the weirdest dream you've ever had..

CelticTiger*

Mine:

went to a supermarket with a friend of mine,when we got there there were about 10 zombies around the shop.
My friend says : "Dont let them bite your neck or else you will turn into a zombie aswell"
"Ah ill be grand"

Zombie comes over,bites my neck....and im fine.

Next thing,two zombies are playing with shoe shine, its all over the floor and they're slipping on it.
Our friend comes and saves us, by flying in on his flying car.
He says "Hop in guys, we can go back to the house and then you can wake up"
"Nah ill just wake up now"

Next thing,in my dreams, im waking up.
I walk around the house, its when i see the sky is green realise im still having a dream.
"God dammit"

Then, i really wake up, i think.

I had this dream about 8 years ago anyway lol so it may have been different its just what i can remember!

i got this idea becuase it was a topic of discussion in the last week in school, a discussion between me and my best mates.

TomCo

Here's a pretty crazy dream I had once, maybe not the craziest ever but one I actually wrote down.

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I was friends with Charles Manson and we were wandering around town, as you do, except he was killing people whenever the opportunity arose. It all came to a head went we entered an electronics store. Manson asked Snoop Dogg (the cashier) could he check out a particular sound system in the back room. Manson killed the attendant and exited the room leaving the door open behind him, Snoop asked several questions and we stood there listening to him prattle on about something. Then another attendant noticed the body and raised the alarm. We legged it.

The details here are a little hazy but I got implicated as Manson’s accomplice, and jailed. Facing possibly life imprisonment or execution, I escaped before the trial about 4 times. A few of those times I had a third person viewpoint. Finally Bruce Campbell escorts me to trial. He tells me I'll never see daylight again, I tell him that if I want to see daylight Ill just escape again (obviously the prison is a bit **** if I could escape 4 times in a row). Somehow I get off because there were other people being implicated as Manson’s accomplice (one a big fat mentally retarded guy), or something.

Time passes, Manson and his girlfriend (don’t know where she came from) are out. I see them a few times but I don’t want anything to do with them, they act friendly but I know they're after me. For some reason Im now in an apartment complex, and Manson and co are after me. I use the elevator to avoid them (he had a knife and was getting really close, but the doors closed just in time). The elevator opens on the ground floor, and I’m carrying some programming books, particularly a big one on Java. Just as I step out of the elevator a man rounds the corner and fires three wild shots from a revolver. This man is a relative of one of the original victims. Then I’m on the ground unsure whether the bullets hit the books, me or whether he missed all together. The dream ended with me calling to some insanely hot chick for help.

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OneArt

I remember I had a zombie dream when I was about 6 years old. We were living in South Africa at the time, and a week before the school I went to had been closed because of protestors who were threatening to cut kid's heads off.

Anyways, I remember having a dream that we were all brought into school and shown this video on how to protect ourselves from zombies. It showed a car driving down the highway, and a voice-over saying, "This is what not to do etc..." Then you heard a one's voice just go, "Oh Henry, darling" and the car stopped and a man got out and began to fix the tyre and the zombies came out and ate him.

But the funniest one I had was last night when I dreamed I was baking cookies and my two friends were having sex upstairs. So I went up to complain about the noise, they're all like, "Come join us! This is so much fun!" Then I got really freaked out, and they started calling me a fraidy cat, but I said I couldn't join them because I was cooking crystal meth downstairs and I had to watch it in case the cat tried to eat any of it. Then my friend just goes, "If you're cooking it where's your pyruvic acid then?"

They're pretty entertaining once you read over them actually... :P

Latchy

I cant think of the weirdest dream I have had , so many .But the most recent weird dream i had was last week .

Appearently I was in the army driving a lorry and the officer sitting next to me was none other than 'Captain Alan Shearer '.......in full uniform to

......dont ask me :cool:

MultiUmm

I Had this one a couple of weeks ago, it was fairly weird alright.

I was looking out the spare bedroom window and saw that my dad had planted trees and put down new gravel on the pathway in the garden.

I went downstiars to look at what he was doing, trying to figure out why he had gotten rid of the flowers.

So I looked sideways and saw that there were 4 unmarked graves in the grass, each one bigger then the last. Naturally, even in my dreams, my reaction was "WTF!!!" And so I asked my mam why they were and she said they were the graves of people who lived here before, despite the fact we were the 1st family to live in the house.

