my Nest

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    #32
    Cinful
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    The dog is cross-species-sexual...so he often takes a ride in the Vette.:pac:
    Your Vette's female?


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    #33
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    What's the best way of sexing a Vette?


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    #34
    Cinful
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    shipmate sounds cool, avast, she can trim any day. If satisfaction is not found I fear she will have clipped too much off.
    Could open new career opportunities! There's a choir in Vienna? Needs boys with high voices?
    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    What's the best way of sexing a Vette?
    Speed shift the stick!


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    #35
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Cinful wrote: »
    Could open new career opportunities! There's a choir in Vienna? Needs boys with high voices?

    Speed shift the stick!

    ooh or I could work the royal courts protecting noblemen's harems.

    Hmm perhaps the only part of the trimmer i should keep apart from me is her blades


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    #36
    Cinful
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    ooh or I could work the royal courts protecting noblemen's harems.
    Harem scarem!:eek:

    Post count 59? Jeremiah's Vette must of fixed me?


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    #37
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I don't see a stick there!
    :pac:
    http://hcwsblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/vet_tech.jpg


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    #38
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    No need to mention the scars, the boating accident left me half the man I am already!


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    #39
    Cinful
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    All this talk made me hungry! Been fun! See ya lads again soon. Dinner time.


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    #40
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Cinful wrote: »
    Harem scarem!:eek:

    Post count 59? Jeremiah's Vette must of fixed me?

    In this forum, ye be neutered, postcount-wise.


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    #41
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /escapes 2 minutes after cinful. not at all suspicious.


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    #42
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    *waits for B!ue to appear*

    *falls asleep*
    cat.hammock.gif


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    #43
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Protected by swords I imagine. I only have one sword. :(
    And there's a big nick out of that one ... >_>
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    No need to mention the scars, the boating accident left me half the man I am already!
    ANOTHER sword accident?! To paraphrase Oscar, once may be regarded as a misfortune, twice looks like carelessness!

    Cin has found teh Nest, I see! :pac:


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    #44
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    function BodyOnLoad(){

    var src="000";
    LightBrick(src);


    // Create a 7x7x7 Array
    // odd indexes represent extensions
    // even index represent nodes
    var Vol = new Array;
    for (z=0; z<7; ++z){
    Vol[z] = new Array;
    for ( y=0;y<7;++y){
    Vol[z][y]=new Array;
    for ( x=0;x<7;++x){
    if ( z%2||y%2||x%2 ) Vol[z][y][x]=0; else Vol[z][y][x]=-1;
    }
    }
    }


    // This is a vector of ordered random directions
    // A random possition from 0 to five is determined is check
    var VD = new Array;
    function Coords(x,y,z) {this.x=x; this.y=y; this.z=z;};
    VD[0] = new Coords(-2,0,0);
    VD[1] = new Coords(2,0,0);
    VD[2] = new Coords(0,-2,0);
    VD[3] = new Coords(0,2,0);
    VD[4] = new Coords(0,0,-2);
    VD[5] = new Coords(0,0,2);
    VD[6] = new Coords(-2,0,0);
    VD[7] = new Coords(2,0,0);
    VD[8] = new Coords(0,-2,0);
    VD[9] = new Coords(0,2,0);
    VD[10] = new Coords(0,0,-2);


    // MazePath this is the vector that traces through the cube
    // the position is incremited backward when the path dead ends
    var MazePath=new Array;
    // A node is determined at random as a starting point
    var x= parseInt(Math.random()*4)*2;
    var y= parseInt(Math.random()*4)*2;
    var z= parseInt(Math.random()*4)*2;
    MazePath[0]=new Coords(x,y,z);
    // This is the number of conections neccessary to join all nodes
    var NumConnect=63;
    // Initiate object coordinates in vector MazePath
    // the possibility of all these object being filled is low
    // because the Maze Path will increment backward
    for (i=1;i<NumConnect;++i) MazePath=new Coords(-1,-1,-1);

