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...and now for something a trifle different/risque...

  • 13-08-2009 8:33pm
    #1
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    In one of my less wakeful moments, I wondered...

    'What about creating a spinoff site for the less inhibited Irish members of the feminine gender, where they can exchange services of all manner for princely sums of their own discretion?

    Why not call it...

    broads.ie...'

    It's a niche, people, and a currently unoccupied web address to boot.


Comments

  • #2
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    That's the ladies lounge you're thinking of...


  • #3
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    *races in its direction*


  • #4
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    That's the ladies lounge you're thinking of...

    And they all have lovely bottoms


  • #5
    Mmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    The word you're looking for is an "online brothel".


  • #6
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    the possibilities are endless...


    "chop chop, dig dig..."


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  • #7
    ahara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭ahara


    Porn on the Internet! By jingo I think you could be on to a winner here.


  • #8
    happyfriday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭happyfriday


    *oh I can't see this going anywhere good* :pac:


  • #9
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    According to market surveys conducted in AH, Irish men would rather it was broads.pl then broads.ie


  • #10
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Yep, I can't see any potential stumbling blocks at all with your theory, op......


  • #11
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    By gum, you could be on to something...

    When you find a lady from the Midlands is the only one to see your needs satisfied completely, then pop onto boards.oy.

    A Southern belle, perhaps, would suit sir more a trifle better? boards.ky is the thing for you, dear boy.


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  • #12
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    phasers wrote: »
    I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes
    It was one time! One bloody time, phasers :mad:


  • #14
    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    phasers wrote: »
    I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

    ^^PM her number please


  • #15
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    Then good God, man, don't let her talents go to waste!
    Inform her of this (potential) new endevour immediately, as soon as she's done with her current cig-for-tricks beau.


  • #16
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • #17
    Samir Strong Stone
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Samir Strong Stone


    there's tons of online brothels already, someone did an article on irish one on the Indo recently


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

    Give me a shout when the recession has forced her into accepting rollies instead


  • #19
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Adverts.ie personal ads is a hive of activity.


  • #20
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    phasers wrote: »
    I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

    Eh I'm not a girl, and it was only a few times :mad:


    *alt response*


    Well I guess she needs something to get the taste out of her mouth


  • #21
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Oh you guys, if people giving blowjobs for cigaretes was so common I'd be buying 200 a day ;)


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  • #22
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    So that's why you'll always find a cigerette machine in even the dingiest of taverns across the country...
    'Failed tonight? Send the nearest female a Bensons' and await further instructions. WARNING: May cause overt excitedness and/or euphoria.'


  • #23
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Ruu wrote: »
    Adverts.ie personal ads is a hive of activity.

    What is this place you speak of?


  • #24
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    phasers wrote: »
    I know a girl who gives blowjobs for cigarettes

    " Pullo, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't screaming or awaiting payment? "


  • #25
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    "Pullo, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't screaming or awaiting payment"

    That reminds me...
    Where are all the female bus drivers? Have they been stowed away, all this time, in the loading compartments of buses all over the country by their jealous male counterparts, or do they just not exist.....


  • #26
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    meenmore wrote: »
    That reminds me...
    Where are all the female bus drivers? Have they been stowed away, all this time, in the loading compartments of buses all over the country by their jealous male counterparts, or do they just not exist.....
    There's a lovely woman that drives the 78a sometimes.

    She's really small as well, it's kind of funny looking at her driving the massive bus


  • #27
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    I'll take that down...
    Perchance she'd be up for transporting some future customers to undisclosed woodland carparks around the country. Or at least around the capital.


  • #28
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    So if these "services" are rendered online, will it be like when Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone have 'cybersex' in Demolition Man?


  • #29
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    Originally Posted by meenmore View Post
    ...and now for something completely different...


  • #30
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    meenmore wrote: »
    Originally Posted by meenmore View Post
    ...and now for something completely different...


    But...no. I'm not gonna bother lol


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  • #31
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    Just thought I'd throw something random in, something to reaffirm the thread title's suggestiveness and mystique.

    You're a DJ? Give 'em a twirl, anyway. I put a fair bit of work into them.


  • #32
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    meenmore wrote: »
    Just thought I'd throw something random in, something to reaffirm the thread title's suggestiveness and mystique.

    You're a DJ? Give 'em a twirl, anyway. I put a fair bit of work into them.

    ill have a listen, am in the middle of sorting music for the weekend now! just thought it was the strangest thread topic change ever!


  • #33
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    meenmore wrote: »
    Just thought I'd throw something random in, something to reaffirm the thread title's suggestiveness and mystique.

    Mystique? What's mystique about giving a woman money and getting sex off her? It's been happening in every society since the dawn of time! Seems fairly mundane to me..


  • #34
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    dogs r us-- is on the animal forum


  • #35
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    Many thanks, Four Percent.


  • #36
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    These guys may be able to help meenmore
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=607

    (That means lets try and get back on topic)
    Wait what was the topic? Online whores? Jaysus.


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  • #37
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    Thanks for the heads up, Dr Bollocko.


  • #38
    meenmore
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭meenmore


    For those interested in becoming mods for 'broads.ie', PM me, and we'll take things from there.
    We could easily take over Roscommon, for a start anyway, if not the entire Free State.

    So, the next ad you see for an Escort needn't be one for a clapped-out '92 Ford...


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