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What Excuse you have?

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  • 31-07-2009 4:39pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭


    Ok so here it goes.
    Since this Morning i have been stopped by atleast 5 Various Charities workers and other Organizations.

    My excuse is that i am already Member ( which i am).
    But just wondering what other people have to say about this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    chugger : "can you stop and talk for just 5 minutes?"
    me: "no."


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I just say no thanks. A friend of mine did it for a day before quitting. He says he's never been called a cnut so many times in his life. People saying that is a little excessive, no? They're just doing their job


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    sbhatia wrote: »

    My excuse is that i am already Member

    That's a good one!
    Must remember it.
    Gettin tired of tellin' 'em to Fook off all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Smile and shake head or say "no thanks". If they persist, say you want to talk to their team leader. There's very strict rules on what they're allowed to do, they're only supposed to ask you to stop once.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I just say I talked to their guy back thatta way and point. gets em every time.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    I got into a 'discussion' with one who tried to guilt me into giving one day, didn't give her anything because of her tactics, cheeky bitch. Now I just say no thanks or I'm not comfortable with giving over personal information if they push me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I just give them false details


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    bluto63 wrote: »
    I just say no thanks. A friend of mine did it for a day before quitting. He says he's never been called a cnut so many times in his life. People saying that is a little excessive, no? They're just doing their job

    If I hired someone to go around randomly kicking people in the nuts and they got you would you still say that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭pmg58


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    If I hired someone to go around randomly kicking people in the nuts...


    I want that job :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭sbhatia


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    If I hired someone to go around randomly kicking people in the nuts and they got you would you still say that?


    Lol good one.
    bluto63 wrote: »
    I just say no thanks. A friend of mine did it for a day before quitting. He says he's never been called a cnut so many times in his life. People saying that is a little excessive, no? They're just doing their job


    Yeah that's their job right, That's the only reason of me being Polite.
    Smile and shake head or say "no thanks". If they persist, say you want to talk to their team leader. There's very strict rules on what they're allowed to do, they're only supposed to ask you to stop once.

    Didn't know this, Must remember this next time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 Utd4Ever


    Usually don't stop and if they keep at me I tell them to p**s off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Headphones in head, head down. Avoid eye contact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    super-rush wrote: »
    I just give them false details

    I just give them super-rush's details.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    My excuse is that I ignore them completely.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,977 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I pretend to be either deaf or foreign, or both.


  • Registered Users Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Lorrs33


    I just say 'no, sorry' and keep walking, but my boyfriend and I got guilted into buying a €3 scratchcard yesterday for some alcoholic centre in Dun Laoghaire, didn't win of course. I actually wanted to give money to an animal charity person on Grafton Street, raging now that I didn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Ignore them or just say NO if one of them manage to get in my way


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I just give them super-rush's details.

    Insufficient funds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    None. A battery of swearwords or a comment about their hourly rate of pay is usually enough to thwart their advances...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭ohthebaby


    'I'm not 18 yet!'


    Little do they know that I am in fact 18 and eligible to give them my bank details or whatever. Mwah ha ha ha!



    Sadly my youthful looks ain't gonna last forever. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    "I'm not allowed to talk to strangers"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Level 1: "No thanks"
    Level 2 (They deliberately block my path): "Get the fcuk out of my way or you will be sorry"
    Level 3 (They are stubborn and refuse to move or try to block me as I side step them): They hit the ground hard and I make no apologies then or now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Biggins wrote: »
    Level 1: "No thanks"
    Level 2 (They deliberately block my path): "Get the fcuk out of my way or you will be sorry"
    Level 3 (They are stubborn and refuse to move or try to block me as I side step them): They hit the ground hard and I make no apologies then or now!

    Wow, you're really cool


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wow, you're really cool

    Cobblers. The last thing I am is cool.
    I can be a thick schite to those that are just rude and thick.
    If they are polite, no problem what so ever at all. The tiny minority that go overboard... they deserve what they get.

    Reap as ye sow!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    hourly rate of pay you say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Biggins wrote: »
    They hit the ground hard and I make no apologies then or now!


    :rolleyes:
    Yeah. fúcking. right.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    SV wrote: »
    :rolleyes:
    Yeah. fúcking. right.
    I don't have the time to mess around with stupid thick fcuks that block my way.
    My time is precious. I deal with enough thick, usually armed fcuks in my line of work so if some stupid fcuk don't get out of my way after I request them to so, thats their hard luck in regard to the consequences.

    If there is a lesson to be learned by the more aggressive chuggers, its that "NEVER judge a book by its cover" otherwise they end up paying for their stupidity.
    I've taught that lesson to a few.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Biggins wrote: »
    I don't have the time to mess around with stupid thick fcuks that block my way.
    My time is precious. I deal with enough thick, usually armed fcuks in my line of work so if some stupid fcuk don't get out of my way after I request them to so, thats their hard luck in regard to the consequences.

    If there is a lesson to be learned by the more aggressive chuggers, its that "NEVER judge a book by its cover" otherwise they end up paying for their stupidity.
    I've taught that lesson to a few.

    You're trying to tell me you assault people in broad daylight because you deem them to be 'wasting your time' ?

    Bullshít of the highest order.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    SV wrote: »
    ...Bullshít of the highest order.

    Aye, of course it is.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Biggins wrote: »
    I don't have the time to mess around with stupid thick fcuks that block my way.
    My time is precious. I deal with enough thick, usually armed fcuks in my line of work so if some stupid fcuk don't get out of my way after I request them to so, thats their hard luck in regard to the consequences.

    If there is a lesson to be learned by the more aggressive chuggers, its that "NEVER judge a book by its cover" otherwise they end up paying for their stupidity.
    I've taught that lesson to a few.

    What do you do Biggins? It's always intrigued me.


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