After Hours Serial Killer

Raiser

A family member of a close friend of mine is a senior Detective based in Garda HQ in the Phoenix Park. He has confirmed to me in person that 17 regular contributors on After Hours have been gutted like mackerel over the past month.

In each case they had received an Private Message from a Poster named <Mod Edit> with the title "It takes guts to dance with me" within 24 hours of having their guts removed and wrapped around their heads like a turban.

They have kept the story as quiet as possible as they fear that the Killer craves notoriety and have assessed that a media-circus will only serve to escalate his campaign or gruesome terror.

If you receive a PM from someone unexpectedly - please do not reply or give any indication of your location.

This information could save your life.

- God bless you all - please stay safe.



Mod Edit: Raiser this case is currently under investigation - please do not name any more Suspects here or you will be banned. This is my last word on this matter.

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Santiago Garcia

huh?

Overheal

Raiser wrote: »

A family member of a close friend of mine is a senior Detective based in Garda HQ in the Phoenix Park. He has confirmed to me in person that 17 regular contributors on After Hours have been gutted like mackerel over the past month.

In each case they had received an Private Message from a Poster named <Mod Edit> with the title "It takes guts to dance with me" within 24 hours of having their guts removed and wrapped around their heads like a turban.

They have kept the story as quiet as possible as they fear that the Killer craves notoriety and have assessed that a media-circus will only serve to escalate his campaign or gruesome terror.

If you receive a PM from someone unexpectedly - please do not reply or give any indication of your location.

This information could save your life.

- God bless you all - please stay safe.



Mod Edit: Raiser this case is currently under investigation - please do not name any more Suspects here or you will be banned. This is my last word on this matter.

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fail.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Your sig looks like an enemies list.

Overheal

Caiden Gorgeous Earthquake wrote: »

Your sig looks like an enemies list.

Glad im not on that


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Sucks to be you

Latchy

Haz 17 gutted bodies being found lately ? We need Forensic on this ...

Turd Ferguson

I did it

/thread

Bob_Harris

I think 17 murders in the past month would have been on the news.

Overheal

/checks supply of candlesticks

Mimikyu

This post has been deleted.

Latchy

Sure everybody knows the Dublin/Wicklah mountains are full of ol bodies ....

minidazzler

If you press ctrl+alt+q+p+t+v at the same time your true love will appear on screen.

Fail thread.

Whosbetter?

Was the murder weapon a Raiser by any chance?

An Fear Aniar

Bob_Harris wrote: »

I think 17 murders in the past month would have been on the news.

I think he meant the Mayo forum.

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Saibh

Raiser has gone quiet - think he said too much, maybe he received a pm.

Interceptor

Day war tekkin are jawbz. Eye kildum awl...

'ctr

phasers

I did it

Crann na Beatha

This post has been deleted.

Sleipnir

I didn't do it but plan to now become a copycat killer based solely on this thread.

allthedoyles

That reminds me ,. I have to go to local fish shop for some smoked coley

AckwelFoley

were semen samples taken from any of the ears, nose or mouth of the disembowled?

If not it wasnt me.

phasers

Iolar wrote: »

No you didn't,twas me me me,that'll teach them to rob my jaffa cakes.myyyyyyyyy preciousssssssssssssss

Tone it down bro

Four-Percent

This is a load of shoite if you ask me

thomond2006

Is this real?

AckwelFoley

If this is a school exercise in hoaxes i can assure you your teacher will give you a D- with a simple footnote "Must try harder"

ejmaztec

allthedoyles wrote: »

That reminds me ,. I have to go to local fish shop for some smoked coley

There's some fishy about all this.

Purple Gorilla

snyper wrote: »

were semen samples taken from any of the ears,

I guess the victims would've heard their killer cumming

Four-Percent

To quote some guy's sig....


damn you, you mysterious mod


edit: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!

ejmaztec

....or a game of sardines that got out of hand.:eek:

pablomakaveli

The only thing being killed here is my precious time spent reading this feckin thread.

