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"I can't afford to eat healty"

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    #32
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I can see her point.


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    #33
    jebuz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    She's the space invader


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    #34
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I can see her point.


    Really? Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick as well?


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    #35
    cosmic
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭cosmic


    I get all my fruit and veg down on Moore Street (Dublin) every Saturday and do a little top up once during the week if things go off or if we run out. It's all dirt cheap so me and my OH buy loads and loads and still spend less than €25. There's so much fruit and veg in the house then we're never hungry enough to want to go and buy chocolate or crisps.

    What a useless excuse...


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    #36
    Zonda999
    Registered Users Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    WeeBushy wrote: »
    I'd say emotionally she doesn't feel like dying either. What a hilarious creature she is.

    Brilliant!:D
    Smart Bug wrote: »
    I can't afford to subsidise your squalid existence you fat piece of shite.

    You're not! 60 million brits are!


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    #37
    and2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭and2


    Speaking from the two-bedroom flat she shares with unemployed boyfriend Simon Hawkins, Laura describes how she was shocked into embarking on the weight loss plan after her mother Doreen died of obesity-related complications on Christmas Eve 2005.

    She has a boyfriend?!!!! :eek:


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    #38
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    foxy06 wrote: »
    Any Weight watchers meetings I went to recommend you DON"T buy all that ready made crap and instead give you deadly recipes for soups stews stirfrys ect that the whole family will eat. Weight watchers is healthy if you don't buy the weight watchers crap. Just follow the points and it's impossible not to lose weight.

    She doesn't sound like someone who'd know how, or be bothered, to cook.

    No, it's much easier to just roll down the supermarket aisle launching the cheapest nastiest processed junk into the trolley, especially when the price at the till isn't even coming out of your own pocket. Besides if she payus the premium for healthy food, where will she get money to go out on the piss come the weekend?


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    #39
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    and2 wrote: »
    Speaking from the two-bedroom flat she shares with unemployed boyfriend Simon Hawkins, Laura describes how she was shocked into embarking on the weight loss plan after her mother Doreen died of obesity-related complications on Christmas Eve 2005.

    She has a boyfriend?!!!! :eek:
    His nickname is moon.


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
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    I love that emotional excuse. I've seen it used a million times on boards too.
    "Oh weight is an emotional issue"
    Boohoo. Go cry 'til you're thin.

    People are just weak willed these days. And this whole lovey-dovey "I can't help it" attitude is pathetic.


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    #41
    djk1000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 899 ✭✭✭djk1000


    Buy Teso Chicken €4
    tesco Value stir fry veg €2
    tin of chikpeas €1
    two potatoes €1
    Leeks €2

    Day one, one chicken breast and stir fry veg, bit of soy sauce, meal for two done in 5 minutes.

    Day two, Rest of chcken meat in a big pot with chickpeas, a bit of the left over stirfry veg, half of a potato chopped up, stock cube. Nice spanish chicken stew for 3 people.

    Roat chicken carcus, boil into a stock, use stock with potatoes and leeeks. Eat with a bit of bread. Enough for 3-4 people.

    3 healthy fast meals for several people, €10


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    #42
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,981 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Instead of spending 10,000 on surgery why didn't they spend a couple of hundred on cooking lessons and proper nutrition.

    I hate reading this stuff, especially when I still have to get up five days a week.


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    #43
    Dr_H_Lecter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭Dr_H_Lecter


    remote small scottish island. tent*. daily delivery of rations.

    *(5 man)

    place fatty on island. return in 1 year.


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    #44
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Really? Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick as well?

    Sorry that was a typo - I meant to say:

    I can see her from space.


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    #45
    LimeFruitGum
    Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭LimeFruitGum


    Gawd Almighty, I've just read the article and I would love to give her a slap.

    But she'd probably sell an article about being bullieeeeed for bein' fat, innit.

