Im not an alcoholic..I just like to drink!

White_Feather

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!

It was held in my aunts house. Got up kinda late and started on v + 7up. My glass wasnt empty all night and I managed to get my 69 year old aunt who doesnt drink doing shots and dancing to beyonce single ladies!

I woke up this morning, in a heap, clothes and shoes from the night before still on, and looked like the 5th member from kiss. I am mortified all day, dreading the next time I gotta see my family!!!

Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

soups05

worst thing?




i showed up

Iang87

i honestly couldn't tell you the worst thing who remembers family gatherings isn't that the point

orestes

Thread on boards, in AH, with that title, at 4am on a Bank Holiday Monday

/subscribes to thread

moonflower

Ah man, I cringe thinking of the last family function!

I had been working non-stop for the month before hand cause it was leading up to christmas and I hadn't been out in weeks so I decided I'd get nicely drunk and have a good night to make up for that. I got very drunk and my family kept buying me drinks. Ended up getting sick in my cousin's bed.

Sharpshooter

White_Feather wrote: »

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!
Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

Welcome to AHs.:pac:

Super-Rush

White_Feather wrote: »

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!

It was held in my aunts house. Got up kinda late and started on v + 7up. My glass wasnt empty all night and I managed to get my 69 year old aunt who doesnt drink doing shots and dancing to beyonce single ladies!

I woke up this morning, in a heap, clothes and shoes from the night before still on, and looked like the 5th member from kiss. I am mortified all day, dreading the next time I gotta see my family!!!

Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

How did you manage to get drunk if you never finished your first one??

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Excellent point. We're probably talking about a 15yo:pac: here and the drink was aboit 0.6% vodka...

White_Feather

super-rush wrote: »

How did you manage to get drunk if you never finished your first one??

the magical fairy kept refilling my glass with my friend smirnoff when i wasnt lookin!:P

giftgrub

I got arse faced at a wedding a few years ago, I was the plus one of a girl i was seeing at the time.

Anyway there was a big party the next day in the bride and grooms house, the bride spilled red wine all over a white carpet, what seemed like 50 people were there suggesting what to do

"Rub salt into it" said one
" Pour white wine on it" said another

Anyways I had a few responsible cans on board at the time, plus some wine and whatever else i could get my hands on

"Rub her her nose in it so she doesnt F***ing do it again" says I

Who has a white carpet anyway?

WindSock

giftgrub wrote: »

"Rub her her nose in it so she doesnt F***ing do it again" says I

Haha :pac: Classic!

I thought this thread was going to be about people telling you you're an alco because you like a drink, then when you say 'no' they say 'ahh, denial a telltale sign' At which point I smash the bottle and shove in their faces :mad:

Kiera

Don’t think I’ve done anything cringe worthy, its usually someone in my family that makes a show of themselves. I’m more the stupid drunk texts/msn person

BaZmO*

Worst thing about drinking as you get older is the drink guilts. That feeling that you've done something awful but can't remember what it was.

pcurls

here are a list of things i've done while drunk, should instantly make you feel better!

1. Got hammered in my hostel in australia and woke up the next day with a carving knife under my pillow and the owner of the hostel brought me in to see security footage of me running around the beer garden at 2am on my own with the knife screaming i was going to kill somebody while slowly but surley getting more and more naked until i was billy bollock doing laps!

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

3. When i was 16 i drank 24 bottles of breezers at my brothers 21st and screamed the place down calling my new friends posh b*stards and saying they had ruined my life, i threw full bottles of beer at cars passing on the road and wandered into a park where a junkie attacked me, was escourted home by the gaurds and all the while it was about 8 in the evening.

There are so manny more but I dont want to incriminate myself further!!

oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!":D

RandolphEsq

pcurls wrote: »

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a black man on the school grounds

A real live black man? :eek:

pcurls

RandolphEsq wrote: »

A real live black man? :eek:

woops, changed that.... meant nothing by it. sorry

RandolphEsq

pcurls wrote: »

woops, changed that.... meant nothing by it. sorry

Don't say sorry to me . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2avtK_WwkBE

zGeek

It's good to see people interacting with their families... perhaps compensating a little too much though.

Kiera

zGeek wrote: »

It's good to see people interacting with their families... perhaps compensating a little too much though.

Compensating? Eh?

zGeek

Kiera wrote: »

Compensating? Eh?

yeh... compensating :eek:

Otis Driftwood

pcurls wrote: »

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

And who says class is dead.

Kiera

zGeek wrote: »

yeh... compensating :eek:

Your post doesnt make sense to me. Can you explain it please? I'm a little slow.

Snowie

White_Feather wrote: »

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!

It was held in my aunts house. Got up kinda late and started on v + 7up. My glass wasnt empty all night and I managed to get my 69 year old aunt who doesnt drink doing shots and dancing to beyonce single ladies!

I woke up this morning, in a heap, clothes and shoes from the night before still on, and looked like the 5th member from kiss. I am mortified all day, dreading the next time I gotta see my family!!!

Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

Good work :cool:

Professey Chin

pcurls wrote: »

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

Vid or GTFO!

davyjose

pcurls wrote: »

here are a list of things i've done while drunk, should instantly make you feel better!

1. Got hammered in my hostel in australia and woke up the next day with a carving knife under my pillow and the owner of the hostel brought me in to see security footage of me running around the beer garden at 2am on my own with the knife screaming i was going to kill somebody while slowly but surley getting more and more naked until i was billy bollock doing laps!

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

3. When i was 16 i drank 24 bottles of breezers at my brothers 21st and screamed the place down calling my new friends posh b*stards and saying they had ruined my life, i threw full bottles of beer at cars passing on the road and wandered into a park where a junkie attacked me, was escourted home by the gaurds and all the while it was about 8 in the evening.

There are so manny more but I dont want to incriminate myself further!!

oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!":D

Ahh, the innocence of youth .....

<runs away>

JONJO THE MISER

pcurls wrote: »

here are a list of things i've done while drunk, should instantly make you feel better!

1. Got hammered in my hostel in australia and woke up the next day with a carving knife under my pillow and the owner of the hostel brought me in to see security footage of me running around the beer garden at 2am on my own with the knife screaming i was going to kill somebody while slowly but surley getting more and more naked until i was billy bollock doing laps!

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

3. When i was 16 i drank 24 bottles of breezers at my brothers 21st and screamed the place down calling my new friends posh b*stards and saying they had ruined my life, i threw full bottles of beer at cars passing on the road and wandered into a park where a junkie attacked me, was escourted home by the gaurds and all the while it was about 8 in the evening.

There are so manny more but I dont want to incriminate myself further!!

oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!":D

Hey pcurls what you doin later? i have a 12 pack of Dutch Gold if your interested?

TheZohanS

Kiera wrote: »

Compensating? Eh?

zGeek wrote: »

yeh... compensating :eek:

Kiera wrote: »

Your post doesnt make sense to me. Can you explain it please? I'm a little slow.

Popcorn time!!

Fugly

Luckily most of my family don't drink, so at family functions there's no real alcohol so I behave.

Unfortunately there is alot of alcohol at nights out with friends. Worst thing I did drunk.........**cringe**

I got hammered at a friends 21st, mainly do to pre drinking in her apartment. I was doing shots with one guy, we were hammered leaving her place, noone else was. :rolleyes: Cue in the bar, no one was fun enough for me so I left, walking through town, met two guys and went home with them to make tea/drink and listen to there tracks (they were in a band). Nothing happened with either but the next morning I was mortified leaving and having to do the "walk of shame" from one side of the city to the other, in an bright pink dress and heels, clearly from the night before, (so many dirty looks from people on their way to work/school:o:o:o:o:o).

And of course, I had texted a friend the night before telling him where I was going (home with two men:o) so everyone knew and weren't believing my but nothing happened line! :o

TheTubes

pcurls wrote: »

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

are you a guy or a girl?

BnA

pcurls wrote: »

....oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!":D

I would say the opposite. You are clearly NOT very good at it.

fintonie

to many way to many I could cringe nona stop for a week

Kiera

TheZohan wrote: »

Popcorn time!!

No not yet. Lets wait for the reply

/am i missing his point?

El Siglo

pcurls wrote: »

here are a list of things i've done while drunk, should instantly make you feel better!

1. Got hammered in my hostel in australia and woke up the next day with a carving knife under my pillow and the owner of the hostel brought me in to see security footage of me running around the beer garden at 2am on my own with the knife screaming i was going to kill somebody while slowly but surley getting more and more naked until i was billy bollock doing laps!

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

3. When i was 16 i drank 24 bottles of breezers at my brothers 21st and screamed the place down calling my new friends posh b*stards and saying they had ruined my life, i threw full bottles of beer at cars passing on the road and wandered into a park where a junkie attacked me, was escourted home by the gaurds and all the while it was about 8 in the evening.

There are so manny more but I dont want to incriminate myself further!!

oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!":D

That's charm and sophistication right there!
My brothers friend however was in Belfast (doing a postgrad with my brother incidentally) went out and got hammered one night with some of his class mates, decided to get naked near city hall and run around hitting taxis with his belt calling them "loyalist c*nts". I'm so glad drink is legal and St. John's Wort and Marijuana are illegal, because heaven forbid what might happen with these substances!;)

antodeco

giftgrub wrote: »

Anyways I had a few responsible cans on board at the time, plus some wine and whatever else i could get my hands on

"Rub her her nose in it so she doesnt F***ing do it again" says I

Who has a white carpet anyway?

Albino women?

Mossy Monk

pcurls wrote: »

oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!":D

No.

BnA wrote: »

I would say the opposite. You are clearly NOT very good at it.

Agreed.

fintonie

I had to give up the dreaded drink about 4 years ago I lost everything I had, life is great now because after a week of sobriety I found everything I lost and flat out on the piss ever since ooooooo what a beautiful morning ooooooo what a beautiful day