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Cheating husband's genitals superglued by angry lovers

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    #2
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Oh what a sticky situation...




    *Sigh*


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    #3
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    /cue all bondage jokes


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    #4
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Maybe next time he'll stick to the one woman


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    #5
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    The women were a bit stupid about it all tbh. He's going to know who it was, and can have surgery to get the glue undone. At worst he's going to have an uncomfortable time talking to a doctor, a bit of piss on his chest, and a raw patch on his belly for a few weeks.

    The women, on the other hand, will all get jail, or at least a large fine. If he was using them for money, he's getting what he wants anyway.


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    #6
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Its amazing, every week there seems to be a topic about our genitalia being mutilated. It should be endangered at this stage.


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    #7
    Abi
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    He he he :pac:


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    #8
    Zulu
    Registered Users Posts: 10,965 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Stupid to kidnap and sexaully assault someone? You could call it that! Hope the b1tches rot in prison and are added to the sexaully offenders register as they should be. Oh yea, and take their kids off them if they have any


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    #9
    ejmaztec
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    Having seen the pics of these "women", I think that they should have shown a bit more in the way of gratitude, as it must have been unusual for them to get anything at all.:eek:


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    #10
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Well if I was to commit a crime I'd at least try and get away with it. Criminals today, no imagination.


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    #11
    c0rk3r
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭c0rk3r


    lol women dont go to jail.

    Props to the women involved. They wanted revenge and rather than write a moany wishy washy online thread complaining about an unfaithful husband they came up with a scheme and carried it out. Ballsy

    You reckon he just pissed all over his stomach when he need to use the bathroom or did he try a hang stand over the toilet. I dont think that would work either. The liquid would more than likely roll down his chest and onto his face with hilarious consequences.

    hah.


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    #12
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    c0rk3r wrote: »
    lol women dont go to jail.

    Thats weird, I could have sworn I lived near a womens jail for about 13 years. Damn, how the mind plays tricks.


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    Zulu
    Registered Users Posts: 10,965 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    c0rk3r wrote: »
    Props to the women involved.
    I hope to fuck thats a poor AH joke.


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    Fajitas!
    Registered Users Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    c0rk3r wrote: »

    Props to the women involved. They wanted revenge and rather than write a moany wishy washy online thread complaining about an unfaithful husband they came up with a scheme and carried it out. Ballsy

    Sorry, what?

    If four lads did similar to a woman, there would be cries for the death penalty.


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    #15
    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Maybe it was an incident gone wrong....they wanted to give him the time of his life, picked up the glue instead of the lube by mistake and then look what happened, got a bit spooked and decided to say they were assaulting him to save face of being considered tarts....bit a la American Pie!


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    #16
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    How would the four women like it if someone superglued their kebabs :eek:


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    hell... it was even qouted itself in the article:

    "I am having a hard time handling life..."

    - Drav!


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    #18
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    c0rk3r wrote: »
    lol women dont go to jail.

    I've seen several movies that disprove that statement. They go to jail, sexy sexy, naked jail with tough lesbian prison wardens.


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    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    How would the four women like it if someone superglued their kebabs :eek:

    Seeing as they're going to prison for a sex crime, you might be doing them a favour.


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    Latchy
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Having seen the pics of these "women", I think that they should have shown a bit more in the way of gratitude, as it must have been unusual for them to get anything at all.:eek:
    Pictures of women were in the METRO paper today ,not exactly stunners or anything were they ? more the deadly desperate kind .


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    c0rk3r
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭c0rk3r


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Sorry, what?

    If four lads did similar to a woman, there would be cries for the death penalty.

    Its a simple case of double standards. One which happens to play into the womens favour.

    Also as has been illustrated from the previous posters if the women where 18 year old stunners there wouldnt have been a problem. ala southpark style "niiicccccee". More than likely the opinion would be, "oh he had his fun, jammy bastard and got his come upings" but what we have is people suggesting the guy was doing them a favour by sleeping with them. Scandalous

    In my book theres nothing worse than betrayal. He got humiliated and is now an emotional wreck. good

    I hope none of them serve jail time.

    * fixing a typo; im a guy btw


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    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    c0rk3r wrote: »
    lol women dont go to jail.

    Props to the women involved. They wanted revenge and rather than write a moany wishy washy online thread complaining about an unfaithful husband they came up with a scheme and carried it out. Ballsy

    You reckon he just pissed all over his stomach when he need to use the bathroom or did he try a hang stand over the toilet. I dont think that would work either. The liquid would more than likely roll down his chest and onto his face with hilarious consequences.

    hah.
    Don't you just love the smell of a bunny when it comes to the boil


    Also...talking about sticking it to the man. (I kinda wish he was a cop it'd make that work a whole lot better)


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    #23
    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,379 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    c0rk3r wrote: »
    * fixing a typo; im a guy troll btw
    .


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    #24
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Why can't people fcking talk nowadays? Always with the violence.

    Scum. The lot of them.


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    #25
    hiscan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    He alleges that Belliveau handed Ziemann a handgun, at which point she said: “You’re lucky they will not let me shoot.”

    Good job he didn't shoot as he would have had to take it on the chin:)


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    #26
    Wreck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    I assume if the genders were reversed in this story and some dudes had shoved a load of super-glue up someone woman's muff we'd all find it equally hilarious and praiseworthy?


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Wreck wrote: »
    I assume if the genders were reversed in this story and some dudes had shoved a load of super-glue up someone woman's muff we'd all find it equally hilarious and praiseworthy?

    It would be pun-worthy but I doubt anyone would praise it


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    happyfriday
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭happyfriday


    Do people not talk anymore? This is very messed up, other posters are dead on, if this was men doing it to a women everyone would be singing a different tune. Yeah he screwed them over but they really did take things a bit to far. Myself, I'd be kicking him to the curb after having a chat to the rest of his ladies and advising them to do the same. If it was money he was after I would imagine that would hurt alot more.


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    #29
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    happyfriday wrote: »
    Do people not talk anymore? This is very messed up, other posters are dead on, if this was men doing it to a women everyone would be singing a different tune. Yeah he screwed them over but they really did take things a bit to far. Myself, I'd be kicking him to the curb after having a chat to the rest of his ladies and advising them to do the same. If it was money he was after I would imagine that would hurt alot more.
    And a sexy pillow fight....right??


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    #30
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Some people would pay good money for a party like that


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    #31
    bronte
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    Meh. He played with fire and got burned. Lesson: don't play with fire.


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