After Hours Serial Killer

orestes

The AH mods were driven over the edge by the incessant bad puns (Sharpshooter has always been on the edge of that precipice) and /b/tard threads and finally snapped and have taken matters into their own hands to distribute justice to idiots who drag down the standards of the place and make us all pay to make up for their dragging down the average of the collective unconsciousness of boards.

Tar seduces them regardless of their gender with their wily androgenous ways and lulls them into a false sense of security, while sharpshooter makes a few jokes to make them let their guard down. The Doc stands by and watches while smoking to keep himself calm and not lose control, with javaboy stood beside him doing the same, but doing it with just a tiny bit more coolness as is the natural way with their tag-team endeavours. Terry sips a beer at the other end of the bar waiting to make the killer blow when the time comes if things get out of hand and some extra muscle is needed. Monty watches from afar, as always, not wanting to get his hands dirty by dealing with the common folks but keeping a watchful eye and taking care of the planning behind the scenes. Then out of nowhere Rabies shows up and does the deed while everyones attention is focused on the other guys. Everyone always forgets about Rabies; silent and lethal, the AH mods secret assassin.

The only evidence left at the scene is a note left on the corpse in their own blood reading:

Let's see you start a whingey Help Desk now motherfukker

Saibh

orestes wrote: »

The AH mods were driven over the edge by the incessant bad puns (Sharpshooter has always been on the edge of that precipice) and /b/tard threads and finally snapped and have taken matters into their own hands to distribute justice to idiots who drag down the standards of the place and make us all pay to make up for their dragging down the average of the collective unconsciousness of boards.

Tar seduces them regardless of their gender with their wily androgenous ways and lulls them into a false sense of security, while sharpshooter makes a few jokes to make them let their guard down. The Doc stands by and watches while smoking to keep himself calm and not lose control, with javaboy stood beside him doing the same, but doing it with just a tiny bit more coolness as is the natural way with their tag-team endeavours. Terry sips a beer at the other end of the bar waiting to make the killer blow when the time comes if things get out of hand and some extra muscle is needed. Monty watches from afar, as always, not wanting to get his hands dirty by dealing with the common folks but keeping a watchful eye and taking care of the planning behind the scenes. Then out of nowhere Rabies shows up and does the deed while everyones attention is focused on the other guys. Everyone always forgets about Rabies; silent and lethal, the AH mods secret assassin.

The only evidence left at the scene is a note left on the corpse in their own blood reading:

Let's see you start a whingey Help Desk now motherfukker

You might be next - you forgot Hagar.

Adamcp898

I was impressed by the lengths OP went for this one, the effort they showed was admirable and this was actually a fairly original thread, not something usually commendable but this is AH. Sure it hasn't came off but it was a good try.

orestes

Saibh wrote: »

You might be next - you forgot Hagar.

No I didn't, he's in France so he can't take part

Saibh

orestes wrote: »

No I didn't, he's in France so he can't take part

Almighty Cushion

orestes

Saibh wrote: »

Almighty Cushion

Cmod, he's the boss, the hench-men do the dirty work while he sits in his office face down in a mountain of Cmod-standard coke

Whosbetter?

Saibh wrote: »

Almighty Cushion

He'd be there afterwards to soften the blow.

Saibh

orestes wrote: »

Cmod, he's the boss, the hench-men do the dirty work while he sits in his office face down in a mountain of Cmod-standard coke

The privileges that come with a Cmod title - not fair...

orestes

Saibh wrote: »

The privileges that come with a Cmod title - not fair...

You should see how good the admins have it. Gold plates, crystal glasses, the finest concubines from around the world thanks to their connections in the human-trafficking rings paid for buy the sale of their highly addictive drug that is boards.ie. That lot have it made

dsmythy

I thought they found all those unattended child migrants who have gone missing. They'll catch that evil social worker yet!

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