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The Loch Ness Monster

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    syklops wrote: »
    It wouldnt need to be that powerful for my cock.

    BTW OP, Loch Ness is spelt Loch Ness, not Lough Ness


    Cock Ness ftw!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 51 ✭✭scooby man


    what the **** is that a giant glow in the dark ladybird:eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    scooby man wrote: »
    what the **** is that a giant glow in the dark ladybird:eek:


    You've never seen one?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    syklops wrote: »
    A large squid thats visible from space? That must be monstrous.

    you can see cars on the street on google maps so why not something which is apparently as big as a bus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭JackM_79


    syklops wrote: »
    It wouldnt need to be that powerful for my cock.

    BTW OP, Loch Ness is spelt Loch Ness, not Lough Ness


    Apologies.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Acacia wrote: »
    The Lough Ness Monster kinda reminds of leprachauns here. You know the Scots just keep the whole lie going to squeeze some money off gullible tourists.

    Blarney stone and Knock spring to mind.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,074 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    It doesn't have enough fish in it to feed anything very big at all. It's acidic so the invertebrates near the bottom of the food chain are sparse and small. The local trout are bloody tiny.

    I reckon there may have been something to some of the sightings and sightings of lake monsters in other places. It's connected to the sea by the river ness. Salmon run through it, so something like a giant sturgeon could make it's way up, stay in the loch for a while and give rise to the legend.

    Sturgeon look bloody weird and can grow huge. 7 to 10 footers are common enough and some can reach 18 foot. That's bigger than most great white sharks. They also run up rivers and have been caught before. Including in Ireland. There was a 7 footer caught in the liffey many moons ago and another big bugger in the Barrow.

    http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/Fishingnerd33/Sturgeon.jpg

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Is one of them you in that pic Wibbs ? :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Wibbs wrote: »


    A right motley collection of happy-spas in that pic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 fluffy.death


    57.168858, -4.631517

    OMG there's two of them. Slow news day much indo?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Are ye sure it's not Mary Harney?


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