Cheating husband's genitals superglued by angry lovers

Run_to_da_hills

Ouch :eek:

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/world/cheating-husbands-genitals-superglued-by-angry-lovers-421272.html

FearDark

Oh what a sticky situation...




*Sigh*

Sparky

/cue all bondage jokes

Raze_them_all

Maybe next time he'll stick to the one woman

TPD

The women were a bit stupid about it all tbh. He's going to know who it was, and can have surgery to get the glue undone. At worst he's going to have an uncomfortable time talking to a doctor, a bit of piss on his chest, and a raw patch on his belly for a few weeks.

The women, on the other hand, will all get jail, or at least a large fine. If he was using them for money, he's getting what he wants anyway.

Corkfeen

Its amazing, every week there seems to be a topic about our genitalia being mutilated. It should be endangered at this stage.

Abi

He he he :pac:

Zulu

Stupid to kidnap and sexaully assault someone? You could call it that! Hope the b1tches rot in prison and are added to the sexaully offenders register as they should be. Oh yea, and take their kids off them if they have any

ejmaztec

Having seen the pics of these "women", I think that they should have shown a bit more in the way of gratitude, as it must have been unusual for them to get anything at all.:eek:

TPD

Well if I was to commit a crime I'd at least try and get away with it. Criminals today, no imagination.

c0rk3r

lol women dont go to jail.

Props to the women involved. They wanted revenge and rather than write a moany wishy washy online thread complaining about an unfaithful husband they came up with a scheme and carried it out. Ballsy

You reckon he just pissed all over his stomach when he need to use the bathroom or did he try a hang stand over the toilet. I dont think that would work either. The liquid would more than likely roll down his chest and onto his face with hilarious consequences.

hah.

TPD

c0rk3r wrote: »

lol women dont go to jail.

Thats weird, I could have sworn I lived near a womens jail for about 13 years. Damn, how the mind plays tricks.

Zulu

c0rk3r wrote: »

Props to the women involved.

I hope to fuck thats a poor AH joke.

Fajitas!

c0rk3r wrote: »

Props to the women involved. They wanted revenge and rather than write a moany wishy washy online thread complaining about an unfaithful husband they came up with a scheme and carried it out. Ballsy

Sorry, what?

If four lads did similar to a woman, there would be cries for the death penalty.

kmart6

Maybe it was an incident gone wrong....they wanted to give him the time of his life, picked up the glue instead of the lube by mistake and then look what happened, got a bit spooked and decided to say they were assaulting him to save face of being considered tarts....bit a la American Pie!

Run_to_da_hills

How would the four women like it if someone superglued their kebabs :eek:

Dravokivich

hell... it was even qouted itself in the article:

"I am having a hard time handling life..."

- Drav!

AnonoBoy

c0rk3r wrote: »

lol women dont go to jail.

I've seen several movies that disprove that statement. They go to jail, sexy sexy, naked jail with tough lesbian prison wardens.

Prof.Badass

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

How would the four women like it if someone superglued their kebabs :eek:

Seeing as they're going to prison for a sex crime, you might be doing them a favour.

Latchy

ejmaztec wrote: »

Having seen the pics of these "women", I think that they should have shown a bit more in the way of gratitude, as it must have been unusual for them to get anything at all.:eek:

Pictures of women were in the METRO paper today ,not exactly stunners or anything were they ? more the deadly desperate kind .

c0rk3r

Fajitas! wrote: »

Sorry, what?

If four lads did similar to a woman, there would be cries for the death penalty.

Its a simple case of double standards. One which happens to play into the womens favour.

Also as has been illustrated from the previous posters if the women where 18 year old stunners there wouldnt have been a problem. ala southpark style "niiicccccee". More than likely the opinion would be, "oh he had his fun, jammy bastard and got his come upings" but what we have is people suggesting the guy was doing them a favour by sleeping with them. Scandalous

In my book theres nothing worse than betrayal. He got humiliated and is now an emotional wreck. good

I hope none of them serve jail time.

* fixing a typo; im a guy btw

Raze_them_all

c0rk3r wrote: »

lol women dont go to jail.

