Spider in my room - help.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:30am #1

Just back from the pub, flick open the laptop... Something grabs my attention out of the corner of my eye, a ****ing massive MASSIVE spider, its body is well over an inch and then add in the long legs, WTF!! Im scared ****less of em, i tried catchin it with one of those blank cd spindle tubes, dumbed 100 cdr's on the ground and threw the container at the spider, and i must have flicked the spider up in the air or under the bed or something because i didnt catch him! Sooo Im sat on the bed looking out for this bloody massive spider, cant stay in the spare room as my buddy is in there.

Oh hes redicilously fast too, i mean a few attempts to catch him and he just ran faster than I could put the cd case thingy on him. This ****er is defo under the bed, can they climb timber?????

Scared.

Help?

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 1:33am

Tell him to go away or you will break all his webs while he is asleep.

It's a spider ffs, unless he is armed with a Gatling gun I reckon you're safe.

WindSock · 06-09-2009 1:35am

Can of deodrant + lighter = firey creepy crawley fun.

Alternatively go at it again with the empty container. Round spidey up first into a more convenient spot by using a broom / brush.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:37am

This is no ordinary spider, he's ****ing massive!! I hate em, its hard for me to look at them, I have a fear of three things in this world...

1. Spiders, especially this badass mother****er!
2. Crustations... lobsters, crabs etc but I really am scared ****less of those woodlouse things, beetles, shrimps, most things that live in the sea.
3. Nails... peoples nails.

Seriously this spider is gonna keep me up all night.

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 1:37am

WindSock wrote: »

Can of deodrant + lighter = firey creepy crawley fun.

What are you saying?

He's just back from the pub.:eek:

Dartz · 06-09-2009 1:39am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

What are you saying?

He's just back from the pub.:eek:

Can of petrol over the whole room then, followed by a lighter then. If in doubt, use more fire.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:40am

WindSock wrote: »

Can of deodrant + lighter = firey creepy crawley fun.

Alternatively go at it again with the empty container. Round spidey up first into a more convenient spot by using a broom / brush.

I REALLY dont want to go near spidey at all. Really contemplating waking the buddy up and asking him to find and remove spidey. Im sitting on the bed with all the bedcloths off so the bed is just white so I can see him coming, no quilt, no sheet, no pillows, I hate this.

Cupcake_Crisis · 06-09-2009 1:42am

That sounds like a category 3 spidey attack! Theres no other option, you're going to have to move house...NOW!! Its what i do!

galwayrush · 06-09-2009 1:42am

Spiders are from mars

Esel · 06-09-2009 1:43am

You won't get a much better reason to hop into your mate's bed.....

docdolittle · 06-09-2009 1:44am

Take a pic so we can all see it

:P

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 1:45am

FearDark wrote: »

I REALLY dont want to go near spidey at all. Really contemplating waking the buddy up and asking him to find and remove spidey. Im sitting on the bed with all the bedcloths off so the bed is just white so I can see him coming, no quilt, no sheet, no pillows, I hate this.

A glass and a piece of paper is all that's needed.

You don't have to touch spidey.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:45am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

That sounds like a category 3 spidey attack! Theres no other option, you're going to have to move house...NOW!! Its what i do!

\burn house and move is seriously an option, should i wake the buddy first??

galwayrush wrote: »

Spiders are from mars

And the garden of ****ing marsh thats outside my window.

esel wrote: »

You won't get a much better reason to hop into your mate's bed.....

Id sooner try and convince him I have a thing for him than admit Im scared of spiders...

pebbles21 · 06-09-2009 1:45am

your a big ladies blouse ffs just get a shoe and whack the fcuker !

WindSock · 06-09-2009 1:46am

FearDark wrote: »

I REALLY dont want to go near spidey at all. Really contemplating waking the buddy up and asking him to find and remove spidey. Im sitting on the bed with all the bedcloths off so the bed is just white so I can see him coming, no quilt, no sheet, no pillows, I hate this.

:pac: Hehe. God love you, I used to be like that. I'd keep all the lights on and be super alert and make sure the fecker didn't crawl into somewhere wher I would lose sight of it. Go and wake your mate up then. It can be the price he pays for sleeping in your gaf, plus you can get a nice slagging off your mates tomorrow.
However, there is only one sure way to conquer your fear though, that's to sort out your arachnoid friend yourself. Once you catch him, stick some of those comical googly eyes on him and you will never be afeared again.

JONJO THE MISER · 06-09-2009 1:47am

I had the same problem when i went into my room earlier, there was a spider on the wall with a web got the book and the beep was too fast for me and escaped under the bed, im scared he is gonna get me when i go to sleep:( crafty bugger.

dreamer_ire · 06-09-2009 1:47am

Use the hoover (if you know where it is lol) and leave it running for a minute afterwards to make sure he's dead.... otherwise they can nest on there lol

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:47am

docdolittle wrote: »

Take a pic so we can all see it :P

Cant find him, think hes underneath the bed, wish I had bedclothes.

