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    #32
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Smart Bug thinks Pighead has already opened a restaurant

    http://www.108marylebonelane.com/images/ginger_pig.jpg
    That's the same restaurant that Degsy put up ya big ninny! If you're going to rob your material of other people you really should look steal it from a better source than an elderly balding librarian!

    Anyway back on topic, Pighead was once accused of breaking his own fingers on purpose to get out of doing his end of year exams. In reality they were broken after a nasty fall from his bicycle after the brake cables had failed whilst cycling down the steep hill of death.


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    #33
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Degsy wrote: »
    That was very ginger of you.
    I had a ginger moustache when i was a teen but then so did half the Irish teen male at the time .Damm vikings and their red mouzzies .

    Wonder if it was the apples :confused:
    Do you like ricky martin?
    Pighead does
    Ricky Martin No , His sisters hawt but she dont do gingers .
    Keano A Legend wrote: »
    No Latchy it is the Degsy and Pighead get a room thread. :pac:
    Another off course thread so :pac:


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    #34
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Pighead wrote: »
    That's the same restaurant that Degsy put up ya big ninny! If you're going to rob your material of other people you really should look steal it from a better source than an elderly balding librarian!
    .

    Correct..far better to steal it from a ginger beanpole who works in one of these computer places and wears an ill-fitting suit.
    Actually,maybe not..the material is,as Seymour Skinner would say "weak".


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    #35
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    I get accused of being nice all the time, I don't know how but people keeping seeing it in me.








    Bastards!

    Nobody likes to be called nice by a person of the opposite sex.


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    #36
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Degsy wrote: »
    Better bald than ginger!
    Not if you were partaking in a "Who has the most hair competition"

    Listen Degsy, you know fully well how hurtful these ginger jibes are to Pighead yet you persist in throwing these false accusations around willy nilly. Call Pighead a cnut, call him smelly feet, hell you can even call him a girl but please refrain from calling him ginger.

    If Pighead sends you a lock of his shiny brown lustrous hair in the post can we finally put an end to this madness?


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    #37
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Nobody likes to be called nice by a person of the opposite sex.


    Especially when she's unzipping your fly:

    "Oh, you're so........nice"


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    #38
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Latchy wrote: »
    His sisters hawt but she dont do gingers :pac:


    Most women dont.
    Exhibit "A"
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=39578


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    #39
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Degsy wrote: »
    Most women dont.
    Exhibit "A"
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=39578
    Which reminds me , Porky pig ..now ...like did he ever get his rocks off with another pig ....or perhaps maybe even a human ?


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    #40
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Especially when she's unzipping your fly:

    "Oh, you're so........nice"

    That 'nice' is fine.

    Its more the one where a girl ask you 'what do you think of Mary?' and you reply by 'Yeah Mary is a nice girl' and then you just mumble away hoping that the one doesn't ask you to shift or date Mary.


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    #41
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    When are you two just gonna do the dirty get it over with? You could cut the sexual tension between you with a knife, just give in guys


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    #42
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    orestes wrote: »
    When are you two just gonna do the dirty get it over with? You could cut the sexual tension between you with a knife, just give in guys
    Not gonna happen. Pighead doesn't "do the dirty" with fat balding librarians. Not male ones anyway.


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    #43
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Pighead wrote: »
    Not gonna happen. Pighead doesn't "do the dirty" with fat balding librarians. Not male ones anyway.


    And females ones wouldnt have you...not much chance of you ever popping your cherry is there?


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    #44
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Pighead wrote: »
    not even one of those weird lads who have brown hair but grow ginger beards.

    ah piggy, i have met you - stop lying now


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    #45
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The sexual tension is this thread is ridiculously high


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    #46
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Pighead wrote: »
    Not gonna happen. Pighead doesn't "do the dirty" with fat balding librarians. Not male ones anyway.
    Degsy wrote: »
    And females ones wouldnt have you...not much chance of you ever popping your cherry is there?

    Take it to the thunderdome lads. Bannings for potshots like this from now on.


