younger than i actually am

bonkers

I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

No chance, it's your birth date that matters.

DamoDLK

So your birth cert says you were born 8 weeks later than you were?

brendansmith

Definitely!! Get that admission! You would be a fool not to!

Cianos

You should do everything within your power to expose them for the liars they are...write harshly worded letters, take to the streets, spare no expense - monetary or otherwise, harass the poor men and women of the Joe Duffy telephone operating team daily - the people must know!

Mr. CooL ICE

Do you think you can prove the exact date your parents conceived you?

brendansmith

LordChessington wrote: »

Do you think you can prove the exact date your parents conceived you?

I reckon the Government might say "Pics or GTFO" tbh.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

midlandsmissus

I was premature, how do you have the wrong date? Do they not put the date you were born on your birth certificate?

MagicMarker

bonkers wrote: »

I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

You really haven't thought this through have you?

JohnnyChimpo

bonkers wrote: »

I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

mmmmmmmm.... any chance you were deprived of oxygen in the incubator maybe?

Huggles

"Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man I’m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me"

TheZohanS

MagicMarker wrote: »

You really haven't thought this through have you?

He's clearly bonkers.

goodlad

TheZohan wrote: »

He's clearly bonkers.

Dub13

Why,just why..?

tbaymusicman

Get onto the sun newspaper they will highlight your cause:rolleyes:

Wazdakka

This particular thread highlights the argument for social Darwinism.

People join me..

Take the warning labels off things and let nature take it's course to remove these kind of people from the gene pool..

AnonoBoy

If anything you're 8 weeks older than you actually are.

You LIAR!!!!!

uprising

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

NO... he was born eight weeks premature not eight months, if he was born 8 months premature he wouldn't be here asking silly questions.

bonkers

thank you all you have been very supportive.

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

he is a kind genius

waraf

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

eights months early....now that must be some sort of record

AnonoBoy

uprising wrote: »

NO... he was born eight weeks premature not eight months, if he was born 8 months premature he wouldn't be here asking silly questions.

Is there some other forum for crazily silly embryo questions?

Nuggles

Think of all the "Irish twins" out there. How will they prove their true birthday!!?!

DancingQueen:)

I was 9 weeks early but im good with my age

uprising

bonkers wrote: »

thank you all you have been very supportive.

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

he is a kind genius

Thats the man to sort out your problem, maybe he'll recommend they stick you back in the womb for 8 weeks, a few bob in a brown envelope anything is possible, you wont even have to wait for the fuccking idiots to reconvene.
Hope it all works out ok for you, best wishes to your mother also, hopefully she'll understand, but fair is fair, if you were supposed to be in her womb for 8 weeks more than you were, then what can she say about it really?, she owe's you bigtime.

Long Onion

Shouldn't have said anyting to the policiticans, they will be looking for you to repay 8 weeks child benefit etc.

Skip the conuntry whilst you still can, whilst we will miss your dazzling intellect, I believe Darfur is nice this time of year ...

stovelid

Perhaps I can get my 'gonad time' written off so I can call myself 51.

genericguy

EPIC FAIL

waraf

genericguy wrote: »

EPIC FAIL

Jaysus do people still use this expression?! :rolleyes:

Euro_Kraut

bonkers wrote: »

thank you all you have been very supportive.

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

he is a kind genius

Conor doesn't sit at cabinet. Unless he is getting his brother to bring it up?

JIZZLORD

ibtl

stovelid

waraf wrote: »

Jaysus do people still use this expression?! :rolleyes:

Generic guy; generic post.

Sofiztikated

8 Months early? Thats not premature, thats a stain.

o_O

My ma was premature on 5 of her 8 children.

She always said, "Why wait 9 months, when you can fire 'em out in 8."

lin lin

tbaymusicman wrote: »

Get onto the sun newspaper they will highlight your cause:rolleyes:

in the time it took you to write this post, you could have called Optical express

genericguy

waraf wrote: »

Jaysus do people still use this expression?! :rolleyes:

yes.

genericguy

stovelid wrote: »

Generic guy; generic post.

on the money. I'm the blandest superhero there is.

Mossy Monk

waraf wrote: »

Jaysus do people still use this expression?! :rolleyes:

No. You imagined it.

stovelid

genericguy wrote: »

I'm the blandest superhero there is.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/dcanimated/images/thumb/c/c0/Captain_Clown.jpg/275px-Captain_Clown.jpg

?

Jesus Juice

What the hell is wrong with you?Its doesnt mean your younger it-Ahh forget it.

dlofnep

I love boards.ie

bleg

I was a week late OP but I got the date changed on all my things to say I'm actually 6 days younger!!!


You should definitely go ahead with this! You just have to go to the Tax Office or Garda station, explain your situation and ask for the long stand form.

allthedoyles

bonkers wrote: »

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me
he is a kind genius

Best send an email to Martin Ferris , - He loves public shows of solidarity - Thats for sure he will stand by you and convince the government its the truth .

stovelid

allthedoyles wrote: »

Best send an email to Martin Ferris , - He loves public shows of solidarity - Thats for sure he will stand by you and convince the government its the truth .

Yeah, he could probably put you on to some experts in the lifespan-shortening business.

tech77

lin lin wrote: »

in the time it took you to write this post, you could have called Optical express

j1smithy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Is there some other forum for crazily silly embryo questions?

I believe its the Christianity forum;)

Red Sleeping Beauty

Dub13 wrote: »

Why,just why..?

So a leaving cert student can get an id that says they're over 18 so they can go drinkin with der m8z!!lolhugsbunnyOMGZZZZ

Nuggles

No, he was born premature, so he was born early.

He'd actually have to wait longer to get sozzled legally.

I bet it's his mother who wants it.

uprising

Alan Rouge wrote: »

So a leaving cert student can get an id that says they're over 18 so they can go drinkin with der m8z!!lolhugsbunnyOMGZZZZ

No.....actually he would legally be able to drink with his m8z 8 weeks earlier, 8 weeks premature means his due date was 8 weeks after he was born, so he was due in October but came into the world in August, so he turns 18 in August and can legally drink in august.
If he was born on due date he must wait until October to drink legally.

Nuggles wrote: »

No, he was born premature, so he was born early.

He'd actually have to wait longer to get sozzled legally.

I bet it's his mother who wants it.

Ohh God, see above.

lin lin

omg can you people not read??!!!!

can you not see that nuggles agrees with you and respondds to alan rouge saying:

"He'd actually have to wait longer to get sozzled legally"

that means "HE WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO WAIT LONGER" if he got the admission that he was born premature

even the tiny words mean something!!!

SV

dlofnep wrote: »

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