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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭jinxycat


    One that happened recently

    Guy : so this friend your looking for....are we talking friend with
    benefits here??

    Me : haha, nope afraid not!!!
    just a chatting friend!!!

    Guy : if you get desperate give me a shout if you want some action,
    I live just down the road

    :eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    What did you do with the photos ?

    I didn't take them in the first place, hence why he'd keep asking for photos! :mad:
    Got what he wanted then moved on.Typical

    He got nothing! Which might explain why he got bored and we don't talk anymore.

    I used to have a friend-of-a-friend as a contact on msn. He was a guy a friend of mine hooked up with casually, now and again.
    He started a conversation with me one day, asking if I'd look at a photograph of a t-shirt he'd bought and give my opinion of it. I said "fair enough" and accepted the file.
    Opened it up to discover it was a photo of his ... 'meat and two veg'
    :eek:
    I told him it was a crap t-shirt and he should bring it back for a refund! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jinxycat wrote: »
    One that happened recenty>

    Guy : so this friend your looking for....are we talking friend with
    benefits here??

    Me : haha, nope afraid not!!!
    just a chatting friend!!!

    Guy : if you get desperate give me a shout if you want some action,
    I live just down the road

    :eek::eek::eek:


    That sounds fair enough TBH, No pressure, just an open invitation:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I didn't take them in the first place, hence why he'd keep asking for photos! :mad:



    He got nothing! Which might explain why he got bored and we don't talk anymore.

    I used to have a friend-of-a-friend as a contact on msn. He was a guy a friend of mine hooked up with casually, now and again.
    He started a conversation with me one day, asking if I'd look at a photograph of a t-shirt he'd bought and give my opinion of it. I said "fair enough" and accepted the file.
    Opened it up to discover it was a photo of his ... 'meat and two veg'
    :eek:
    I told him it was a crap t-shirt and he should bring it back for a refund! ;)
    If you insist :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I didn't take them in the first place, hence why he'd keep asking for photos! :mad:

    ;)

    What Pika means by this is I am minding the photo's for her. To share I have to make sure the People I am giving them to are who they say they are.

    So if you want the pics, send me your Bank Account details with your full name, Mothers Maiden name and a copy of your signature.

    Make sure your Acc No. and your Sort code are enclosed.

    You can send them to me through PM.



    (Pika, go along with this and you get 10%):p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    (Pika, go along with this and you get 10%):p

    Wow! 10% of the money should cover the costs I need to finally become a real woman! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Wow! 10% of the money should cover the costs I need to finally become a real woman! ;)
    Ohhhhh thats what that bump was...........:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    I usually open with;

    "story slut features?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Will wrote: »
    I usually open with;

    "story slut features?"

    I've noticed. I don't bother to fight anymore, I just reply!
    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    use it with many female friends, not just you pika


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Will wrote: »
    use it with many female friends, not just you pika
    man whore :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    *facepalm*

    as a term of endearment, nothing more


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    How about, "So I'm think about visiting that sandy-coloured planet today..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    how far ya get with that line?

    Well I like winding up girls for lulz, so quite far in that sense.

    Might have something to do with why I'm single


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    brummytom wrote: »
    Well I like winding up girls for lulz, so quite far in that sense.

    Might have something to do with why I'm single
    And this doesnt? :pac:
    Join Date: Apr 2009
    Posts: 2,065

    Yes I realise im not much better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    About an hour ago, some guy on omegale said ''hey, do you think black men are sexy?''

    i just replied with alt + f4. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    About an hour ago, some guy on omegale said ''hey, do you think black men are sexy?''

    i just replied with alt + f4. :P

    What was your real answer?! ;):P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    What was your real answer?! ;):P
    ctrl + v :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    What was your real answer?! ;):P

    Theres always gonna be a wrong answer to that question. If i say no, im a racist, if i say yes...im lying :o.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Theres always gonna be a wrong answer to that question. If i say no, im a racist, if i say yes...im lying :o.
    Racist :pac:


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