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New Law Going To Be Passed

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  • 13-08-2009 9:54pm
    #1
    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭


    So Terry has been put in charge of the country and has allowed each of us 1 rule which WILL be implemented.

    What are you going for?


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    little bastards playing their shit music on their phones on the bus


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    abortions for some, miniature mary harneys for others.


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Random bannings from the country for mentioning a certain shakespearean play.


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    genericguy
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Random bannings from the country for mentioning a certain shakespearean play.

    apparently those rumours about terry and romeo's affair weren't true.


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    phasers
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    I get one free kill per week


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    TheZohanS
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    newmills wrote: »
    So Terry has been put in charge of the country and has allowed each of us 1 rule which WILL be implemented.

    What are you going for?

    My passport.


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Those that don't respect others right to life - get life!


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    Biggins
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    My passport.

    LOL Very good. :pac:


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    Zillah
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    genericguy wrote: »
    abortions for some, miniature mary harneys for others.

    The miniature one still dwarfs other miniatures, right?


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    chopperbyrne
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    Ban smoking or applications for procreation.

    Take your pick.


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    Dord
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    Terry passing a law?

    24hour pub opening times! It sure sounds like something that Terry would do too! :pac: :)


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Zillah wrote: »
    The miniature one still dwarfs other miniatures, right?

    yep, and you wind it up and it goes "harney hungry, harney smash".


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    Lockstep
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    I hope he makes it a criminal offence to be Mary Harney.


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    leitrim lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    how about making a law against the current government , kinda preventing them from being the government,


    it would solve alot of our problems


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    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I hope he makes it a criminal offence to be Mary Harney.

    Judge: Mary Harney, you are hereby accused of being Mary Harney, how do you plead?
    Mary Harney: I.... :(


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    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Zillah wrote: »
    Judge: Mary Harney, you are hereby accused of being Mary Harney, how do you plead?
    Mary Harney: I.... :(

    :D:D


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    El Siglo
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    leitrim lad wrote: »
    how about making a law against the current government , kinda preventing them from being the government,


    it would solve alot of our problems

    I think some chap has tried this one before...


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    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    A mandatory 10 second wait between thought and speech. For some. Applies to all politicians.


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    InkSlinger67
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    A tax on scumbag 11-a-side* taches

    *Usually found on teenage boys attempting their first grow i.e. 11 hairs on either side of the top lip. Can also look like the wearer dropped an eyebrow


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    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    O that Terry whatever will he do next


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    ejmaztec
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    Dord wrote: »
    Terry passing a law?

    24hour pub opening times! It sure sounds like something that Terry would do too! :pac: :)

    I think that his first law would probably start with the creation of a 168 hour day, which would become known as "Friday Night". This would save time on travellling to the pub.


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    Prof.Badass
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    Dord wrote: »
    Terry passing a law?

    24hour pub opening times! It sure sounds like something that Terry would do too! :pac: :)

    24 hour alcohol?

    pfffffffffffft.

    24 hour all mind-alterables :p!

    (although i know terry would hate such a law :().


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    newmills wrote: »
    So Terry has been put in charge of the country and has allowed each of us 1 rule which WILL be implemented.

    What are you going for?

    Degsy for Minister for Justice Culture

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #25
    galwayrush
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    A total ban on publicity for wannabe celebs and wags.


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    fulhamfanincork
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    I get to do whatever i want without any repercussions


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    El Siglo wrote: »
    I think some chap has tried this one before...
    No. Terry's Law.

    Not Godwin's.


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    brummytom
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    Why the fcuk is Terry in charge of the country?! :eek:


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    leitrim lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    El Siglo wrote: »
    I think some chap has tried this one before...


    yes i know polly, but dont mention ze war,

    i mentioned it twice already but i got away with it,


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    Karl Hungus
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    This shall be our new national anthem:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,992 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    This shall be our new national anthem:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

    Shouldn't it be something by Bonnie Tiler?:confused:


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