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...and now for something a trifle different/risque...

meenmore · 2009-08-13 20:33:59

In one of my less wakeful moments, I wondered... 'What about creating a spinoff site for the less inhibited Irish members of the feminine gender, where they can exchange services of all manner for princely sums of their own discretion? Why not call it... broads.ie...' It's a niche, people, and a currently unoccupied web…

13-08-2009 8:33pm

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In one of my less wakeful moments, I wondered...

'What about creating a spinoff site for the less inhibited Irish members of the feminine gender, where they can exchange services of all manner for princely sums of their own discretion?

Why not call it...

broads.ie...'

It's a niche, people, and a currently unoccupied web address to boot.

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#2 13-08-2009 8:34pm

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That's the ladies lounge you're thinking of...

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#3 13-08-2009 8:35pm

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*races in its direction*

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#4 13-08-2009 8:35pm

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Four-Percent wrote: »

That's the ladies lounge you're thinking of...

And they all have lovely bottoms

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#5 13-08-2009 8:36pm

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The word you're looking for is an "online brothel".

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#6 13-08-2009 8:37pm

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the possibilities are endless...

"chop chop, dig dig..."

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#7 13-08-2009 8:37pm

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Porn on the Internet! By jingo I think you could be on to a winner here.

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#8 13-08-2009 8:39pm

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*oh I can't see this going anywhere good* :pac:

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#9 13-08-2009 8:39pm

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According to market surveys conducted in AH, Irish men would rather it was broads.pl then broads.ie

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#10 13-08-2009 8:41pm

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Yep, I can't see any potential stumbling blocks at all with your theory, op......

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#11 13-08-2009 8:43pm

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By gum, you could be on to something...

When you find a lady from the Midlands is the only one to see your needs satisfied completely, then pop onto boards.oy.

A Southern belle, perhaps, would suit sir more a trifle better? boards.ky is the thing for you, dear boy.

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#12 13-08-2009 8:44pm

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I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

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#13 13-08-2009 8:46pm

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phasers wrote: »

I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

It was one time! One bloody time, phasers :mad:

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#14 13-08-2009 8:46pm

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phasers wrote: »

I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

^^PM her number please

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#15 13-08-2009 8:47pm

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Then good God, man, don't let her talents go to waste!
Inform her of this (potential) new endevour immediately, as soon as she's done with her current cig-for-tricks beau.

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#16 13-08-2009 8:51pm

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#17 13-08-2009 8:52pm

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there's tons of online brothels already, someone did an article on irish one on the Indo recently

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#18 13-08-2009 8:52pm

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phasers wrote: »

I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

Give me a shout when the recession has forced her into accepting rollies instead

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#19 13-08-2009 8:53pm

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Adverts.ie personal ads is a hive of activity.

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#20 13-08-2009 8:53pm

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phasers wrote: »

I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

Eh I'm not a girl, and it was only a few times :mad:

*alt response*

Well I guess she needs something to get the taste out of her mouth

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#21 13-08-2009 8:54pm

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Oh you guys, if people giving blowjobs for cigaretes was so common I'd be buying 200 a day

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#22 13-08-2009 8:57pm

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So that's why you'll always find a cigerette machine in even the dingiest of taverns across the country...
'Failed tonight? Send the nearest female a Bensons' and await further instructions. WARNING: May cause overt excitedness and/or euphoria.'

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#23 13-08-2009 8:58pm

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Ruu wrote: »

Adverts.ie personal ads is a hive of activity.

What is this place you speak of?

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#24 13-08-2009 9:11pm

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phasers wrote: »

I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

" Pullo, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't screaming or awaiting payment? "

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#25 13-08-2009 9:11pm

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thomond2006 wrote: »

"Pullo, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't screaming or awaiting payment"

That reminds me...
Where are all the female bus drivers? Have they been stowed away, all this time, in the loading compartments of buses all over the country by their jealous male counterparts, or do they just not exist.....

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#26 13-08-2009 9:35pm

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meenmore wrote: »

That reminds me...
Where are all the female bus drivers? Have they been stowed away, all this time, in the loading compartments of buses all over the country by their jealous male counterparts, or do they just not exist.....

There's a lovely woman that drives the 78a sometimes.

She's really small as well, it's kind of funny looking at her driving the massive bus

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#27 13-08-2009 9:41pm

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I'll take that down...
Perchance she'd be up for transporting some future customers to undisclosed woodland carparks around the country. Or at least around the capital.

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#28 13-08-2009 11:16pm

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So if these "services" are rendered online, will it be like when Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone have 'cybersex' in Demolition Man?

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#29 13-08-2009 11:35pm

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Originally Posted by meenmore View Post
...and now for something completely different...

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#30 13-08-2009 11:42pm

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meenmore wrote: »

Originally Posted by meenmore View Post
...and now for something completely different...

But...no. I'm not gonna bother lol

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#31 13-08-2009 11:46pm

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Just thought I'd throw something random in, something to reaffirm the thread title's suggestiveness and mystique.

You're a DJ? Give 'em a twirl, anyway. I put a fair bit of work into them.

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#32 13-08-2009 11:48pm

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meenmore wrote: »

Just thought I'd throw something random in, something to reaffirm the thread title's suggestiveness and mystique.

You're a DJ? Give 'em a twirl, anyway. I put a fair bit of work into them.

ill have a listen, am in the middle of sorting music for the weekend now! just thought it was the strangest thread topic change ever!

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#33 14-08-2009 12:30am

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meenmore wrote: »

Just thought I'd throw something random in, something to reaffirm the thread title's suggestiveness and mystique.

Mystique? What's mystique about giving a woman money and getting sex off her? It's been happening in every society since the dawn of time! Seems fairly mundane to me..

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#34 14-08-2009 5:57am

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dogs r us-- is on the animal forum

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#35 14-08-2009 9:20am

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Many thanks, Four Percent.

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#36 14-08-2009 9:30am

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These guys may be able to help meenmore
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=607

(That means lets try and get back on topic)
Wait what was the topic? Online whores? Jaysus.

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#37 14-08-2009 10:04am

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Thanks for the heads up, Dr Bollocko.

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#38 14-08-2009 1:21pm

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For those interested in becoming mods for 'broads.ie', PM me, and we'll take things from there.
We could easily take over Roscommon, for a start anyway, if not the entire Free State.

So, the next ad you see for an Escort needn't be one for a clapped-out '92 Ford...

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