    It is down to laziness and of course, fear of failure. She already got a free op out of the system and expects to keep her weight down with no effort on her side? grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


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    #46
    LimeFruitGum
    Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭LimeFruitGum


    and2 wrote: »
    Speaking from the two-bedroom flat she shares with unemployed boyfriend Simon Hawkins, Laura describes how she was shocked into embarking on the weight loss plan after her mother Doreen died of obesity-related complications on Christmas Eve 2005.

    She has a boyfriend?!!!! :eek:

    Where am I going wrong?! *stuffs face with Ben & Jerrys*


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    #47
    Dr_H_Lecter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭Dr_H_Lecter


    Her boyfriend is not unemployed. Hes a sales rep for space invader crisps.

    Drives a jag.


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    #48
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Dr_H_Lecter wrote: »
    Her boyfriend is not unemployed. Hes a sales rep for space invader crisps.

    Drives a jag. rides a blimp


    fyp


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    #49
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    LimeFruitGum wrote: »
    Where am I going wrong?! *stuffs face with Ben & Jerrys*
    The mans a chubby chaser...they can't run fast or for long and are easier to catch


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    #50
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,980 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    The best part is when she says "after all the hard work I put in losing the weight".

    She got surgery paid for by the NHS!!!

    Instead of wasting money on crap like that, she should only be given a tiny benefit payment and have her food bought for her. Then she'd have to eat healthy.


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    #51
    keen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 987 ✭✭✭keen


    Fcuk weight watchers, fresh food is cheaper then fast food by far.


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    #52
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Nasty_Girl wrote: »
    Without the 38 stone to hide behind she now has to stand for herself.
    Without her legs giving way


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    #53
    JC 2K3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    Wertz wrote: »
    No, it's much easier to just roll down the supermarket aisle
    Quite literally.


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    #54
    hobochris
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    I feel bad for thinking this but anyway, I was thinking as I read about her operations costing the tax payer £8,000 and £12,000 respectively, and the lack of contribution to society; Surely a Bullet would be cheaper for the tax payer?

    She comes across as such a waste of life.

    </end of evil thoughts>


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    #55
    JimmyCrackCorn!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 752 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn!


    Emotionally i dont feel like getting up in the mornings. (I hate mornings)

    I do it because I want a better life than watching Oprah and Jeremy pile.
    That and the fact in a few months of that id be going on a shooting spree.


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    #56
    Fremen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Come on, it's the Daily Mail.
    Their whole marketing strategy is to write stories that make you angry. Since they can't attack fat people directly like they can rich bankers or criminals, they write this trash to give you an excuse to seethe about fatties instead.

    I'm just surprised any boardsies bother with the rag. If you're educated enough to be able to work a cumputer, you should know better.


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    #57
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=75301811044


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    #58
    Oh The Humanity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Oh The Humanity


    Fat whinging parasite.


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    #59
    keen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 987 ✭✭✭keen


    djk1000 wrote: »
    Buy Teso Chicken €4
    tesco Value stir fry veg €2
    tin of chikpeas €1
    two potatoes €1
    Leeks €2

    Day one, one chicken breast and stir fry veg, bit of soy sauce, meal for two done in 5 minutes.

    Day two, Rest of chcken meat in a big pot with chickpeas, a bit of the left over stirfry veg, half of a potato chopped up, stock cube. Nice spanish chicken stew for 3 people.

    Roat chicken carcus, boil into a stock, use stock with potatoes and leeeks. Eat with a bit of bread. Enough for 3-4 people.

    3 healthy fast meals for several people, €10

    Weighing the same as a small skip, priceless.


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    #60
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    beans wrote: »
    ...so I've opted to look like one instead
    Legendary...just legendary...

    I love the way the first line is repeated twice. Tells us all we need to know.


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    #61
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Fremen wrote: »
    I'm just surprised any boardsies bother with the rag. If you're educated enough to be able to work a cumputer, you should know better.

    Welcome to After Hours.


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