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Whats in the closet..

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    #32
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Im rather happy with it actually.
    Good for you! As Pighead's Uncle Johnny used to say "They who are happy with their bum shall be happy shopping for trousers"


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    #33
    Sean Quagmire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,334 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    If any of this offends you. Never go to Oxegen :pac:


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    #34
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Nope, there's two..
    And they're both spotlessly clean.


    You didnt make the cookie, did you? o_0


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    #35
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Abigayle wrote: »
    You didnt make the cookie, did you? o_0
    The OP is clearly responsible for the dump. They have come on here looking for absolution and excuses.


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    #36
    trustno1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭trustno1


    Abigayle wrote: »
    You didnt make the cookie, did you? o_0

    I was thinking the exact same thing... OP - are you sure it wasn't you and this thread being some way to relieve the guilt\shame???.. :pac:


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    #37
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,993 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    There's definitely scope for a Hollywood block-buster about a serial-sh1tter. Hannibal Defecator would be a good name for this monster.


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    #38
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Not just guys do this. A girl in my year at school (complete mentaller, all her brothers in prison etc) took a dump in the corner of our classroom one lunchtime.

    PS this was in 2nd year of secondary school.


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    #39
    trustno1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭trustno1


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    There's definitely scope for a Hollywood block-buster about a serial-sh1tter. Hannibal Defecator would be a good name for this monster.

    Who could star in 'Silence of the Stools...'.... oh and 'Man Dumper'....


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    #40
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,993 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    trustno1 wrote: »
    Who could star in 'Silence of the Stools...'.... oh and 'Man Dumper'....

    Or The Turd Man,


    and even The Texas Sh1thouse Massacre


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    #41
    Dido1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭Dido1


    trustno1 wrote: »
    Who could star in 'Silence of the Stools...'.... oh and 'Man Dumper'....


    Keano Reeves...he's a real SH!T actor.


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    #42
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Abigayle wrote: »
    You didnt make the cookie, did you? o_0
    Make the cookie?? :confused: never heard it called that before..
    Aidric wrote: »
    The OP is clearly responsible for the dump. They have come on here looking for absolution and excuses.
    trustno1 wrote: »
    I was thinking the exact same thing... OP - are you sure it wasn't you and this thread being some way to relieve the guilt\shame???.. :pac:

    Nah, not my style.
    I'm more into crapping on peoples car windscreens.
    Or under the bonnet if you can get it open.

    Edit: Woo.. I broke 1000 posts...in a thread about poo in a closet...


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    #43
    trustno1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭trustno1


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Or The Turd Man,


    and even The Texas Sh1thouse Massacre

    or The Excretionator....


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    #44
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    trustno1 wrote: »
    or The Excretionator....

    OR sh1thead


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    #45
    trustno1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭trustno1


    "Nah, not my style.
    I'm more into crapping on peoples car windscreens.
    Or under the bonnet if you can get it open."

    Crapping on peoples car windscreens you say... hmmmm... may know someone who would like a word with you.... :pac:


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    #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,993 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    trustno1 wrote: »
    or The Excretionator....

    Don't you mean The Turdminator?:P


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    #47
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    This is one of the many side effects when ever they turn on the Large Hadron Collider, it's causing all this crazy **** to happen. Your cupboard is now unfortunatley a interdimensional shitstorm hazard and everyone should evacuate the building as soon as possible before bigger smellier poos start appearing, this will continue to escalate until either multiple bonos start randomly popping into the office or until the scientists change the pressure flow in the LHC water cooling/sewage system.

    I recommend you contact the LHC crowd straight away and explain the problem to them.


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    #48
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    ScumLord wrote: »
    this will continue to escalate until multiple bonos start randomly popping into the office

    :eek: DEAR GOD NO!!!


    *Throws himself through the window.


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    #49
    Thephantomsmask
    Registered Users Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    The lavatory-ville horror



    Turd rock from the sun


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    #50
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Ok..
    There has been a bit of a funky smell in a corner of the office over the last few days.
    I first noticed it on Monday morning when I came in but didn't really think too much of it.
    Nothing too bad now, not an overpowering stench, but definitely unpleasant and noticeable.

    Yesterday it was worse and other people did comment about it, But I figured hey..
    It could just be one of the guys who cycled in and is a bit whiffy.

    So in I come today and the smell is bloody awful, beyond the point of ignoring it awful.
    So I do a bit of investigation and follow the smell to a storage room off the main floor.

    I'm thinking old lunch, maybe a dead mouse..
    Nope way off.

    Somebody has taken a big crap right in the middle of the store cupboard.
    :eek::eek::eek:
    And this thing is massive,
    It looks like a bloody cow pat... but with sweetcorn.

    WTF???
    I mean really..

    I work in a pretty small engineering office,
    There is normally about 5 of us here including the receptionist, and it's an open plan office.
    There is a bloody door code to get into the building..

    The property management company are based in one of the other buildings in the estate and we've rung them to send somebody down to "have a look at something"

    I cant wait to see the look on his face.


    could you estimate roughly how many courics you think this crap weighs?

    you should probably get in contact with the European Fecal Standards and Measurement, their offices are located in zurich


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    #51
    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I can't believe no one has said this already.

    Pics or GTFO !


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    #52
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Pyr0 wrote: »
    I can't believe no one has said this already.

    Pics or GTFO !

    One was taken by the PropMngmt guy allright. He said he'd mail it down today..
    I'll post it if you really want when I get it.

    But then again posting pictures of poo on boards seems to be an unhealthy thing to do if I want to keep this account.


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    #53
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    What's the big deal big boy??

    Someone cut a bit or rope in the closet.!!!

    She should lose all stink after about 2 days and calcify.



    Don't be stirring up a shítstorm over a minor incident.


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    #54
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    What's the big deal big boy??

    Someone cut a bit or rope in the closet.!!!

    She should lose all stink after about 2 days and calcify.



    Don't be stirring up a shítstorm over a minor incident.


    FlutterinBantam did it:D


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    #55
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    I dont think it's possible to 'dust' for crap.

    believe it or not you can get DNA from sh1te though.


    http://www.springerlink.com/content/h2248801714k5316/


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