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women? eh? dont ya just love em? eh?

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  • 13-07-2009 12:04am
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    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭


    Hey lads, soz if a drunk man speaks a sober man's mind :(.......just wanted ta ask (in all my drunken mood)...realised tonite that women (as in ladies) are like, WOW! I lost a beautiful thing tonite and all i want ta know is? how do you say sorry to a girl you love dearly, but you're too much of a (soz mods...esp dr bollock) coward ta say otherwise :(...soz lads...help pls :(


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    Biggins
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    They have their moments al'roight! :D


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    LadyE
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    Just say sorry? :confused:


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    Carsinian Thau
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    Sober up before you apologise. It usually goes far better that way.


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    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    LadyE wrote: »
    Just say sorry? :confused:

    A direct and simple approach!

    Are you mad woman?


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    Spastafarian
    Registered Users Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    renraw wrote: »
    Hey lads, soz if a drunk man speaks a sober man's mind :(.......just wanted ta ask (in all my drunken mood)...realised tonite that women (as in ladies) are like, WOW! I lost a beautiful thing tonite and all i want ta know is? how do you say sorry to a girl you love dearly, but you're too much of a (soz mods...esp dr bollock) coward ta say otherwise :(...soz lads...help pls :(

    Ya wha?


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    kwestfan08
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Drink more OP then ring her at 3am. Its foolproof trust me.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Tell her you'll do what ever it takes to get her back. Then steal her kitten and send it back to her in the post piece by piece. She'll know you'll mean it then.


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    Acacia
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    renraw wrote: »
    (soz mods...esp dr bollock)

    Lulz.:pac:


    No, really, man, sober up for the love of god before you attempt to apologise.

    Good luck. :)


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    dsmythy
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    Canadian eh?


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    karlog
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    Drunk dialling is a proven method, and if she complains you have an excuse

    You were drunk


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    renraw wrote: »
    but you're too much of a (soz mods...esp dr bollock) coward

    Why "especially" Doc Bock? Has he not apologized to you before or something?


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    Biggins
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    Is she angry at you and do you have an bunnies, big pots?


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    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    christ lads, i dont cry, tanite, i'm bein emotional :confused: and ye know what? "SHoITE"...i'lll die a death if i appear here over the next few weeks...God damn it neways like


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    Latchy
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    Watch some re runs of Friends OP ,there might be some good tips on there for such such situations .


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    renraw wrote: »
    Hey lads, soz if a drunk man speaks a sober man's mind :(.......just wanted ta ask (in all my drunken mood)...realised tonite that women (as in ladies) are like, WOW! I lost a beautiful thing tonite and all i want ta know is? how do you say sorry to a girl you love dearly, but you're too much of a (soz mods...esp dr bollock) coward ta say otherwise :(...soz lads...help pls :(

    Did you always refer to her as a thing?:D

    Seriously, wait until you're sober.
    Tell her what you said here but soberer.:cool:

    /is soberer a word?


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Biggins wrote: »
    Is she angry at you and do you have an bunnies, big pots?

    That's a weird nickname...


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    Biggins
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    Daleyza Ugly Scapegoat wrote: »
    That's a weird nickname...

    :pac:


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    Sharpshooter
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    LadyE wrote: »
    Just say sorry? :confused:

    Sorry seem's to be the hardest word.


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    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    Lads, i'm losing track with ye :( theres soo much i'd love ta say


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    DarkJager
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Sorry seem's to be the hardest word.

    Not when you're Dancing on the ceiling ;)


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    DarkJager wrote: »
    Not when you're Dancing on the ceiling ;)

    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!


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    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    nah :)


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    Abi
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    renraw wrote: »
    Hey lads, soz if a drunk man speaks a sober man's mind :(.......just wanted ta ask (in all my drunken mood)...realised tonite that women (as in ladies) are like, WOW! I lost a beautiful thing tonite and all i want ta know is? how do you say sorry to a girl you love dearly, but you're too much of a (soz mods...esp dr bollock) coward ta say otherwise :(...soz lads...help pls :(

    Too random to make sense of. How well do you know her? do you have her number? how likely are you to ever see her again? Were you wearing the beer goggles? Actually that should have been the first question.


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    Sharpshooter
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    renraw wrote: »
    Lads, i'm losing track with ye :( theres soo much i'd love ta say

    If you're losing your train of thought, go to bed.
    Say it all tomorrow.:pac:


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Say it all tomorrow.:pac:

    See that smiley at the end, OP? That means "but get ready to pac your bags."


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    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    ye know wat lads? this guy is gay...(yeah, i hear the cloud already)...n dis is why he loves someone thats like a ****in killer to him(and so, whoops like) ya see? (god damn it neways like) :mad:


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    Sharpshooter
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    DarkJager wrote: »
    Not when you're Dancing on the ceiling ;)

    Or In teh Moonlight.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    renraw wrote: »
    *White noise occasionally interrupted by a garbled human voice*...ya see?

    Not at all, man. Go to bed.


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    TheZohanS
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    renraw wrote: »
    ye know wat lads? this guy is gay...(yeah, i hear the cloud already)...n dis is why he loves someone thats like a ****in killer to him(and so, whoops like) ya see? (god damn it neways like) :mad:

    Top Gun?


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    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    sorry lads, took me a while ta say the on boards (jesus) soz lads :(


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