I said don't you think that's weird or something like that and she replied by putting on a sarcastic voice and talking about how she used to mind children and she'd take them into the living room and they didn't mind, or something. O__o

I've had loads of weird dreams but that one in particular will stay with me for a while like a few years others.

_Roz_

I always have weird dreams.

Dreamt about the world ending (I blame "Knowing" and "Donnie Darko" for that one, as it was random metal objects falling out of the sky).

Dreamt I was terminally ill, and no one cared (they'd all accepted it) and I knew if I went to sleep (the irony) that I wouldn't wake up.

Dreamt about a friend of mine dying, he fell off the top of a building (?) and I was in the plazza below - saw him go splat. The guilt after that one was unreal.

White_Feather

Most recent one that I had was last night...and its annoying me all day today!

I dreamt that I was in the countryside and I had just bought a horse and cart. The horse was black and the cart was red. I was up on a heighth, looking down onto the horse and cart in a field.

All of a sudden Im down with the horse and it turns out to be a black staffordshire terrior dog and the tiniest red cart. The dog had blinkers on him and was strapped up to the cart.

For some reason, Im in my kitchen with it and my mam is suddenly there saying to me '' you are just like your grandad, buying random things all the time and bringing them home! Who is going to look after it?''

Really strange dream and still trying to find out what it meant!!

Censorsh!t

I've had so many crazy dreams!

One that i remember now... I was at a bus station...but it was actually an airport...i went down an escalator and all the staff in starbucks started singing and dancing. I then had to be weighed before getting on the plane...and then I was flying over the amazon, but suddenly the plane disappeared and I was flying on my own, before landing in my estate...but it had turned into a warzone.
I quickly ran behind a house as there were tanks driving around, and then it was as if a video had been recoreded over my dream, as I could see a faded horses galloping and a distant voice saying "This video is called "The Beauty of the Horse", it is possibly the best video from this time...."


I try keep a dream diary, although I havent been doing a good job with it recently! Plenty mroe weird ones

TheManWho

The last one was James Bond robbing a cake shop, I have no idea where my subconscious got that from.

catbear

last night i dreamt a lion sat on my lap.

The Shark

I had a weird one on Friday night.

It was loke my head was relly itchy and i kept scratching it and then I started picking Big Barnacle shell like things off my scalp??

Im pretty weirded out by it wonder if it means something??

WeeBushy

I dreamed that my girlfriend's sister killed her boyfriend.

I then told this story to her, and her family, said boyfriend included, over a sunday roast. They now think I'm really wierd.

Professey Chin

I once had a dream where I went on a tour of the shreddies cereal factory with my religion class in secondary school

louise_w

I'm always dreaming about things that would made people mad, for example dreams that i reversed into my boss' car, or that I broke something belong to my sister, etc. but in the dreams it is always an accident and the other person is always really angry.
I also often dream about my teeth falling out??
ANd have had a constant recurring dream for the last few years about going to the top of the stairs and jumping over all the steps and landing safely in the hallway below???
Any thoughts?

Thomas828

I can remember quite a few weird dreams I had when I was a teenager (I'm now 37) and many of them involve my bedroom. In one dream I come home to find the walls covered from floor to ceiling in graffiti. In another there's a huge hole in the floor where my bed was and I'm thinking, 'Damn! How am I going to get any sleep now?' And in yet another there's a baby sitting on my bed casually pulling his intestines out of his stomach.

Jackobyte

Had a weird one about a week ago.

I was on a school tour to the local shopping centre. We were split into groups of 4 second years being supervised by 2 fourth years. I was in a group with a pair of male twins and one other boy being supervised my friend's older sister and her friend.

We were going around for a while when the fourth years decided it would be funny if the twins frenched each other. And they did (short 5 second one). Then the two fourth years frenched each other (again short one). Then the other boy frenched one of the fourth years, not my friends sister,(short one) and I was left with friend's sister.

So we kissed, and kissed and just kept going. Eventually she pulled out but was reluctant. After but still in the dream I was talking to my friend, whose's sister it was, and didn't mention anything about the kissing. Then I woke.