Ive actually sobered up in minutes, im traumatised over this thing.

Tar.Aldarion · 06-09-2009 1:48am

lol scared of spiders lolololol

sleeepppp

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 1:49am

FearDark wrote: »

Cant find him, think hes underneath the bed, wish I had bedclothes.

Ive actually sobered up in minutes, im traumatised over this thing.

I hope you sleep with your mouth closed.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:52am

WindSock wrote: »

:pac: Hehe. God love you, I used to be like that. I'd keep all the lights on and be super alert and make sure the fecker didn't crawl into somewhere wher I would lose sight of it. Go and wake your mate up then. It can be the price he pays for sleeping in your gaf, plus you can get a nice slagging off your mates tomorrow.
However, there is only one sure way to conquer your fear though, that's to sort out your arachnoid friend yourself. Once you catch him, stick some of those comical googly eyes on him and you will never be afeared again.

UGH! Im freaked out looking at it, its DISGUSTING!! Yeah, im seriously alert, im watching out incase it gets up on the bed or something.

Can they climb wood, like you know the kind of solid timber that has been stained and clear coted, its slippery enough...

Well if I was a spider I probarbly wouldnt be able to climb it. Im not though.

Im probarbly gonna ruffle some of my smelly socks under the bed and try get him moving then drop the side locker on him, that should do it.

ziggy23 · 06-09-2009 1:53am

these massive spiders are everywhere:eek: I have one of those plug in pestex things but it doesnt deter them:( I wont be able to sleep now and its not even in my room:( just get your duvet and sleep downstairs its better than wakin up and finding it on the pillow beside you:eek:

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:54am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I hope you sleep with your mouth closed.

Always do, ever since the "Snyper Incident" of 2006... yeuch.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 1:54am

ziggy23 wrote: »

these massive spiders are everywhere:eek: I have one of those plug in pestex things but it doesnt deter them:( I wont be able to sleep now and its not even in my room:( just get your duvet and sleep downstairs its better than wakin up and finding it on the pillow beside you:eek:

Your not helping dude... Im freaked out as it is. CAN THEY CLIMB SHINY TIMBER??

docdolittle · 06-09-2009 1:56am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I hope you sleep with your mouth closed.

Yea, they might lay eggs in you and you'll end up with one of these

Spider%20baby.jpg

WindSock · 06-09-2009 1:56am

FearDark wrote: »

Always do, ever since the "Snyper Incident" of 2006... yeuch.

Yeah but it's the spiders' djing skills you have to look out for...

Borneo Fnctn · 06-09-2009 1:56am

Is he on the web?

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 1:57am

FearDark wrote: »

Always do, ever since the "Snyper Incident" of 2006... yeuch.

There you go, now all you have to worry about is your nose.

How big is it??:pac:

/The spider, not your nose..

Tar.Aldarion · 06-09-2009 1:57am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I hope you sleep with your mouth closed.

Can't say the same sharpy :pac:

ziggy23 · 06-09-2009 1:57am

FearDark wrote: »

Your not helping dude... Im freaked out as it is. CAN THEY CLIMB SHINY TIMBER??

They're not Irish spiders we dont know what they can do yet:eek: and I'm not a dude I'm a dudette:P

demanufactured · 06-09-2009 1:58am

FearDark wrote: »

Just back from the pub, flick open the laptop... Something grabs my attention out of the corner of my eye, a ****ing massive MASSIVE spider, its body is well over an inch and then add in the long legs, WTF!! Im scared ****less of em, i tried catchin it with one of those blank cd spindle tubes, dumbed 100 cdr's on the ground and threw the container at the spider, and i must have flicked the spider up in the air or under the bed or something because i didnt catch him! Sooo Im sat on the bed looking out for this bloody massive spider, cant stay in the spare room as my buddy is in there.

Oh hes redicilously fast too, i mean a few attempts to catch him and he just ran faster than I could put the cd case thingy on him. This ****er is defo under the bed, can they climb timber?????

Scared.

Help?

pussy.

WindSock · 06-09-2009 2:01am

demanufactured wrote: »

pussy.

I think it's a spider.

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 2:03am

demanufactured wrote: »

pussy.

No, read the thread,he's trying to get rid of a spider.

If he was trying to get rid of pussy he would have posted somewhere else.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 2:03am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

There you go, now all you have to worry about is your nose.

How big is it??:pac:

/The spider, not your nose..

