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So I adopted a Donkey....

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    #32
    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,373 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    obl wrote: »
    Why the **** would I adopt a donkey?
    Because only the rich can afford black babies.


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    #33
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Keep the donkey out of the bedroom.

    We dont need sequels to:

    (click links to watch video*)

    animal farm
    2 Men 1 horse
    Theres something about mary's horse






    *lol, yea..stop clicking Dr Bollocko theres no links, find your fappage elsewhere


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    #34
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    why do I feel infinitely better about this decision than if I'd been signed up by a Chugger for Concern? Aside from the fact I picked the lovely Lorcan of course

    Its them damn pictures and their word trickery, thats why. I got scammed by one of these things before. If I adopt a lion, I want the fúcking lion! :mad:


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    #35
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    My friend is thinking of adopting Richie, complete with the donkey DVD. You can rest assured that once said DVD arrives the contents (and alternate ending) shall not be divulged to non-donkey-adopting freeloaders!


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    #36
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I adopted a Donkey once.


    Bastard never arrived, My Christmas dinner was ruined


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    #37
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    obl wrote: »
    Why the **** would I adopt a donkey?
    phasers wrote: »
    I adopted a Donkey once.


    Bastard never arrived, My Christmas dinner was ruined

    eat a donkey horse yes Donkey No ....

    Bad Phasers eating donkeys is wrong....


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    #38
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    eat a donkey horse yes Donkey No ....

    Bad Phasers eating donkeys is wrong....
    How dare you, I wanted the donkey as my guest of honour


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    #39
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    phasers wrote: »
    How dare you, I wanted the donkey as my guest of honour

    Likely story I know that phasers like to eat donkeys and stuff read it in a book once :(

    Evil people you phasers are eating poor defenseless donkeys.:(

    you aught to be cast away to an island and left to eat spuds and stuff. :mad:


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    #40
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Phasers eating a donkey...


    why is i getting aroused?


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    #41
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    snyper wrote: »
    Phasers eating a donkey...


    why is i getting aroused?


    maybe your a sick demented pervert :confused:


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    #42
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    snyper wrote: »
    Phasers eating a donkey...


    why is i getting aroused?
    You're not thinking about me punching a donkey are you?

    :P


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    #43
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    maybe your a sick demented pervert :confused:

    Im taking the online test now. brb


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    #44
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I got;
    *****: 100%


    The Are You a Pervert? Test
    says that I'm a Perv! PERV


    What does it mean?

    PERV






    Fucck


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    #45
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Results in..
    100%


    The Are You a Pervert? Test
    says that I'm a Perv! PERV


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    #46
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    brummytom wrote: »
    I got;








    Fucck

    dirty bastard


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    #47
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    snyper wrote: »
    Im taking the online test now. brb

    what a great test :cool:

    I'm a pervert


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    #48
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    snyper wrote: »
    Results in..

    does that mean if there are more perverts we can start a forum ?


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    #49
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    does that mean if there are more perverts we can start a forum ?

    no need. We can hijack the lego forum.


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    #50
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    snyper wrote: »
    no need. We can hijack the lego forum.
    Hey now, those poor men have enough problems.


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    #51
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    snyper wrote: »
    Results in..

    :eek: You should be ashamed of yourself


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    #52
    Kradock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Its them damn pictures and their word trickery, thats why. I got scammed by one of these things before. If I adopt a lion, I want the fúcking lion! :mad:



    I agree a celibate Lion would be useless


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    #53
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    brummytom wrote: »
    :eek: You should be ashamed of yourself

    im not

    My mother is.


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    #54
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    snyper wrote: »
    im not

    My mother is.


    What did she walk in on?


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    #55
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    snyper wrote: »
    no need. We can hijack the lego forum.

    cool where is the lego room till i go post some Ive my most prised funny grot pictures :D
    snyper wrote: »
    im not

    My mother is.

    My mum is to I had the time of my life telling here about all the new fetishs in the world erotica she was :eek: your sick :(


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    #56
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Came across the Donkey Sanctuary online and plucked up the courage to adopt my beloved Lorcan the donkey.

    He might seem cute now but when he turn's 16 he'll be a right prick!!!


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    #57
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Does my ass look big in this.....

    ass-43644.jpg

    Kiss my ass....


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    #58
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Donkeys... who adopts a donkey?!?!

    Panda is the best for adoption.*

    Cute and cuddly.






    *Only good looking women with soft hands and willing to give belly rubs are eligible to adopt. Souvenir photographs available on condition of Pringles being provided.


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    #59
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Donkeys... who adopts a donkey?!?!

    Panda is the best for adoption.*

    Cute and cuddly.






    *Only good looking women with soft hands and willing to give belly rubs are eligible to adopt. Souvenir photographs available on condition of Pringles being provided.



    ya but a panda is a dangerous animal they attack people !!!


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    #60
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    My lovely lovely lovely horse donkey.......................


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    #61
    galwayrush
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    My next door neighbors are donkeys, anyone want to adapt them?

    Please I'll pay the transport costs.


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