Props to the women involved. They wanted revenge and rather than write a moany wishy washy online thread complaining about an unfaithful husband they came up with a scheme and carried it out. Ballsy

You reckon he just pissed all over his stomach when he need to use the bathroom or did he try a hang stand over the toilet. I dont think that would work either. The liquid would more than likely roll down his chest and onto his face with hilarious consequences.

hah.

Don't you just love the smell of a bunny when it comes to the boil


Also...talking about sticking it to the man. (I kinda wish he was a cop it'd make that work a whole lot better)

rubadub

c0rk3r wrote: »

* fixing a typo; im a guy troll btw

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K4t

Why can't people fcking talk nowadays? Always with the violence.

Scum. The lot of them.

hiscan

He alleges that Belliveau handed Ziemann a handgun, at which point she said: “You’re lucky they will not let me shoot.”

Good job he didn't shoot as he would have had to take it on the chin:)

Wreck

I assume if the genders were reversed in this story and some dudes had shoved a load of super-glue up someone woman's muff we'd all find it equally hilarious and praiseworthy?

My name is URL

Wreck wrote: »

I assume if the genders were reversed in this story and some dudes had shoved a load of super-glue up someone woman's muff we'd all find it equally hilarious and praiseworthy?

It would be pun-worthy but I doubt anyone would praise it

happyfriday

Do people not talk anymore? This is very messed up, other posters are dead on, if this was men doing it to a women everyone would be singing a different tune. Yeah he screwed them over but they really did take things a bit to far. Myself, I'd be kicking him to the curb after having a chat to the rest of his ladies and advising them to do the same. If it was money he was after I would imagine that would hurt alot more.

Raze_them_all

happyfriday wrote: »

Do people not talk anymore? This is very messed up, other posters are dead on, if this was men doing it to a women everyone would be singing a different tune. Yeah he screwed them over but they really did take things a bit to far. Myself, I'd be kicking him to the curb after having a chat to the rest of his ladies and advising them to do the same. If it was money he was after I would imagine that would hurt alot more.

And a sexy pillow fight....right??

orestes

Some people would pay good money for a party like that

bronte

Meh. He played with fire and got burned. Lesson: don't play with fire.

Leftyflip

Got what he deserved...

Zulu

bronte wrote: »

Meh. He played with fire and got burned. Lesson: don't play with fire.

Leftyflip wrote: »

Got what he deserved...

Heh, two truly well thought out point.

Marvellous: sexism at it's best. I take it we're two women? Maybe in the late teens, early twenties, prehaps?

bronte

Zulu wrote: »

Heh, two truly well thought out point.

Marvellous: sexism at it's best. I take it we're two women? Maybe in the late teens, early twenties, prehaps?

Huh?
I'm a woman, what's your point?
If the woman had been cheating she'd deserve something shit to happen too.

Wreck

bronte wrote: »

Huh?
I'm a woman, what's your point?
If the woman had been cheating she'd deserve something shit to happen too.

Yeah something sh1t like being dumped and divorced right? Not abused, humiliated and robbed.

Zulu

bronte wrote: »

Huh?
I'm a woman, what's your point?

I figured is all.

If the woman had been cheating she'd deserve something shit to happen too.

She sure would, nothing like a bit of the sexual offences to teach someone real good.

And besides what a little sex offence when compared to infidelity!

K4t

Leftyflip wrote: »

Got what he deserved...

bronte wrote: »

Meh. He played with fire and got burned. Lesson: don't play with fire.

Oh dear. :rolleyes:

Leftyflip

Zulu wrote: »

Heh, two truly well thought out point.

Marvellous: sexism at it's best. I take it we're two women? Maybe in the late teens, early twenties, prehaps?

Here's the kicker!
I'm a guy!!

/cue shocked faces...

bronte

Wreck wrote: »

Yeah something sh1t like being dumped and divorced right? Not abused, humiliated and robbed.

Zulu wrote: »

I figured is all.
She sure would, nothing like a bit of the sexual offences to teach someone real good.

And besides what a little sex offence when compared to infidelity!

K4t wrote: »

Oh dear. :rolleyes:

Okay wtf?
If she had been cheating and something similar happened to her it'd be her own fcuking fault.
What is the problem?

