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Hurling on the Beach

  • 09-07-2009 10:17am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭


    Just a quick message to all you boggers & culchies out there who practice hurling on a crowded beach......go somewhere else!!

    I mean if you did it with a tennis ball i wouldn't mind so much but a sliotar:rolleyes:....its as hard & heavy as a rock ffs

    Just yesterday i saw a young kid getting a whack on side of the head from a sliotar ...when his mother remonstrated with the boggers they just shrugged their shoulders and carried on.....ASSH&LES!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Public area...entitled to do what they want!

    Can see this thread getting ugly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Apparently Dublin has more hurling trophies than Galway?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Damn boggers!!!

    i'm suprised they werent kicking a turnip around the beach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Saint_Mel


    I thought this was gonna be a rant about people vommiting on our beaches!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    topless volleyball is the only game that should be played on a beach


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Bring a sheep onto the beech, it will divert their attention.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,688 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    fryup wrote: »

    I mean if you did it with a tennis ball i wouldn't mind so much but a sliotar:rolleyes:....its as hard & heavy as a rock ffs

    I guess your a city boy, aka a soft shoite, daisy!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Damn boggers!!!

    i'm suprised they werent kicking a turnip around the beach

    ...that turnip is tomorrows dinner, it's just a little sandy lads its fine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Just yesterday i saw a young kid getting a whack on side of the head from a sliotar

    He'll never make the county team like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    fryup wrote: »
    Just a quick message to all you boggers & culchies out there who practice hurling on a crowded beach......go somewhere else!!

    I mean if you did it with a tennis ball i wouldn't mind so much but a sliotar:rolleyes:....its as hard & heavy as a rock ffs

    Just yesterday i saw a young kid getting a whack on side of the head from a sliotar ...when his mother remonstrated with the boggers they just shrugged their shoulders and carried on.....ASSH&LES!!

    Ah stop will ya... soon there will be nowhere for the boggers and culchies to go.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Dlite wrote: »
    Ah stop will ya... soon there will be nowhere for the boggers and culchies to go.

    they can go to their local GAA pitch or practice in the field after they've bailed the hay:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    fryup wrote: »
    Just yesterday i saw a young kid getting a whack on side of the head from a sliotar

    and it was the best day ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    fryup wrote: »
    they can go to their local GAA pitch or practice in the field after they've bailed the hay:rolleyes:

    Italics? Well la dee da :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭goldenbrown


    I told a guy one day hitting golfballs on green space at hosing estate, if one of your balls lands near one of these under 6 years olds it is going into the bushes, it helped the situation

    busy green are in front of marley park 4 i lads start throwing a rugby ball,though area full of small children before they start

    some folks need to impose themselves on others, at killiney beach i was puzzled by some east european big lads being very rowdy....coming close to wrestling on top of toddlers...

    at a playground one day....despite visible fear by 3 year old it took very clear language to have the lady remove the dog from area.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    It would a shame if the national game was taken from the beaches entirely. Fionn and Cuchullain would turn in their dolmens.

    What about a temporary ban instead on puckarounds conducted by Junior B players and we'll see how that goes?

    (Clearly these bucks were Junior B if the youngster was clattered. All higher grades would sent the sliotar tidily towards the chest of the receiving player. Nice and handy like with a bita shpin.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    fryup wrote: »
    they can go to their local GAA pitch or practice in the field after they've bailed the hay:rolleyes:

    But it's time for tae and sangwiches after bailing the hay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I told a guy one day hitting golfballs on green space at hosing estate, if one of your balls lands near one of these under 6 years olds it is going into the bushes, it helped the situation

    Reminds me of that scene from The Van where Bimbo smacks his ball onto another hole.

    "Oi, ya fuckin clown, I'm keepin your ball for that!"

    Classic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭Figerty


    How do you know they were 'boggers'? There are hurling players all over the country and in cities and towns. It would be like calling you a scobie just because you are not from the country.

    So Scobies, we boggers will continue to 'hurl' on the beaches for as long as its our national game, we will continue to play the game of hurling as we have always done.

    Where I am from we train on the beach collectively when the local pitch is unplayable, we train on beach when we need to and we go for a puck around when we want. Off course we should take due care of the people around us.

    I am sorry to hear a child got hurt. That was inconsiderate of the lads playing hurling to play in a crowded area and out of order. You could say the same thing about surfers cutting accross swimming areas or worse again Jet skis.

    One of the problems we have is the townies who allow thier dogs to S***e all over the place. (see I can make sweeping generalisations as well!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭Itsdacraic


    fryup wrote: »
    Just a quick message to all you boggers & culchies out there who practice hurling on a crowded beach......go somewhere else!!

    I mean if you did it with a tennis ball i wouldn't mind so much but a sliotar:rolleyes:....its as hard & heavy as a rock ffs

    Just yesterday i saw a young kid getting a whack on side of the head from a sliotar ...when his mother remonstrated with the boggers they just shrugged their shoulders and carried on.....ASSH&LES!!

    Where was this beach?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    I'm sick of kids getting in the way of a good puck around.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭mobius42


    The people who play it in the middle of the road piss me off. What is this, Angela's Ashes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Don't be surprised if the GAA try to claim the beach for themselves. Can't have funny foriegn carryings-on, on Irish beaches.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Figerty wrote: »
    How do you know they were 'boggers'? There are hurling players all over the country and in cities and towns. It would be like calling you a scobie just because you are not from the country.

    So Scobies, we boggers will continue to 'hurl' on the beaches for as long as its our national game, we will continue to play the game of hurling as we have always done.

