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After Hours Serial Killer

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  • 29-08-2009 1:53pm
    #1
    Raiser
    Registered Users Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭


    A family member of a close friend of mine is a senior Detective based in Garda HQ in the Phoenix Park. He has confirmed to me in person that 17 regular contributors on After Hours have been gutted like mackerel over the past month.

    In each case they had received an Private Message from a Poster named <Mod Edit> with the title "It takes guts to dance with me" within 24 hours of having their guts removed and wrapped around their heads like a turban.

    They have kept the story as quiet as possible as they fear that the Killer craves notoriety and have assessed that a media-circus will only serve to escalate his campaign or gruesome terror.

    If you receive a PM from someone unexpectedly - please do not reply or give any indication of your location.

    This information could save your life.

    - God bless you all - please stay safe.

    :(

    Mod Edit: Raiser this case is currently under investigation - please do not name any more Suspects here or you will be banned. This is my last word on this matter.

    .


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    #2
    Santiago Garcia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Santiago Garcia


    huh?


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    #3
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,940 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Raiser wrote: »
    A family member of a close friend of mine is a senior Detective based in Garda HQ in the Phoenix Park. He has confirmed to me in person that 17 regular contributors on After Hours have been gutted like mackerel over the past month.

    In each case they had received an Private Message from a Poster named <Mod Edit> with the title "It takes guts to dance with me" within 24 hours of having their guts removed and wrapped around their heads like a turban.

    They have kept the story as quiet as possible as they fear that the Killer craves notoriety and have assessed that a media-circus will only serve to escalate his campaign or gruesome terror.

    If you receive a PM from someone unexpectedly - please do not reply or give any indication of your location.

    This information could save your life.

    - God bless you all - please stay safe.

    :(

    Mod Edit: Raiser this case is currently under investigation - please do not name any more Suspects here or you will be banned. This is my last word on this matter.

    .
    fail.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Your sig looks like an enemies list.


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    #5
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,940 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Caiden Gorgeous Earthquake wrote: »
    Your sig looks like an enemies list.
    Glad im not on that


    ....


    Sucks to be you :)


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Haz 17 gutted bodies being found lately ? We need Forensic on this ...


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    #7
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I did it

    /thread


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    #8
    Bob_Harris
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Bob_Harris


    I think 17 murders in the past month would have been on the news.


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    #9
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,940 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    /checks supply of candlesticks


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    #10
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users Posts: 18,909 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


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    #11
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Sure everybody knows the Dublin/Wicklah mountains are full of ol bodies ....


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    #12
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    If you press ctrl+alt+q+p+t+v at the same time your true love will appear on screen.

    Fail thread.


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    #13
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Was the murder weapon a Raiser by any chance?


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    An Fear Aniar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    Bob_Harris wrote: »
    I think 17 murders in the past month would have been on the news.

    I think he meant the Mayo forum.

    .


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    #15
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Raiser has gone quiet - think he said too much, maybe he received a pm.


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    #16
    Interceptor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Day war tekkin are jawbz. Eye kildum awl...

    'ctr


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    #17
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I did it


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    #18
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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    #19
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I didn't do it but plan to now become a copycat killer based solely on this thread.


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    #20
    allthedoyles
    Registered Users Posts: 6,893 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    That reminds me ,. I have to go to local fish shop for some smoked coley


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    #21
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    were semen samples taken from any of the ears, nose or mouth of the disembowled?

    If not it wasnt me.


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    #22
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Iolar wrote: »
    No you didn't,twas me me me,that'll teach them to rob my jaffa cakes.myyyyyyyyy preciousssssssssssssss
    Tone it down bro


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    #23
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    This is a load of shoite if you ask me


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    #24
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Is this real?


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    #25
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    If this is a school exercise in hoaxes i can assure you your teacher will give you a D- with a simple footnote "Must try harder"


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,994 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    allthedoyles wrote: »
    That reminds me ,. I have to go to local fish shop for some smoked coley

    There's some fishy about all this.


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    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    snyper wrote: »
    were semen samples taken from any of the ears,
    I guess the victims would've heard their killer cumming


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    #28
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    To quote some guy's sig....


    damn you, you mysterious mod :(


    edit: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!


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    #29
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,994 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ....or a game of sardines that got out of hand.:eek:


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    #30
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    The only thing being killed here is my precious time spent reading this feckin thread.

    Better luck next time OP.


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    #31
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    To quote some guy's sig....


    damn you, you mysterious mod :(


    edit: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!
    marry me


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