Better luck next time OP.

Purple Gorilla

Four-Percent wrote: »

To quote some guy's sig....


damn you, you mysterious mod


edit: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!

marry me

orestes

The AH mods were driven over the edge by the incessant bad puns (Sharpshooter has always been on the edge of that precipice) and /b/tard threads and finally snapped and have taken matters into their own hands to distribute justice to idiots who drag down the standards of the place and make us all pay to make up for their dragging down the average of the collective unconsciousness of boards.

Tar seduces them regardless of their gender with their wily androgenous ways and lulls them into a false sense of security, while sharpshooter makes a few jokes to make them let their guard down. The Doc stands by and watches while smoking to keep himself calm and not lose control, with javaboy stood beside him doing the same, but doing it with just a tiny bit more coolness as is the natural way with their tag-team endeavours. Terry sips a beer at the other end of the bar waiting to make the killer blow when the time comes if things get out of hand and some extra muscle is needed. Monty watches from afar, as always, not wanting to get his hands dirty by dealing with the common folks but keeping a watchful eye and taking care of the planning behind the scenes. Then out of nowhere Rabies shows up and does the deed while everyones attention is focused on the other guys. Everyone always forgets about Rabies; silent and lethal, the AH mods secret assassin.

The only evidence left at the scene is a note left on the corpse in their own blood reading:

Let's see you start a whingey Help Desk now motherfukker

Saibh

orestes wrote: »

The AH mods were driven over the edge by the incessant bad puns (Sharpshooter has always been on the edge of that precipice) and /b/tard threads and finally snapped and have taken matters into their own hands to distribute justice to idiots who drag down the standards of the place and make us all pay to make up for their dragging down the average of the collective unconsciousness of boards.

Tar seduces them regardless of their gender with their wily androgenous ways and lulls them into a false sense of security, while sharpshooter makes a few jokes to make them let their guard down. The Doc stands by and watches while smoking to keep himself calm and not lose control, with javaboy stood beside him doing the same, but doing it with just a tiny bit more coolness as is the natural way with their tag-team endeavours. Terry sips a beer at the other end of the bar waiting to make the killer blow when the time comes if things get out of hand and some extra muscle is needed. Monty watches from afar, as always, not wanting to get his hands dirty by dealing with the common folks but keeping a watchful eye and taking care of the planning behind the scenes. Then out of nowhere Rabies shows up and does the deed while everyones attention is focused on the other guys. Everyone always forgets about Rabies; silent and lethal, the AH mods secret assassin.

The only evidence left at the scene is a note left on the corpse in their own blood reading:

Let's see you start a whingey Help Desk now motherfukker

You might be next - you forgot Hagar.

Adamcp898

I was impressed by the lengths OP went for this one, the effort they showed was admirable and this was actually a fairly original thread, not something usually commendable but this is AH. Sure it hasn't came off but it was a good try.

orestes

Saibh wrote: »

You might be next - you forgot Hagar.

No I didn't, he's in France so he can't take part

Saibh

orestes wrote: »

No I didn't, he's in France so he can't take part

Almighty Cushion

orestes

Saibh wrote: »

Almighty Cushion

Cmod, he's the boss, the hench-men do the dirty work while he sits in his office face down in a mountain of Cmod-standard coke

Whosbetter?

Saibh wrote: »

Almighty Cushion

He'd be there afterwards to soften the blow.

Saibh

orestes wrote: »

Cmod, he's the boss, the hench-men do the dirty work while he sits in his office face down in a mountain of Cmod-standard coke

The privileges that come with a Cmod title - not fair...

orestes

Saibh wrote: »

The privileges that come with a Cmod title - not fair...

You should see how good the admins have it. Gold plates, crystal glasses, the finest concubines from around the world thanks to their connections in the human-trafficking rings paid for buy the sale of their highly addictive drug that is boards.ie. That lot have it made

dsmythy

I thought they found all those unattended child migrants who have gone missing. They'll catch that evil social worker yet!

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