Bigger than a 2euro coin :eek: and faster than Usain Bolt on coke.

ziggy23 wrote: »

They're not Irish spiders we dont know what they can do yet:eek: and I'm not a dude I'm a dudette:P

Your right, theres a major influx of seriously big ass spiders lately WTF is going on, for about 3 months solid theres been a small spider on the ceiling, its cool we have mutual respect for each other, he doesnt come down there and I dont be on the ceiling, we're cool. But this big ass ****er just sways in here running around scaring the **** outta people, its just not on at all at all.

Apologies for the dude, dude!

Still no solutions, guess im heading downstaris to sleep on the worlds worst couch.

Sharpshooter · 06-09-2009 2:04am

He might already be there, waiting...

FearDark · 06-09-2009 2:05am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He might already be there, waiting...

Stop

donmeister · 06-09-2009 2:05am

When you find it and kill it, make sure the 'ballon' part of the spider is mooshed,because it might contain spider eggs which open during the night and the babies find warmth instantly,(most likely in your ears!)

You have been warned!

ziggy23 · 06-09-2009 2:06am

FearDark wrote: »

Bigger than a 2euro coin :eek: and faster than Usain Bolt on coke.

Your right, theres a major influx of seriously big ass spiders lately WTF is going on, for about 3 months solid theres been a small spider on the ceiling, its cool we have mutual respect for each other, he doesnt come down there and I dont be on the ceiling, we're cool. But this big ass ****er just sways in here running around scaring the **** outta people, its just not on at all at all.

Apologies for the dude, dude!

Still no solutions, guess im heading downstaris to sleep on the worlds worst couch.

Yea I dont mind the small spiders its them big feckers.and they're weird colours too defo not Irish:eek:

demanufactured · 06-09-2009 2:07am

lol, its a spider

5 minutes alooooonnnnneeeee

WindSock · 06-09-2009 2:07am

No, no. Wake your mate up and tell us what happens. I am following this story closely now, make it more interestinger.

ziggy23 · 06-09-2009 2:08am

donmeister wrote: »

When you find it and kill it, make sure the 'ballon' part of the spider is mooshed,because it might contain spider eggs which open during the night and the babies find warmth instantly,(most likely in your ears!)

You have been warned!

oh my god:eek: dont squish it just put it down the toilet but check in the morning it doesnt climb back up and bite u on the arse:eek:
I've got the shivers now:(

FearDark · 06-09-2009 2:09am

donmeister wrote: »

When you find it and kill it, make sure the 'ballon' part of the spider is mooshed,because it might contain spider eggs which open during the night and the babies find warmth instantly,(most likely in your ears!)

You have been warned!

Oh thanks... Im going to have to go and torch this ****er now...

I'll be back in a few mins to report how operation spidey goes... or not!

WindSock · 06-09-2009 2:11am

ziggy23 wrote: »

.and they're weird colours too defo not Irish:eek:

Lousy foreign spiders, coming in here and keeping us awake all night, terrifying us half to death they are.

ziggy23 · 06-09-2009 2:11am

FearDark wrote: »

Oh thanks... Im going to have to go and torch this ****er now...

I'll be back in a few mins to report how operation spidey goes... or not!

No dont do it!!!!!

FearDark · 06-09-2009 2:11am

WindSock wrote: »

No, no. Wake your mate up and tell us what happens. I am following this story closely now, make it more interestinger.

Cant really because he's spent the last 10 years in Japan, last time we saw each other we were kids and im "supposed" to be grown up now, ill look like a right freak if i go and wake him over this. Ill see if I can get a pic.

The thoughts of getting off this bed and onto the ground now are just...

ziggy23 · 06-09-2009 2:12am

WindSock wrote: »

Lousy foreign spiders, coming in here and keeping us awake all night, terrifying us half to death they are.

I know everytime I see one the music from the start of Scarface starts playin and I can see them all coming in on their spider boats....

FearDark · 06-09-2009 2:13am

WindSock wrote: »

Lousy foreign spiders, coming in here and keeping us awake all night, terrifying us half to death they are.

Dey tuk our jobs...

Axwell · 06-09-2009 2:14am

If you can see it then just throw a towel or something on it from a distance then proceed to stamping on said towel until you are sure you have stood on it all and squashed him. Or as someone else said get a can of deodrant and a lighter and go for BBQ spider!

marko91 · 06-09-2009 2:16am

FearDark wrote: »

Dey tuk our jobs...

hahaha normal gay irish spiders are on their run down webs out in our sheds saying that:pac:

Donnelly117 · 06-09-2009 2:17am

will you man up ffs, pick it up and fcuk it out a window, or smack it with a shoe it wont kill ya

donmeister · 06-09-2009 2:17am

Chances are there is a big family of spiders in your room somewhere, probably somewhere warm and dry like the wardrobe or in a drawer, so to combat the problem you must destroy it from the source,or mammy and daddy spider will be out around your room looking for a meal tonight...........

Spider in my room - help.

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