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The Great goldfish dilemma

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    #32
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Fry it in the pan and have it for dinner tomorrow. Waste not, want not.


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    #33
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Find a small buoyant object like a plastic tray, add paper and lighter fuel, place fish on it and then set a match to it as it sails across the nearest pond or lake

    That or tie the fish to a large helium balloon and send him off to the great sky aquarium


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    #34
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,074 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I think you should stick maybe six bottle rockets and fire that fish fatality into orbit. Even if it doesn't reach orbit, the bang will give him a fine send off.


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    #35
    stovelid
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    Don't let it go to waste.

    Have you any wasabi and rice around?


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    #36
    Fracture
    Registered Users Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Fracture


    Tear it up into tiny pieces with your fingers infront of the woman, take its eyes out and put them in your mouth and spit them at ur girlfriend.


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    #37
    Kold
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    If it's any consolation, well, it was never really alive. Ya know?


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    #38
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,026 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Fracture wrote: »
    Tear it up into tiny pieces with your fingers infront of the woman, take its eyes out and put them in your mouth and spit them at ur girlfriend.

    ooooookkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy

    /walks slowly away


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    #39
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    When my old goldfish eventually died after nine years on a Monday I put him in a ziploc and froze him in the freezer until my sister returned home from College a while later so we could bury him toghether in the garden. I have a corner of the garden which has seen various puppies, pet lambs, gold fish, random dead birds, a plague of rats (14), buried there. I got creeped out last time I went to bury a dead rat there a few years ago and started digging up bones so I closed it and buried the rat alongside it.

    My dog of 15 & 1/2 years died last year and I buried her at a new spot close to her favourite tree where she was often tied out during fine days. Made a little plywood box and all as I loved that dog, couldn't bring ourselves to get another yet:(


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