Now I feel guilty. Its my friend's sister and that's a total no-go. I know its just a dream but still... She is attractive but I never really thought of her that way before. She was like older sister. Now around my friend it feels awkward and I have to try stop myself from saying the wrong things. I feel I've been disloyal to him...

grunge_kid

i had an extremly weird dream once actually !

i was in a totally blank room. then i blink and when i open my eyes, blood is running down the walls.
so i walk out the one door in the room, and im in a city.
its totally empty everything abandoned.
Im the only one around. the clouds are black and the sky is red.
there is no wind or anything, no heat or coldness.

in the far distance i can see a figure, i cant make out who it is.
the figure disappears, the seconds later i see it on the roof of a tall building looking at me. then its gone again.

then i blink slowly again, i look down at my hands and they are covered in blood.
i then feel that the strange figure is behind me it whispers something in my ear that i cant make out. then i wake up.

evil-yoda

i dreamt i had one leg and people were laughing at me

paikea

I dreamt once that I was driving my motorbike over this weird path with blocks and muddy stuff until my bike brakes down and while I was trying to fix it I started eating the parts and it was very sweet. I could break the engine as it was made of sugar. When I woke up I could remember the taste of the parts .

CelticTiger*

Anyone ever had a lucid dream before ?

About a week ago now i was staying in Liverpool because my Dad lives there and while i was there i remember having three dreams in a row (over three nights) and they all involved Michael Myers the killer from the Halloween movies.
Now these dreams wernt even that scary, but i did watch one of the halloween films while i was over there.

TanG411

I had a dream where I was in the middle of a shopping centre with my dad. For no reason he said ''Triple H is coming for dinner'' (he's a wrestler if anybody doesn't know :pac:). Then I was at home and Triple H came into the kitchen. He said hi and that was it. Nothing crazy really happened but it was still a strange dream, especially if you haven't watched wrestling in about 3 years.

CelticTiger*

Larkin501 wrote: »

I had a dream where I was in the middle of a shopping centre with my dad. For no reason he said ''Triple H is coming for dinner'' (he's a wrestler if anybody doesn't know :pac:). Then I was at home and Triple H came into the kitchen. He said hi and that was it. Nothing crazy really happened but it was still a strange dream, especially if you haven't watched wrestling in about 3 years.

Yeah why Triple H why not someone cooler like The Big Show or something

i had a threesome with tom felton and an anonymous other guy.
the next day i could have sworn i saw the other guy on the street...

ehhh, but about my dream...:P
(this was a couple years ago) i was in my house, but it was actually my friends house. my parents werent my parents, they were daniel craig and this anonymous other lady. we were then stranded in some barren land were we found a bbq restaurant. when we got inside it was really fancy. there was neon lights everywhere and all the tables were triangles and pointy. daniel craig brought me outside and i started drowning. i got picked up by a submarine were my friend and i had sex. then i grew a penis and started screaming. i went outside and got on the luas where i sat next to an anonymous guy. i just stared at me. i tried not looking at him but when i did his eyes turned red and started bleeding then he crumbled into ash.
i woke up in a sweat at 3am. i couldnt get back to sleep that night.

tara666

i have had lots but lately i have been having the same dream over and over, im been stabbed in the chest ,but i cant see who is doing it,i few times i even get up and check my chest to make sure i havent been stabbed because it feels so real (ive never been stabbed) but i can even feel where the knife gets stuck in my rib bones ..really creepy lol

sky88

weird one i had was when me and my friends where having a party on a bunk bed while it was rolling down the street and random people kept jumping on it and dancing and drinking

Busi_Girl08

I've had 3 weird dreams in a row over the last few nights.

1)It was dark. I was with a group of people, who in my dream I knew as friends, but in reality were just random strangers. Anyway, we were stading outside a huge old house, and this small graying old man appears and tells us about the "secret" way to the back garden.
The secret way turns out to be a tunnel of some sort, that they guy dug out very quickly, we all climbed into a cart, and a rail appeared all of a sudden. The next 5 seconds or so were very similar the the mine-cart scene in the Temple of Doom.
But then all of a sudden the tunnel narrowed, and I was the only one who couldn't fit through it, so I had to get off, and slide back to the entrance.
Then I suddenly appeared in the back garden where everyone else was, and it was basically my own back garden. I had this general sense of unease while I was there, and all of a sudden...the Joker from Batman appeared , and then I woke up.

