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STOP THE WEDDING!!!

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    #32
    fippy
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭fippy


    Jenroche wrote: »
    I was at a wedding years back where the groom's phone rang halfway through the ceremony too. It was his bed-bound granny ringing to know if he was married yet. He replied "No, not yet. I'll ring you back when I am." Lol! :D

    Jen ;->

    Quality!!

    I would love to actually witness something like this myself...The only weddings i've ever been to are normal saps who love each other and stuff.

    Damn.

    :rolleyes:


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    #33
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Emma Flaky Test wrote: »
    I did up until I was about 14. Then they stopped. Maybe I'm free to get married now!
    Thats what she wanted you to think.


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    #34
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I'm getting married in a couple of months.

    One of my mates has told me that he's going to start a coughing fit when the question is asked.

    I told him he'd be knocked te-fuck out if he even tried.

    I don't think he'll be doing it now.


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    #35
    grundie
    Registered Users Posts: 458 ✭✭grundie


    My wife who sings at weddings almost seen it happen.

    In a nutshell, the bride and groom loved each other very much. But the bride had for many years been pursued by someone she knew from school.

    The back story was that he was convinced she actually loved him and not her husband to be, even going so far as sending her flowers and challenging her fiancée. In reality she hated him from day one and was considering going for a restraining order because he was clearly a bit mad.

    On the day of the wedding he turned up at the church, very drunk, in a morning suit with a wedding ring. Forunately various family members prevented him from actually entering the church. The police were called and he was taken away. Rumour has it that he 'fell down some steps'. Most people didn't even know it had happened until afterwards.

    She has also seen brides and grooms freaking out and having to be coaxed back in to complete the ceremony.


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    #36
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    fippy wrote: »
    I was watching that film "Made of Honour" last night

    Hahahahahaahaahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry I couldn't read any further. Hahaahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You watched Made of Honour????

    HAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!


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    #37
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    connundrum wrote: »
    One of my mates has told me that he's going to start a coughing fit when the question is asked.

    You know they don't actually ask the "lawful impediment" question, right?


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    #38
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    grundie wrote: »
    My wife who sings at weddings almost seen it happen.

    In a nutshell, the bride and groom loved each other very much. But the bride had for many years been pursued by someone she knew from school.

    The back story was that he was convinced she actually loved him and not her husband to be, even going so far as sending her flowers and challenging her fiancée. In reality she hated him from day one and was considering going for a restraining order because he was clearly a bit mad.

    On the day of the wedding he turned up at the church, very drunk, in a morning suit with a wedding ring. Forunately various family members prevented him from actually entering the church. The police were called and he was taken away. Rumour has it that he 'fell down some steps'. Most people didn't even know it had happened until afterwards.

    She has also seen brides and grooms freaking out and having to be coaxed back in to complete the ceremony.

    You should write in to this guy with that story:

    http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com/


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    #39
    fippy
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭fippy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Hahahahahaahaahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry I couldn't read any further. Hahaahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You watched Made of Honour????

    HAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

    Watched it with the girlfriend...

    i hardly wanted to watch it myself.

    :o


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    #40
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    fippy wrote: »
    Watched it with the girlfriend...

    i hardly wanted to watch it myself.

    :o


    Yeah Sure.

    "girl"friend.

    Sure.

    :D


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    #41
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    At my brothers wedding my other brother put a sticker saying ''HELP'' on the soles of one of his feet, so that when he was kneeling down and actually saying the vows everyone in the congregation could see it. Don't think my sister-in-law was too happy with the frequent presence of that little sticker in her wedding album and video.


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    #42
    Chocoholic84
    Registered Users Posts: 881 ✭✭✭Chocoholic84


    Dinter wrote: »
    In these recessionary times a free dinner is not to be sneered at.

    Ah but that's the thing - it's NOT free! You have to put in at least 50 quid into a card, so that's how much your dinner is :)


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    #43
    Eoin
    Registered Users Posts: 21,242 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Did he play the dramatic "don don dooooon" music when she said the wedding was off?;):D:pac:

    That's exactly what I was thinking - perfect opportunity for the Dramatic Look Hamster music.


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    #44
    fippy
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭fippy


    eoin wrote: »
    That's exactly what I was thinking - perfect opportunity for the Dramatic Look Hamster music.

    Perfect opportunity indeed :D


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    #45
    WesternNight
    Registered Users Posts: 9,286 ✭✭✭WesternNight


    Chocoholic84 wrote: »
    Ah but that's the thing - it's NOT free! You have to put in at least 50 quid into a card, so that's how much your dinner is :)

    Not to mention the outfit if you buy a new one and all that. And travel. A very hasslesome dinner if you ask me!


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    #46
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I'll marry you. On the condition Ryan Phillipe can come in before the vows and "ruin" things! :pac:

    Okay. :)
    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Thats what she wanted you to think.

    (Shut up dude, I'm totally gonna score with this pikachucheeks chick...)


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    #47
    fippy
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭fippy


    Emma Flaky Test wrote: »
    Okay. :)



    (Shut up dude, I'm totally gonna score with this pikachucheeks chick...)

    It sounds to me like its on the cards!!!

    patrick dempsey will break up the wedding though...she'll kiss him and the credits will roll.

    Typical.:rolleyes:


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    #48
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Story of my life...


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    #49
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    :pac: Way to go ruining the film dickhead...

    In fairness ,anyone could predict how 'Made of Honor' would end by watching half the trailer! :D


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    #50
    annelouise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭annelouise


    i dont know if its cause i am planning a wedding myself but when he jumped in and they didnt get married the first thing i thought was they wont get any of thier deposits back. What a waste of money. So romantic i know.


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    #51
    fippy
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭fippy


    annelouise wrote: »
    i dont know if its cause i am planning a wedding myself but when he jumped in and they didnt get married the first thing i thought was they wont get any of thier deposits back. What a waste of money. So romantic i know.

    LOL!!!

    Brilliant


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