Zulu

bronte wrote: »

Okay wtf?
If she had been cheating and something similar happened to her it'd be her own fcuking fault.
What is the problem?

Whats the problem with sexaul assault? Really?? You don't understand that it's wrong???

bronte

Zulu wrote: »

Whats the problem with sexaul assault? Really?? You don't understand that it's wrong???

Of course it is, but the risk of it happening would have been far less had he not put himself in that position.
I'm not saying what they did was right.
You also accused me of sexism, now you realize you were wrong and you switch to accusing me of trolling?
Gimme a break! :rolleyes:

K4t

bronte wrote: »

Okay wtf?
If she had been cheating and something similar happened to her it'd be her own fcuking fault.
What is the problem?

There's a hell of a difference between cheating on someone and supergluing somebody's genitals. People get cheated on all the time. That's life. Talk it out, forgive or move on.

If a woman cheated on me I'd be pissed off but I wouldn't fckn tie her up and glue her genitals together. Anybody who thinks that kind of behaviour is justified should be locked up IMO.

bronte

K4t wrote: »

There's a hell of a difference between cheating on someone and supergluing somebody's genitals. People get cheated on all the time. That's life. Talk it out, forgive or move on.

If a woman cheated on me I'd be pissed off but I wouldn't fckn tie her up and glue her genitals together. Anybody who thinks that kind of behaviour is justified should be locked up IMO.

For the last time, I'm not saying they were right to do it. I'm merely saying it probably wouldn't have happened if he hadn't put himself in that position.

Agent J

bronte wrote: »

For the last time, I'm not saying they were right to do it. I'm merely saying it probably wouldn't have happened if he hadn't put himself in that position.

Sounds a lot like the arguement used to blame women wearing for wearing mini skirts for getting attacked.

"They put themselves in that position"

Bottom line. There is nothing illegal in cheating. Immoral and hurtful yes but nothing actually illegal.

False imprisonment, sexual assualt, regular assualt, petty theft, grand theft auto and threatening with a deadly weapon.

All those are illegal and these women should be punished.

NickNolte

The fact of the matter is that laws are laws and I'm pretty sure that these women will do jail time for what they've done. Rightly so too. If men did this to a woman there would be an outcry. But it happens to a man and it's a bit of Bobbet'esque fun. :rolleyes: Just goes to show the kind of anti-male society we live in these days.

bronte

Everyone has a resposibility for their own safety. That does not make any attacks/incidents that happen right of course. Reasonable precaution should be taken at all times.

melekalikimaka

Fajitas! wrote: »

Sorry, what?

If four lads did similar to a woman, there would be cries for the death penalty.

hehe the girly would a have a willy then

Zulu

bronte wrote: »

Of course it is, but the risk of it happening would have been far less had he not put himself in that position.

Why? Because cheating leads to sexaul assault??

Normally cheating might lead to getting dumped. Where do you live?

You also accused me of sexism, now you realize you were wrong and you switch to accusing me of trolling?
Gimme a break! :rolleyes:

Nope. I haven't switched to anything. And I don't see where you've proven me wrong. Please enlighten me.

philologos

K4t wrote: »

There's a hell of a difference between cheating on someone and supergluing somebody's genitals. People get cheated on all the time. That's life. Talk it out, forgive or move on.

I agree with you that the supergluing was out of order.

However belittling the cheating incident is just plain unfair at the same time too. Moving on is not easy when you are in pain in relation to your partner deceiving you, and forsaking you for someone else.

I don't think adultery should be seen as being acceptable.

K4t wrote: »

If a woman cheated on me I'd be pissed off but I wouldn't fckn tie her up and glue her genitals together. Anybody who thinks that kind of behaviour is justified should be locked up IMO.

Of course it isn't justified.

Zulu

Jakkass wrote: »

I don't think adultery should be seen as being acceptable.

Humm, I must have missed where someone suggested that.

philologos

Zulu wrote: »

Humm, I must have missed where someone suggested that.

K4t makes it out to be something that is trivial and you can really just "move on" from it. I find that view to be rather insensitive.