2) I was in the countryside, during the day, just outside a field of some sort that was partly hidden behind some bushes. In the field there were several dark horses galloping around, and I then noticed that there was a couple, a man and a woman, both topless riding on one of the horses.
There is no other way of saying this...the woman was giving the man a hand job while they were on the horse.
Suddenly, I was in the field, and a gunshot went off, an old fashioned one, with smoke and everything. The horses and the couple ran off, and I stayed put, not running until I saw this man dressed as a farmer, brandishing a rifle, walking towards me. I ran to hide in some tall grass, and to escape through a fence, but I then turned around, and the man was right behind me. I then couldn't move. He pointed the gun at me, and shrugged his shoulders made a face like "That's life!", and was about to shoot me square in the face, and then I woke up.

3) I randomly dreamt that I was playing tennis with Richard Hammond.

Hauk

Had a ****ing scary one last night.

I dreamt I was being chased by the T-1000 from Terminator 2, and we were in some research complex somewhere. Anyway, Arnold Schwarzenegger tells me I have to get out, and he runs off(cheers Arnie), and I'm there holding this big submarine door like thing closed(You know those big steel doors with the round handle in the centre like a wheel that you turn to lock the door).

Anyway, T-1000 grabs it on the other side and starts opening it(going against my grip). I give up and jump backwards. T-1000 is standing there ready to kill me, when I leggit after Arnie through another door. T-100 then starts chasing me.

The fact that T-1000 was chasing me in a dream scared the fup out of me and I woke up.

The Big Red Button

When I was a kid - about 9 or 10 - there was a random nice old lady living across the road from us. I never really spoke to her or anything, didn't really know anything about her. One night, I dreamed that her little sister (in my dream, she was a little baby in a Moses basket!) died. The next day, I found out that her little sister had indeed died that night. She was however in her eighties of course! Now I know the logical thing would be that I heard my parents or someone talking about the lady's sister being ill, but my parents didn't even know that she had a sister! It was quite strange.

Not long after that, I dreamed my sister shot and killed my mother. It was very graphic, I didn't trust my sister for a long time afterwards as a direct consequence! I assumed that, since my dream about the old lady's sister had come "true", this one would too.

When me and my sister were really really small, we both used to wake up with nightmares about a wolf chasing us up the sand dunes at a local beach. I'd love to know what traumatic childhood event caused those!

In general I always have weird dreams. I love when I can remember them. The night before last, I dreamed I was staying in my childminder's campervan - I haven't seen her since I was three, but she did indeed have a campervan. There were lots of books there, and my friend was there too and she had a bottle of Smirnoff Ice (yuck.) I had to get up at four in the morning to get to a new job I was starting by seven. However in dream-style slow motion, everything was taking way too long and I was running far too late. Then when I eventually got there and parked in a nearby multi-story, I found out that the charge was €495 per hour, but at that stage I was running so late I had to leave the car there anyways. Went in to my new workplace, everyone working there was wearing Hogwarts-type gowns. All the newbies like me were wearing suits or whatever, but a male friend of mine was just starting too and he was wearing jeans and a football jersey. I was just embarrassed for him, he didn't seem to notice though. I can't remember the rest of that dream, but it was one of those epic ones that seemed to go on forever!

Dreams are great

Bawnmore

Had a particularly weird dream once and remember it because i've told it so many times! Short and sweet!

Me and my brother had the same job, painting slabs of clay this kind of pale yellow colour! But he was getting through way more slabs than I was so i got fired.

Felt pretty **** bout getting fired but I got a new job................. teaching fish how not to be obvious

Woke up and couldnt help but think, what the fcuk was that about

Exclamation Marc

I wouldn't say it was the weirdest I ever had but last night I had a dream that I was Iron Man. Thing is I haven't watched Iron Man in about 6 months, and from what I remember I had an internal dilemma between being Iron Man and saving people or being at a party.

That, or the vivid dream I had that Ireland was attacked by a Godzilla like monster and seemed to stomp all of my area except my house.

yawhyawh

i dreamt of pigs last night...:eek: they where every where heeh:rolleyes:

Bawnmore

Bawnmore wrote: »

Felt pretty **** bout getting fired but I got a new job................. teaching fish how not to be obvious

Teaching fish how not to be obvious?? ive heard that before, where have i heard that before????

MarkR

I dreamt I was at a IRA checkpoint across a river in donegal during 1916 or something.

