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New Law Going To Be Passed

  • 13-08-2009 8:54pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭


    So Terry has been put in charge of the country and has allowed each of us 1 rule which WILL be implemented.

    What are you going for?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    little bastards playing their shit music on their phones on the bus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    abortions for some, miniature mary harneys for others.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Random bannings from the country for mentioning a certain shakespearean play.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Random bannings from the country for mentioning a certain shakespearean play.

    apparently those rumours about terry and romeo's affair weren't true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I get one free kill per week


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    newmills wrote: »
    So Terry has been put in charge of the country and has allowed each of us 1 rule which WILL be implemented.

    What are you going for?

    My passport.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Those that don't respect others right to life - get life!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheZohan wrote: »
    My passport.

    LOL Very good. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    genericguy wrote: »
    abortions for some, miniature mary harneys for others.

    The miniature one still dwarfs other miniatures, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,063 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Ban smoking or applications for procreation.

    Take your pick.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Terry passing a law?

    24hour pub opening times! It sure sounds like something that Terry would do too! :pac: :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Zillah wrote: »
    The miniature one still dwarfs other miniatures, right?

    yep, and you wind it up and it goes "harney hungry, harney smash".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I hope he makes it a criminal offence to be Mary Harney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    how about making a law against the current government , kinda preventing them from being the government,


    it would solve alot of our problems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    I hope he makes it a criminal offence to be Mary Harney.

    Judge: Mary Harney, you are hereby accused of being Mary Harney, how do you plead?
    Mary Harney: I.... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Zillah wrote: »
    Judge: Mary Harney, you are hereby accused of being Mary Harney, how do you plead?
    Mary Harney: I.... :(

    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    how about making a law against the current government , kinda preventing them from being the government,


    it would solve alot of our problems

    I think some chap has tried this one before...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    A mandatory 10 second wait between thought and speech. For some. Applies to all politicians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    A tax on scumbag 11-a-side* taches

    *Usually found on teenage boys attempting their first grow i.e. 11 hairs on either side of the top lip. Can also look like the wearer dropped an eyebrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    O that Terry whatever will he do next


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,165 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Dord wrote: »
    Terry passing a law?

    24hour pub opening times! It sure sounds like something that Terry would do too! :pac: :)

    I think that his first law would probably start with the creation of a 168 hour day, which would become known as "Friday Night". This would save time on travellling to the pub.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Dord wrote: »
    Terry passing a law?

    24hour pub opening times! It sure sounds like something that Terry would do too! :pac: :)

    24 hour alcohol?

    pfffffffffffft.

    24 hour all mind-alterables :p!

    (although i know terry would hate such a law :().


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,731 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    newmills wrote: »
    So Terry has been put in charge of the country and has allowed each of us 1 rule which WILL be implemented.

    What are you going for?

    Degsy for Minister for Justice Culture

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A total ban on publicity for wannabe celebs and wags.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭fulhamfanincork


    I get to do whatever i want without any repercussions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    El Siglo wrote: »
    No. Terry's Law.

    Not Godwin's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Why the fcuk is Terry in charge of the country?! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    El Siglo wrote: »


    yes i know polly, but dont mention ze war,

    i mentioned it twice already but i got away with it,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    This shall be our new national anthem:



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,165 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    This shall be our new national anthem:


    Shouldn't it be something by Bonnie Tiler?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Shouldn't it be something by Bonnie Tiler?:confused:

    No anymore, most building trade workers like Tilers are out of work now.

    I'll grab my coat.........:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    On a more serious note, I'd like there to be a ban on convicted criminals running for public office. Or at least prevented from doing so for a time period.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    A ban on shit beer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    BlueSpiral wrote: »
    A mandatory 10 second wait between thought and speech. For some. Applies to all politicians.



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