Whats the cleverest thing you have ever said?

DrumSteve

I'm thinkin its e=mc2.

My name is URL

I think I might have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

AlmightyCushion

I managed to get the countdown conundrum once in about a second. Took the guys on the show about 5 seconds. I was pretty impressed with that.

i guessed what an oologist does on "are you smarter than a ten year old".. out of nowhere.

i was pretty happy with myself

spiritcrusher

"Looks like someone's barking up the wrong Bush..."

Dardania

my old dear was extolling her pride in myself & my brothers for some reason; most likely we played monopoly wihout resorting to violence. "A family of geniuses" she said. I corrected her: "Genii"

seanybiker

of course ill tell you when Im about to cum

Poor Uncle Tom

Auuhhh...I need off this thread now.....

994

Dardania wrote: »

my old dear was extolling her pride in myself & my brothers for some reason; most likely we played monopoly wihout resorting to violence. "A family of geniuses" she said. I corrected her: "Genii"

"Genii" is wrong, unless she meant that you're all guardian spirits.

ChocolateSauce

"No thanks, I wouldn't like to buy any Enron shares, kind sir.".

Dardania

994 wrote: »

"Genii" is wrong, unless she meant that you're all guardian spirits.

is there a plural of genius?

genericguy

spiritcrusher wrote: »

"Looks like someone's barking up the wrong Bush..."

First thing that popped into my head. Spiritcrusher, I hate you.


*not really I'm sure you're very nice*

genericguy

Dardania wrote: »

most likely we played monopoly without resorting to violence.quote]

ahhh the good old days...

citizen_p

i say smart things all the time.....

im known for my useless facts

Poor Uncle Tom

While playing hide n seek with Joseph and the kids...
"...maybe they're in the cellar Mr. Fritzel..."

UnderpantsGnome

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Biggins

"Yes"

(The question beforehand was "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wife?")

AlmightyCushion

LiNgWiStIkZ banned for abuse.

Edit: D'oh! Unbanned.

Gordon

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I managed to get the countdown conundrum once in about a second. Took the guys on the show about 5 seconds. I was pretty impressed with that.

Aye me too once, although I used a website to input the letters while myself and the parents were watching Countdown. They were astounded at my sudden extreme scoring capabilities that day while only half paying attention to the program and half browsing the internet. Oh how we laughed.

captainautumn

I remember the morning after Steve Irwin died of the stingray bite I was in work and someone spoke about the inevitability of him dying in violent circumstance due to his regular dalience with death. True, say's I, as they say, 'He who lives by the swordfish dies by the swordfish'. I thought, f*** me that's clever.

Nolanger

A few years ago was in my flat in a house (which was up for sale) and an estate agent was showing buyers around the building. He knocked on my door and said he was looking around the house for the landlord. Without opening the door I replied "well he's not in here"!

Dreddybajs

Dardania wrote: »

is there a plural of genius?

Yeah, it's geniuses. Hope that wasn't the cleverest thing you ever said. :pac:

ejmaztec

captainautumn wrote: »

I remember the morning after Steve Irwin died of the stingray bite I was in work and someone spoke about the inevitability of him dying in violent circumstance due to his regular dalience with death. True, say's I, as they say, 'He who lives by the swordfish dies by the swordfish'. I thought, f*** me that's clever.

It would have been clever, had it not been for the stingray getting there first.:P

pikachucheeks

Hmm.

Meeting my aunt's south-african boyfriend for the first time. He'd come to Ireland to meet us. Soon discovered he wasn't a very nice person, spent the whole evening at dinner telling us why Ireland was rubbish, and why South Africa was so much better, on every level.
He dominated the entire conversation and was literally screaming at anyone who came to our country's defense.

Topic turned to rugby.

Him: Ireland are terrible at rugby. You have no good players. Brian O'Driscoll, your best player is over-rated. South Africa are much better. We've beaten New Zealand twice this year!

Me (thinking out loud): Yeah, but that was on a PlayStation.

I've never been given worse evils in my life! He was fuming.