    DrawPos=0; // the current index position of MazePath

    var xp,yp,zp,dx,dy,dz,click;
    Vol[x][y][z]=1; // Change random start node to Accessed

    for (PathLength=0;PathLength<63;++PathLength){

    var UpTo6=0; // This trace through the vector VD of possible directions
    var Pass=false; // This is the switch when an openning is determined the further the MathPath
    var RandD = parseInt(Math.random()*6);//This is a random start point in VD to search for opennings
    while ( !Pass){
    x = MazePath[DrawPos].x;
    y = MazePath[DrawPos].y;
    z = MazePath[DrawPos].z;
    dx = VD[RandD+UpTo6].x;
    dy = VD[RandD+UpTo6].y;
    dz = VD[RandD+UpTo6].z;
    xp = x + dx;
    yp = y + dy;
    zp = z + dz;
    if ( xp>-1 && xp<7 ) if ( yp>-1 && yp<7 ) if ( zp>-1 && zp<7 )
    if (Vol[xp][yp][zp] == -1) Pass = true;
    ++UpTo6;
    if (UpTo6==6 && !Pass) {UpTo6=0;--DrawPos; RandD = parseInt(Math.random()*6);}
    }

    var i;
    Vol[xp][yp][zp]= 1;
    if (dx != 0) {click=Math.abs(dx)/dx; Vol[x+click][y][z]= 1; }
    if (dy != 0) {click=Math.abs(dy)/dy; Vol[x][y+click][z]= 1; }
    if (dz != 0) {click=Math.abs(dz)/dz; Vol[x][y][z+click]= 1; }
    MazePath[DrawPos+1].x = xp; MazePath[DrawPos+1].y = yp; MazePath[DrawPos+1].z = zp;
    ++DrawPos;//alert(DrawPos);
    }

    function DimPiece(p) {
    var p1,p2;
    p1=p+((p/2)*Spread);
    p2=p1;
    if (p%2==0){
    p1 += (Spread/2);
    p2 -= (Spread/2);
    }
    return [p1,p2];
    }


    var MazeStr="";
    var Spread=4;
    var BL=(Spread-1)/2; // Beam Length
    for ( z = 6 ; z>-1 ; --z){
    zv = DimPiece(z+1) ;
    for (yc=3;yc>-1;--yc){
    yv = DimPiece(yc);
    for (xc=3;xc>-1;--xc){
    xv = DimPiece(xc);
    if (Vol[z][ 3+yc][3+xc] == 1)
    MazeStr += xv[1]+","+xv[0]+","+yv[1]+","+yv[0]+","+zv[1]+","+zv[0]+ ","+(xc+3)+(yc+3)+(z)+";";
    if (Vol[z][3-yc][3+xc] == 1) if (yc!=0)
    MazeStr += xv[1]+","+xv[0]+",-"+yv[0]+",-"+yv[1]+","+zv[1]+","+zv[0]+","+(xc+3)+(3-yc)+(z)+";";
    if (Vol[z][ 3-yc][3-xc] == 1) if (yc!=0) if (xc!=0)
    MazeStr += "-"+xv[0]+",-"+xv[1]+",-"+yv[0]+",-"+yv[1]+","+zv[1]+","+zv[0]+","+(3-xc)+(3-yc)+(z)+";";
    if (Vol[z][3+yc][3-xc] == 1) if (xc!=0)
    MazeStr += "-"+xv[0]+",-"+xv[1]+","+yv[1]+","+yv[0]+","+zv[1]+","+zv[0]+","+(3-xc)+(3+yc)+(z)+";";
    }
    }
    }







    formMaze.Maze.value=MazeStr;





    }


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    #45
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Cin told me about this thread she started yesterday. Said that Tar was to blame for encouraging her out of her slumber and thereby exposing her to all the lads on TCN? Whoa, the gang really turned out showing their stuff! Sorry I missed it! Of course Randy was late... that walker really slows you down, and should put some wheels on it, huh?
    Ghost Train wrote: »
    *waits for B!ue to appear*
    Also saw the Ghost added Cin to his friends list. LOOK OUT GT, cause Cin is a real handful and was on her best behaviour yesterday! Things can only get worse!

