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younger than i actually am

bonkers

I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

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[Deleted User]

No chance, it's your birth date that matters.

DamoDLK

So your birth cert says you were born 8 weeks later than you were?

brendansmith

Definitely!! Get that admission! You would be a fool not to!

Cianos

You should do everything within your power to expose them for the liars they are...write harshly worded letters, take to the streets, spare no expense - monetary or otherwise, harass the poor men and women of the Joe Duffy telephone operating team daily - the people must know!

Mr. CooL ICE

Do you think you can prove the exact date your parents conceived you?

brendansmith

LordChessington wrote: »

Do you think you can prove the exact date your parents conceived you?

I reckon the Government might say "Pics or GTFO" tbh.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

midlandsmissus

I was premature, how do you have the wrong date? Do they not put the date you were born on your birth certificate?

MagicMarker

bonkers wrote: »

I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

You really haven't thought this through have you?

JohnnyChimpo

bonkers wrote: »

I was born 8 weeks premature, and i'm wondering if I can get an official admission from government that I am actually 8 weeks younger than I am.

mmmmmmmm.... any chance you were deprived of oxygen in the incubator maybe?

Huggles

"Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man I’m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me"

TheZohanS

MagicMarker wrote: »

You really haven't thought this through have you?

He's clearly bonkers.

goodlad

TheZohan wrote: »

He's clearly bonkers.

Dub13

Why,just why..?

tbaymusicman

Get onto the sun newspaper they will highlight your cause:rolleyes:

Wazdakka

This particular thread highlights the argument for social Darwinism.

People join me..

Take the warning labels off things and let nature take it's course to remove these kind of people from the gene pool..

AnonoBoy

If anything you're 8 weeks older than you actually are.

You LIAR!!!!!

uprising

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

NO... he was born eight weeks premature not eight months, if he was born 8 months premature he wouldn't be here asking silly questions.

bonkers

thank you all you have been very supportive.

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

he is a kind genius

waraf

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

So, does this mean you spent thefirst eight months after your eighteenth brithday breaking the law?

eights months early....now that must be some sort of record

AnonoBoy

uprising wrote: »

NO... he was born eight weeks premature not eight months, if he was born 8 months premature he wouldn't be here asking silly questions.

Is there some other forum for crazily silly embryo questions?

Nuggles

Think of all the "Irish twins" out there. How will they prove their true birthday!!?!

DancingQueen:)

I was 9 weeks early but im good with my age

uprising

bonkers wrote: »

thank you all you have been very supportive.

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

he is a kind genius

Thats the man to sort out your problem, maybe he'll recommend they stick you back in the womb for 8 weeks, a few bob in a brown envelope anything is possible, you wont even have to wait for the fuccking idiots to reconvene.
Hope it all works out ok for you, best wishes to your mother also, hopefully she'll understand, but fair is fair, if you were supposed to be in her womb for 8 weeks more than you were, then what can she say about it really?, she owe's you bigtime.

Long Onion

Shouldn't have said anyting to the policiticans, they will be looking for you to repay 8 weeks child benefit etc.

Skip the conuntry whilst you still can, whilst we will miss your dazzling intellect, I believe Darfur is nice this time of year ...

stovelid

Perhaps I can get my 'gonad time' written off so I can call myself 51.

genericguy

EPIC FAIL

waraf

genericguy wrote: »

EPIC FAIL

Jaysus do people still use this expression?! :rolleyes:

Euro_Kraut

bonkers wrote: »

thank you all you have been very supportive.

i have contacted conor lenihan TD and he ensures me that he will bring the general issue up at cabinet as soon as the dail reconvenes

he is a kind genius

Conor doesn't sit at cabinet. Unless he is getting his brother to bring it up?

JIZZLORD

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