    Where I am from we train on the beach collectively when the local pitch is unplayable, we train on beach when we need to and we go for a puck around when we want. Off course we should take due care of the people around us.

    I am sorry to hear a child got hurt. That was inconsiderate of the lads playing hurling to play in a crowded area and out of order. You could say the same thing about surfers cutting accross swimming areas or worse again Jet skis.

    One of the problems we have is the townies who allow thier dogs to S***e all over the place. (see I can make sweeping generalisations as well!)

    They were wearing black socks pulled up with flip flops


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Don't be surprised if the GAA try to claim the beach for themselves. Can't have funny foriegn carryings-on, on Irish beaches.

    Like swimming :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    The child was obviously a brit and repressing the poor honest bogshite hurlers.
    He deserved to be hit in the head with a whalloped sliotar in my opinion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,306 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    fryup wrote: »
    .ASSH&LES!!

    Ya should've just Assh and Les to go to a quieter part of the beach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Evil_Clown


    I think I have found a compromise be safe and at the beach at the same time....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    They were wearing black socks pulled up with flip flops

    dont the older carrot crunchers usually wear suits on the beach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    mobius42 wrote: »
    The people who play it in the middle of the road piss me off. What is this, Angela's Ashes?

    If it's good enough for Wayne and Garth......

    "GAME ON!!!!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭seandugg


    Evil_Clown wrote: »
    I think I have found a compromise be safe and at the beach at the same time....

    No thats fryup looking for his heroin stash


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Pete4779


    kmart6 wrote: »
    Public area...entitled to do what they want!

    Can see this thread getting ugly!

    It is, just like you can do and drive over a few pensioners with a car.

    Public area...do what you want....but also deal with the consequences of doing what you want because the law is what governs acceptable behaviour in public.

    Mother should have called the police and sue for assault on behalf of her child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Damn boggers!!!

    i'm suprised they werent kicking a turnip around the beach

    The turnip was in use further up the beach. Being thrown around by Lions jersey wearing guys. I believe it was ROG, BOD, ZIG, ZAG...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭seandugg


    Pete4779 wrote: »
    It is, just like you can do and drive over a few pensioners with a car.

    Public area...do what you want....but also deal with the consequences of doing what you want because the law is what governs acceptable behaviour in public.

    Mother should have called the police and sue for assault on behalf of her child.

    no law against a puck around is there?

    The mother should have rang the black and tans.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    kmart6 wrote: »
    Public area...entitled to do what they want!

    Can see this thread getting ugly!

    Nobody is entitled to do whatever they want in a public area.

    Not once have I gotten away with walking around naked, urinating into a bin, smearing chocolate sauce on myself and having the seagulls licking it off me because it makes me feel so alive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,225 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Saint_Mel wrote: »
    I thought this was gonna be a rant about people vommiting on our beaches!

    Yeh, I thought that, especially when I saw that the OP's name was "fryup":eek:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    toiletduck wrote: »
    The turnip was in use further up the beach. Being thrown around by Lions jersey wearing guys. I believe it was ROG, BOD, ZIG, ZAG...

    BOD wouldnt, he's from Dublin isnt he, we dont use vegetables when playing sport.

    Robbie keane is an exception to this rule!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Nobody is entitled to do whatever they want in a public area.

    Not once have I gotten away with walking around naked, urinating into a bin, smearing chocolate sauce on myself and having the seagulls licking it off me because it makes me feel so alive.
    unless it says hurling prohibited, anyone can puck around!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,225 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    BOD wouldnt, he's from Dublin isnt he, we dont use vegetables when playing sport.

    Robbie keane is an exception to this rule!

    Isn't he always playing with his sprouts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Silly thread is silly. Beaches are for larking about, swimming and ball games.

    Oh, and looking at bewbs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Tazdedub


    Sounds like it was dem foreign hurlers and not your standard bogger hurler. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    bigkev49 wrote: »
    Silly thread is silly. Beaches are for larking about, swimming and ball games.

    Oh, and looking at bewbs.
    Also kite surfing. very big down by Bull Wall in Clontarf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    we dont use vegetables when playing sport.

    Nah, ye just have them shouting abuse at the 'culchies' from the hill.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Isn't he always playing with his sprouts?

    Yep and he also has a head like a turnip


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    toiletduck wrote: »
    Nah, ye just have them shouting abuse at the 'culchies' from the hill.

    Hill 16


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Hill 16

    Yes I'm aware of its name... To the dubs it's the hill, or The Hill, if you will though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭Itsdacraic


    We use small children as tackle bags for junior b training.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    toiletduck wrote: »
    Yes I'm aware of its name... To the dubs it's the hill, or The Hill, if you will though.

    Good for you :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭seandugg


    think they only change the name of it to hill 16 in September do you wouldn't be familiar with it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭polishpaddy


    fryup wrote: »
    Just a quick message to all you boggers & culchies out there who practice hurling on a crowded beach......go somewhere else!!

    I mean if you did it with a tennis ball i wouldn't mind so much but a sliotar:rolleyes:....its as hard & heavy as a rock ffs

    Just yesterday i saw a young kid getting a whack on side of the head from a sliotar ...when his mother remonstrated with the boggers they just shrugged their shoulders and carried on.....ASSH&LES!!
    But your an internet nerd who wont say anything to them thats the difference kid. Mind u im a nerd too, but i got big balls :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    But your an internet nerd who wont say anything to them thats the difference kid. Mind u im a nerd too, but i got big balls :D

    Just dont hit anyone with them while playing on the beach


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