    Now Matt, what in the world did you post ^ above ^?????? Your Java homework, cause the only java I'm good at I'm sipping at this moment. You need to get out more often!


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    #46
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Cin told me about this thread she started yesterday. Said that Tar was to blame for encouraging her out of her slumber and thereby exposing her to all the lads on TCN?
    I'd be reminded of the tale of the prince waking the princess with a kiss, were it not that this prince is mostly princess, especially since all those accidents ... >_>
    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Whoa, the gang really turned out showing their stuff!
    Showing their stuff in public is one thing the nestlings do well! ;)
    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Of course Randy was late...
    No, Randy just let the others get over-excited and tire themselves out ... the auld dog for the long road and the pup for the boithrín, as they say! :P


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    #47
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Hi Miss Lagoon o/
    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Also saw the Ghost added Cin to his friends list. LOOK OUT GT, cause Cin is a real handful

    But in a good way... right ?
    Cinful wrote: »
    Ghost Train? Recall that name too. Came with advice.

    Still wondering what this is all about B!ue?


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    #48
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    Still wondering what this is all about B!ue?
    Hey GT, we take Confusing Lads 101 as a part of university curriculum. How would you grade us, huh, huh?
    randylonghorn wrote: »
    ... the auld dog for the long road and the pup for the boithrín, as they say!
    In his defense, Randy assumes this position?


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    #49
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Hey GT, we take Confusing Lads 101 as a part of university curriculum. How would you grade us, huh, huh?

    In his defense, Randy assumes this position?

    On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the best, I'd give you 1 ;)


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    #50
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    In his defense, Randy assumes this position?
    We're going to discuss positions in public now?! 0_o
    Ghost Train wrote: »
    On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the best, I'd give you 1 ;)
    Jeez, you're not that old, surely you could manage two? ... or even three?!

    I hear there are pills out there now that can help ... ;)


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    #51
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    We're going to discuss positions in public now?! 0_o

    Jeez, you're not that old, surely you could manage two? ... or even three?!

    I hear there are pills out there now that can help ... ;)

    I've only thought about the first 1 :pac:

    you can keep your pills :cool:


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    #52
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    I've only thought about the first 1 :pac:
    ... albeit often! :rolleyes:
    you can keep your pills :cool:
    Nah, only ones I take are orange (VitC+zinc :p)

    I hear Rig has a good stock though! ;)


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    #53
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    ... albeit often! :rolleyes:

    Nah, only ones I take are orange (VitC+zinc :p)

    I hear Rig has a good stock though! ;)

    so all the rigging is to keep it up


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    #54
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Well, you know what traditionally happens in the rigging, according to the old song ... ;)


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    #55
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Well, you know what traditionally happens in the rigging, according to the old song ... ;)

    I'm not old enough to remember randy. Tell me.


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    #56
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    I'm not old enough to remember randy. Tell me.

    nor am I...old enough


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    #57
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    I'm not old enough to remember randy. Tell me.
    Oh, you're old enough to remember Randy all right! ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiMMtKBD8Xc


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    #58
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Oh, you're old enough to remember Randy all right! ;)

    Lol, Jaysais you're all talk and.....................:pac:


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    #59
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    Lol, Jaysais you're all talk and.....................:pac:
    :p:D

    Actually, I'm delighted with myself, I've just found the original version of the Good Ship Venus on youtube! Waaaay too durty to link here though, Cinful would be conducting Freudian analysis on all of us! :pac:


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    #60
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Cin told me about this thread she started yesterday. Said that Tar was to blame for encouraging her out of her slumber and thereby exposing her to all the lads on TCN? Whoa, the gang really turned out showing their stuff! Sorry I missed it! Of course Randy was late... that walker really slows you down, and should put some wheels on it, huh?


    Also saw the Ghost added Cin to his friends list. LOOK OUT GT, cause Cin is a real handful and was on her best behaviour yesterday! Things can only get worse!

    cin is cute, I'll keep her, sounds like she might cause me pain. guess it's not a duet after all??


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    #61
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    must lure cin back:pac:

    *bates hook*


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