El Weirdo

This.

mink_man

Deleted User wrote: »

i guessed what an oologist does on "are you smarter than a ten year old".. out of nowhere.

i was pretty happy with myself

ahh i was watchin that but whats the answer?!

phasers

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

That's a RIGHT triangle you idiot!

Quality

NO to drugs:cool:

Penn

My friend, a short gay vegan, was eating some fruit shortcake biscuits

Me: Wow, you're a short fruitcake who likes fruit shortcake

Hagar

"I do", Mrs Hagar is an angel.

Abi

DrumSteve wrote: »

I'm thinkin its e=mc2.

It can't be that smart. I'm pretty sure thats also the name of one of Mariah Careys albums.

jochenstacker

spiritcrusher wrote: »

"Looks like someone's barking up the wrong Bush..."

Damn! You beat me to it!

Poor Uncle Tom

phasers wrote: »

That's a RIGHT triangle you idiot!

No, UnderpantsGnome is correct, it works with an Isosceles triangle also.

UnderpantsGnome

phasers wrote: »

That's a RIGHT triangle you idiot!

D'oh!

Nevyn

"No".

I find it's something I can reused time and time again and it stays just as clever.

phasers

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

No, UnderpantsGnome is correct, it works with an Isosceles triangle also.

Does this mean my maths teacher... and the Simpsons... lied to me?

Oh my God. What's real? Am I real? Are you real? Does Maths actually exist? In what form?

Poor Uncle Tom

phasers wrote: »

Does this mean my maths teacher... and the Simpsons... lied to me?

Oh my God. What's real? Am I real? Are you real? Does Maths actually exist? In what form?

exponential meltdown.....:D

AnonoBoy

Can't remember what it was but I'm sure I got loads of thanks for it. Possibly even post of the day.

random.stranger

Hagar wrote: »

"I do", Mrs Hagar is an angel.

legend

P.C.

Whats the cleverest thing you have ever said?


Not sure what the most clever thing I have ever said is, but using the word 'clever' incorrectly would not be one of them.

sells

well everybody, P.C won this thread.

stovelid

Can we narrow it down to specific time periods, like weekly or monthly?

skyhighflyer

P.C. wrote: »

Whats the cleverest thing you have ever said?


Not sure what the most clever thing I have ever said is, but using the word 'clever' incorrectly would not be one of them.

The fine people at Merriam-Webster's dictionary would disagree with you, good sir. 'Cleverest' is a perfectly legitimate word.

/thread

skyhighflyer

Also, the cleverest thing I ever said (circa March 2009)

"I think the FF government will be too bull-headed to consider the alternative option of nationalising the banks, and will instead pursue the bad-bank model so I'm expecting bank share prices to rise in the medium-term"

Quids in a couple of months later :pac:

P.C.

skyhighflyer wrote: »

The fine people at Merriam-Webster's dictionary would disagree with you, good sir. 'Cleverest' is a perfectly legitimate word.

/thread

If you mean this:


http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cleverest

Then, no. They agree with me.

yerayeah

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Stop and think about that for a second and it makes no sense! Say you have an isosceles triangle in a similar shape to the spire, then the square root of the base is clearly not equal to the sum of the 2 long sides...

Snowie

seanybiker wrote: »

of course ill tell you when Im about to cum

I thought yours was this thread has taken a noise dive :pac:

tech77

Just ONE instance?
Sorry, no way i'm going to be able to do that.

BroomBurner

yerayeah wrote: »

Stop and think about that for a second and it makes no sense! Say you have an isosceles triangle in a similar shape to the spire, then the square root of the base is clearly not equal to the sum of the 2 long sides...

I think you'll find that the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat.

weemcd

after intercourse i found that the condom had broken

after a few minutes of panic and crying into my pillow I rolled over and announced;

"in for a penny, in for a pound"
BOOM!

dfx-

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I managed to get the countdown conundrum once in about a second. Took the guys on the show about 5 seconds. I was pretty impressed with that.

Pfft. I got the target in a Maths round inside the 30 seconds that neither the contestants or Mrs. Vorderman could get.

It's been all downhill from there