Also, or maybe later (all last night) I was being chased by a small toddler who was either a suicide bomber, or would just blow up when she caught up to us.

I often have detailed dreams about war, getting chased, crime. The usual.

I've woken up laughing which was great. No idea why.

MarkR

MarkR wrote: »

I dreamt I was at a IRA checkpoint across a river in donegal during 1916 or something.

Also, or maybe later (all last night) I was being chased by a small toddler who was either a suicide bomber, or would just blow up when she caught up to us.

I often have detailed dreams about war, getting chased, crime. The usual.

I've woken up laughing which was great. No idea why.

lets hope your not a politician...

Arcade Panda

I had a really wierd dream about my dead gran before.....her coffin was in the sitting room and all of a sudden it opened and out came gran except she looked like your one from the exorcist.....freaky ****....I woke up sweating and crying, horrible stuff

MultiUmm

I had a dream where I inherited 80 billion euro last night.

:rolleyes:

-Sigh- If only.

deiseman21

walking along the road with my cousin, laughing and joking, until we bumped into 4 scumbags who started on us ,so we faught back and were giving them a go of it.

then one of them pulled a knife and stabbed me in the eye.

woke up staight away with my knuckle jammed right in my eye socket....mad

Crotchety

I dreamt I was going to the toilet in the GPO!

redhead82

I keep having a recurring dream that I'm in bed with the devil, but he doesn't know that I know it's the devil.......kind of freaky.:eek:

redhead82

redhead82 wrote: »

I keep having a recurring dream that I'm in bed with the devil, but he doesn't know that I know it's the devil.......kind of freaky.:eek:

That's a good dream in my book.

Jay P

Last week, I dreamt that I was at work, and my two friends started singing "I'm a Scat Man" just when we were cleaning glasses. I like dreams.

Busi_Girl08

Not really a dream, but it may have been the result of a weird dream.

I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, and I started hallucinating that I was completely surrounded by spiders. Massive ones. It lasted about 5 seconds, and it was REALLY freaky

All I remember from the dream was I as babysitting some little blond boy

caseyann

Someone been laid out in coffin and next day found out friends brother had been murdered

SarahSassy

The weirdest ever. I was trying to get into my grannys house but the driveway was totally covered in boiling hot tar. The entire dream was in a red hue and when I got in the house a statue of a life size American Indian was following me round the house at a very slow pace but I still could not get away. Was a long time ago but I still remember it vividly

kellyc

ive had soo many weird random dreams i started writting them down then i stopped must start doing it again!

but one i remember from years ago was michael jackson was taking over the world and he was standing ontop of what looked like a giant teired wedding cake (as in skyscraper tall) and on each teir of the cake were slaves doing some sort of evil slave work for him

myself and a few other were hiding in a little house that had the hansel & gretel feel about it and im pretty sure the whole witch tried to kill us thing happened i cant remember

but yea i have well weird dreams

mega man

i dreamt i was walking down the falls road and 8 masked men jumped over the wall and riddled me. then i had an outer body experience. fare weird...:eek:

CelticTiger*

Nice to see my thread is doing so well...

DublinWriter

Twenty years ago I dreamt I met Einstein.

He was just finishing up from a lecture, students filing out, and I asked him if he thought the theosophists experiments in the late 19th century to determine the true nature of mater were of merit.

He completely ignored me.

Busi_Girl08

Last night I dreamt that I was having a shower right in the middle of my Leaving Cert English class...

Dannyboi3k

ive had this dream a few times now..

im sitting on a jet waiting for it to take off .. but everytime it does it never gets up that high and sometimes wont take off at all (?)..

Once it landed in the sea and we were clinging on to bits of the craft.. scary..
its happened a few times..

And one where i lived in Tokyo..

And another where a local school was an airport :rolleyes:

and yes i have a fear of flying

blackbetty69

one of the strangest dreams i had happened a few weeks ago..

it started off with a load of buffalo in the neighbours field beside our field, which is behind our house.. anyway, in the middle of the buffalo is a tiger.. then a gap appears in the wall and they start comn into our field, so i start runnin for my life to the house.. and all i could see when i looked back was a buffalo with a lamb in his mouth and heard a huge crunch as he bit the little fella and ate him! i had several dreams that included buffalo all around the same time strangely enough..