Making/Recieving Death Threats

Fr Martin · 13-07-2009 6:12pm #1

Have you ever made/received one? I often wonder why such big deal is made out of them, if your going to kill someone, youll most likely not want to attract attention to that effect. I received them only twice, one contained feces and was easy to trace, the other I suspect was random.

Random · 13-07-2009 6:14pm

I'm going to kill you.

Err ... no I haven't. People make a big deal out of them because some people get worked up by such things. Others don't.

Latchy · 13-07-2009 6:14pm

Have you ever made/received one?

Eh ... not lately .

God I wish my life was more exciting ...

Fr Martin · 13-07-2009 6:18pm

It just reminds me of victoria beckam, with her stupid face, and how they started putting bullet proof glass on everything to protect precious fagchild 'Brooklyn' I hope she is killed

glenjamin · 13-07-2009 6:18pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

Have you ever made/received one? I often wonder why such big deal is made out of them, if your going to kill someone, youll most likely not want to attract attention to that effect. I received them only twice, one contained feces and was easy to trace, the other I suspect was random.

Only???

TheZohanS · 13-07-2009 6:18pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

It just reminds me of victoria beckam, with her stupid face, and how they started putting bullet proof glass on everything to protect precious fagchild 'Brooklyn' I hope she is killed

Now that's not very Fatherly of you is it?

Abi · 13-07-2009 6:19pm

Stalker stuff yes, death threats no.

venividivici · 13-07-2009 6:19pm

latchy im gonna kill you,

now..

..if you threaten me back, then, we kill two birds with one stone,, hehe, see what i done there!!!

Latchy · 13-07-2009 6:20pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

I hope she is killed

But wouldn't that be the excuse she need's to have the bulletproof glass in the first place ?

**Timbuk2** · 13-07-2009 6:21pm

Not a death threat but....

a bank statement showing a debit balance of €0.01. Apparently I owed them a cent

Latchy · 13-07-2009 6:22pm

venividivici wrote: »

latchy im gonna kill you,

now..

..if you threaten me back, then, we kill two birds with one stone,, hehe, see what i done there!!!

Let's put a contract out on each other , see who get's the highest ££££ $$$$ but tbh ,you aint gonna kill anybody , least not me .

oh ..I aint a burd

13-07-2009 6:22pm

http://samuelrich.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/death-threat-elmo.jpg

fullstop · 13-07-2009 6:23pm

*Waits for Biggins to post in this thread*

Tar.Aldarion · 13-07-2009 6:24pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Stalker stuff yes, death threats no.

But hey, if it happens in the process, my bad

13-07-2009 6:31pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

It just reminds me of victoria beckam, with her stupid face, and how they started putting bullet proof glass on everything to protect precious fagchild 'Brooklyn' I hope she is killed

Was it to protect him from you Fr ?

My name is URL · 13-07-2009 6:33pm

Every day I get death threats

they're on cigarette packets and every news bulletin

markok84 · 13-07-2009 6:35pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

I received them only twice, one contained feces and was easy to trace, the other I suspect was random.

Was it the sweetcorn pattern or did you perform a DNA test on it?

Seaneh · 13-07-2009 6:37pm

I don't make threats, just promises I haven't fufilled yet...

Seaneh · 13-07-2009 6:37pm

markok84 wrote: »

Was it the sweetcorn pattern or did you perform a DNA test on it?

no, there was a return address on the parcell.

Latchy · 13-07-2009 6:37pm

At least if your going to send a death threat to somebody have the decency to tell them why .....ffs

galwayrush · 13-07-2009 6:52pm

Just shoot first, speaking only shows your fear.;)

Whosbetter? · 13-07-2009 7:01pm

Kill them all!!!!

Let God sort 'em out.

Agamemnon · 13-07-2009 7:37pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

I received them only twice, one contained feces and was easy to trace, the other I suspect was random.

Why were you threatened in the first place and what did you do with the poo?

AdamusAdonis · 13-07-2009 7:39pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

if your going to kill someone, youll most likely not want to attract attention to that effect

Strikin' the fear o' god in 'em surely adds to the fiendish pleasure, no?

Tar.Aldarion · 13-07-2009 7:40pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

Why were you threatened in the first place and what did you do with the poo?

Haha, I love reading the reply before the quote.

AckwelFoley · 13-07-2009 7:41pm

No.

I dont make threats

genericguy · 13-07-2009 7:49pm

I'm surprised that not a single person has said "nobody would threaten me, I know the bleedin' rah I do".

And yes, I've been threatened myself on a multitude of occasions, while working a security job a few years ago, and nearly always by members of an ethnic group who shall remain unnamed but tend to refer to many people as 'boss'.

ejmaztec · 13-07-2009 8:13pm

I never get any death-threats, but the people I know are full of surprises.:eek:

Iskenderun · 13-07-2009 8:13pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

It just reminds me of victoria beckam, with her stupid face, and how they started putting bullet proof glass on everything to protect precious fagchild 'Brooklyn' I hope she is killed[/quote]

'Fagchild'?

'I hope she is killed'?

Please explain.

Crann na Beatha · 13-07-2009 8:20pm

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biko · 13-07-2009 8:21pm

Fr Martin wrote: »

It just reminds me of victoria beckam, with her stupid face, and how they started putting bullet proof glass on everything to protect precious fagchild 'Brooklyn' I hope she is killed

I see how you got those threats now

Krieg · 13-07-2009 8:32pm

Meh, sort of

I used to be a member of a counter strike clan and we would sometimes troll other clans servers, which is a long story in itself. But I always left them my email add. at the end of the trolling and it got a surprising amount of replies. Lots of colourful language and death threats. For petty laughs I set that email address to forward all incoming mail to martin.king@tv3.ie

AckwelFoley · 13-07-2009 8:43pm

ive heard of a few people getting death threats from people on boards..poker forum shenannigans

Super-Rush · 13-07-2009 9:07pm

Twice. Years ago.

marcsignal · 13-07-2009 9:40pm

If i was going to kill someone, i wouldn't tell them about it, i'd just do it, and anyone who tells you they're passing on a debt, or going to kill you, is either a sap that's missing a chromosome or is an insignificant wank stain, with small penis syndrome.

pity them, and then burst out laughing in their face :pac:

j1smithy · 13-07-2009 11:23pm

I haven't been threatened with death since I washed my mothers car with rocks... or was it when I hit my dad across the back of the head with a sod of turf (accident! albeit a funny one).... good times

DarkJager · 13-07-2009 11:47pm

**** ringing the intended target. Just ring a local funeral home, give them his name and address and tell them you need the body picked up for transport to the funeral. No way to give someone a message clearer than that

Run_to_da_hills · 13-07-2009 11:56pm

Someone would want to be a right idiot to make death threats on mobile phones with this new bill being proposed.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0713/1224250545267.html?digest=1

Abi · 14-07-2009 1:25am

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Someone would want to be a right idiot to make death threats on mobile phones with this new bill being proposed.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0713/1224250545267.html?digest=1

Heard about this myself. Way ahead of you, I've invested in pigeons.
Air-text is the new black.

grenache · 14-07-2009 1:33am

Get death threats most weeks in my line of work, take none of them seriously, most of them come from scumbags who are barred from the premises i work in.

Making/Recieving Death Threats

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