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younger than i actually am

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  • 11-08-2009 6:34am
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    bonkers
    Registered Users Posts: 815 ✭✭✭


    I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.


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    [Deleted User]
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    No chance, it's your birth date that matters.


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    DamoDLK
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    So your birth cert says you were born 8 weeks later than you were?


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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Definitely!! Get that admission! You would be a fool not to!


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    #5
    Cianos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    You should do everything within your power to expose them for the liars they are...write harshly worded letters, take to the streets, spare no expense - monetary or otherwise, harass the poor men and women of the Joe Duffy telephone operating team daily - the people must know!


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,515 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Do you think you can prove the exact date your parents conceived you?


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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Do you think you can prove the exact date your parents conceived you?


    I reckon the Government might say "Pics or GTFO" tbh.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,111 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    I was premature, how do you have the wrong date? Do they not put the date you were born on your birth certificate?


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    bonkers wrote: »
    I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.
    You really haven't thought this through have you?


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    JohnnyChimpo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    bonkers wrote: »
    I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

    mmmmmmmm.... any chance you were deprived of oxygen in the incubator maybe?


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    #12
    Huggles
    Registered Users Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    "Some people think I’m bonkers
    But I just think I’m free
    Man I’m just living my life
    There's nothing crazy about me"


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    You really haven't thought this through have you?


    He's clearly bonkers.


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    goodlad
    Registered Users Posts: 3,222 ✭✭✭goodlad


    TheZohan wrote: »
    He's clearly bonkers.



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    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Why,just why..?


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    #16
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Get onto the sun newspaper they will highlight your cause:rolleyes:


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    #17
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    This particular thread highlights the argument for social Darwinism.

    People join me..

    Take the warning labels off things and let nature take it's course to remove these kind of people from the gene pool..

    :D


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    If anything you're 8 weeks older than you actually are.

    You LIAR!!!!!


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    #19
    uprising
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭uprising


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

    NO... he was born eight weeks premature not eight months, if he was born 8 months premature he wouldn't be here asking silly questions.


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    bonkers
    Registered Users Posts: 815 ✭✭✭bonkers


    thank you all you have been very supportive.

    i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

    he is a kind genius


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    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

    eights months early....now that must be some sort of record :D


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    uprising wrote: »
    NO... he was born eight weeks premature not eight months, if he was born 8 months premature he wouldn't be here asking silly questions.

    Is there some other forum for crazily silly embryo questions?


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    #23
    Nuggles
    Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    Think of all the "Irish twins" out there. How will they prove their true birthday!!?!


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    DancingQueen:)
    Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭DancingQueen:)


    I was 9 weeks early but im good with my age :D


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    #25
    uprising
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭uprising


    bonkers wrote: »
    thank you all you have been very supportive.

    i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

    he is a kind genius

    Thats the man to sort out your problem, maybe he'll recommend they stick you back in the womb for 8 weeks, a few bob in a brown envelope anything is possible, you wont even have to wait for the fuccking idiots to reconvene.
    Hope it all works out ok for you, best wishes to your mother also, hopefully she'll understand, but fair is fair, if you were supposed to be in her womb for 8 weeks more than you were, then what can she say about it really?, she owe's you bigtime.


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    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Shouldn't have said anyting to the policiticans, they will be looking for you to repay 8 weeks child benefit etc.

    Skip the conuntry whilst you still can, whilst we will miss your dazzling intellect, I believe Darfur is nice this time of year ...


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    #27
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Perhaps I can get my 'gonad time' written off so I can call myself 51.


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    #28
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    EPIC FAIL


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    #29
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    genericguy wrote: »
    EPIC FAIL

    Jaysus do people still use this expression?! :rolleyes:


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    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    bonkers wrote: »
    thank you all you have been very supportive.

    i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

    he is a kind genius

    Conor doesn't sit at cabinet. Unless he is getting his brother to bring it up?


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    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    ibtl


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