Whats the cleverest thing you have ever said?

DrumSteve · 06-07-2009 6:53pm #1

I'm thinkin its e=mc2.

My name is URL · 06-07-2009 6:56pm

I think I might have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

AlmightyCushion · 06-07-2009 6:56pm

I managed to get the countdown conundrum once in about a second. Took the guys on the show about 5 seconds. I was pretty impressed with that.

06-07-2009 6:59pm

i guessed what an oologist does on "are you smarter than a ten year old".. out of nowhere.

i was pretty happy with myself

spiritcrusher · 06-07-2009 7:00pm

"Looks like someone's barking up the wrong Bush..."

Dardania · 06-07-2009 7:03pm

my old dear was extolling her pride in myself & my brothers for some reason; most likely we played monopoly wihout resorting to violence. "A family of geniuses" she said. I corrected her: "Genii"

seanybiker · 06-07-2009 7:06pm

of course ill tell you when Im about to cum

Poor Uncle Tom · 06-07-2009 7:06pm

Auuhhh...I need off this thread now.....

06-07-2009 7:09pm

Dardania wrote: »

my old dear was extolling her pride in myself & my brothers for some reason; most likely we played monopoly wihout resorting to violence. "A family of geniuses" she said. I corrected her: "Genii"

"Genii" is wrong, unless she meant that you're all guardian spirits.

ChocolateSauce · 06-07-2009 7:11pm

"No thanks, I wouldn't like to buy any Enron shares, kind sir.".

Dardania · 06-07-2009 7:13pm

994 wrote: »

"Genii" is wrong, unless she meant that you're all guardian spirits.

is there a plural of genius?

genericguy · 06-07-2009 7:16pm

spiritcrusher wrote: »

"Looks like someone's barking up the wrong Bush..."

First thing that popped into my head. Spiritcrusher, I hate you.

*not really I'm sure you're very nice*

genericguy · 06-07-2009 7:19pm

Dardania wrote: »

most likely we played monopoly without resorting to violence.quote]

ahhh the good old days...

citizen_p · 06-07-2009 7:22pm

i say smart things all the time.....

im known for my useless facts

Poor Uncle Tom · 06-07-2009 7:23pm

While playing hide n seek with Joseph and the kids...
"...maybe they're in the cellar Mr. Fritzel..."

UnderpantsGnome · 06-07-2009 7:29pm

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Biggins · 06-07-2009 7:33pm

"Yes"

(The question beforehand was "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wife?")

AlmightyCushion · 06-07-2009 7:33pm

LiNgWiStIkZ banned for abuse.

Edit: D'oh! Unbanned.

Gordon · 06-07-2009 7:37pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I managed to get the countdown conundrum once in about a second. Took the guys on the show about 5 seconds. I was pretty impressed with that.

Aye me too once, although I used a website to input the letters while myself and the parents were watching Countdown. They were astounded at my sudden extreme scoring capabilities that day while only half paying attention to the program and half browsing the internet. Oh how we laughed.

captainautumn · 06-07-2009 7:45pm

I remember the morning after Steve Irwin died of the stingray bite I was in work and someone spoke about the inevitability of him dying in violent circumstance due to his regular dalience with death. True, say's I, as they say, 'He who lives by the swordfish dies by the swordfish'. I thought, f*** me that's clever.

Nolanger · 06-07-2009 7:45pm

A few years ago was in my flat in a house (which was up for sale) and an estate agent was showing buyers around the building. He knocked on my door and said he was looking around the house for the landlord. Without opening the door I replied "well he's not in here"!

Dreddybajs · 06-07-2009 7:50pm

Dardania wrote: »

is there a plural of genius?

Yeah, it's geniuses. Hope that wasn't the cleverest thing you ever said. :pac:

ejmaztec · 06-07-2009 7:53pm

captainautumn wrote: »

I remember the morning after Steve Irwin died of the stingray bite I was in work and someone spoke about the inevitability of him dying in violent circumstance due to his regular dalience with death. True, say's I, as they say, 'He who lives by the swordfish dies by the swordfish'. I thought, f*** me that's clever.

It would have been clever, had it not been for the stingray getting there first.:P

pikachucheeks · 06-07-2009 8:06pm

Hmm.

Meeting my aunt's south-african boyfriend for the first time. He'd come to Ireland to meet us. Soon discovered he wasn't a very nice person, spent the whole evening at dinner telling us why Ireland was rubbish, and why South Africa was so much better, on every level.
He dominated the entire conversation and was literally screaming at anyone who came to our country's defense.

Topic turned to rugby.

Him: Ireland are terrible at rugby. You have no good players. Brian O'Driscoll, your best player is over-rated. South Africa are much better. We've beaten New Zealand twice this year!

Me (thinking out loud): Yeah, but that was on a PlayStation.

I've never been given worse evils in my life! He was fuming.