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    #47
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Well they couldn't mud wrestle as Pighead would have an advantage


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    #48
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Take it to the thunderdome lads. Bannings for potshots like this from now on.

    Aww!


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    #49
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    brummytom wrote: »
    The sexual tension is this thread is ridiculously high

    You think that's bad - check out the tension in this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AxlJSiEEs


    Oh sexual tension. Sorry I misread.


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    #50
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You think that's bad - check out the tension in this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AxlJSiEEs


    Oh sexual tension. Sorry I misread.

    I actually lol'd.


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    #51
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Degsy wrote: »
    And females ones wouldnt have you...not much chance of you ever popping your cherry is there?
    Good God Degsy you're words are just like the DeLorean car in Back to the Future! As soon as Pighead has finished reading them he is magically transformed back to 1988. "You're a virgin Pighead and you've got AIDS ha ha ha ha ha" said eleven year old Fat Freddie who was almost certainly(and probably still is) also a virgin.

    Come on Degsy, your childish words and your dress style (gotta lose that Schott jacket!) are screaming out 1988. It's time for you to get back to the future. Run as fast as you can towards the book in the library entitled "It's really about time I started acting my age" As long as you hit that book with your large caveman like protruding forehead at precisely 88mph the instant the bald head and the book collide... everything will be fine.


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    #52
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Pighead, why do you assume any of us are bothered by the colour of your hair?

    If you're so adamant to prove you're not ginger, which isn't necessarily a bad thing by the way, "picture or GTFO!"


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    #53
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Pighead wrote: »
    Good God Degsy you're words are just like the DeLorean car in Back to the Future! As soon as Pighead has finished reading them he is magically transformed back to 1988. "You're a virgin Pighead and you've got AIDS ha ha ha ha ha" said eleven year old Fat Freddie who was almost certainly(and probably still is) also a virgin.

    Come on Degsy, your childish words and your dress style (gotta lose that Schott jacket!) are screaming out 1988. It's time for you to get back to the future. Run as fast as you can towards the book in the library entitled "It's really about time I started acting my age" As long as you hit that book with your large caveman like protruding forehead at precisely 88mph the instant the bald head and the book collide... everything will be fine.

    Maybe but i'm in with the people who matter!


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    #54
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Pighead wrote: »
    Good God Degsy you're words are just like the DeLorean car in Back to the Future! As soon as Pighead has finished reading them he is magically transformed back to 1988. "You're a virgin Pighead and you've got AIDS ha ha ha ha ha" said eleven year old Fat Freddie who was almost certainly(and probably still is) also a virgin.

    Come on Degsy, your childish words and your dress style (gotta lose that Schott jacket!) are screaming out 1988. It's time for you to get back to the future. Run as fast as you can towards the book in the library entitled "It's really about time I started acting my age" As long as you hit that book with your large caveman like protruding forehead at precisely 88mph the instant the bald head and the book collide... everything will be fine.

    Pighead banned for ignoring on thread warnings.


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    #55
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Degsy wrote: »
    Maybe but i'm in with the people who matter!

    Aw!

    Terry and I are cool. Who's the weirdo in the middle though!? :pac:

    False accusations? Guards called up to my house when I was about fifteen and accused me of making threatening prank phone calls to a girl who lived down the road.
    I had to explain that despite 02 having records of the pranks coming from my phone, It hadn't been me. Some girl in my dorm had taken my phone when I was asleep!

    There were threats of a court case and eveything! :mad:


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    #56
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I got accused of abusing boardsies over on twitter in spite of the fact i've never used it in my life.
    Got site-banned over it too.
    Turns out my ip has over 12000 people on it and it was one of them.


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    #57
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,476 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Nobody likes to be called nice by a person of the opposite sex.

    The wimmins are normally raising there eyebrows and breathing in sharply as they say that to me.


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    #58
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Degsy wrote: »
    Maybe but i'm in with the people who matter!

    You're not bald are ya? Don't look it :confused:


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    #59
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Degsy wrote: »
    Maybe but i'm in with the people who matter!

    Who are they? People who matter on boards? I have no idea who they are.

    Dont get me started on false accusations by the way.


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