What do you call it???

Jamie-b

This has probably been dealt with before, (couldn't find thread) but what do you usually refer to your lady bits as? This is not simply a curiosity question- when he's mooching around for sexy time my boyfriend uses the P word which I HATE. I have told him this but he keeps doing it. I need a new word to give him that will stick, but that's not vulgar or prudish! (PS absolutely despise the word fanny also, it remind me of Irish mammies trying out slang:-))

pikachucheeks

A friend of mine uses the word "coochie"
Sounds like a toy bear or something! :pac:

This

I usually say vagina or box.... he uses vagina alot. too much ha ha

Acacia

The 'p' word.

Jamie-b

Coochie -That's a nice one! I usually say my punani or vajayjay but it doesnt seem to stick in my bf's head! I probably should have phrased my question "what does your partner/previous partners call it"? Do most girl like the word pussy?? It just makes me retch, probably cecause of the cheap porn associations....

Ghost Train

can't think of anything beginning with P
edit: duh as in kitten, i slow tonight

Jamie-b

This thanks for the reply, but I only ever say vagina in relation to medical or legal issues! Box- not for me:P I was hoping there was some better, nicer, but still sexy word that everyone else uses and I just don't know!!!

Ghost Train

Ghost Train wrote: »

can't think of anything beginning with P
edit: duh as in kitten, i slow tonight

Sometimes I use "kitty"

Duno, never really found the right word I'm happy with either

I wouldn't be moaning once he's mooching :pac:

This

anything is better then hole in my opinion ha ha

Allison91

Cookie or muffin...
Hmm I'm hungry.

Professey Chin

Few of the girls I know copy scrubs and use bajingo

RxQueen

tunnel :pac:!


i joke

Jamie-b

Ugh I hate hole!!! If anyone uses that in front of me I get pissed off! To recap, I hate pussy (bf uses) hate fanny (mother used to use- still embarrasses me to hear it) hate hole, snatch, cnut, or anything typically derogatory or crude. Love punani (not in general, just the word!) but people don't get it sometimes. I like Kitty Bluwolf, thanks for that, might introduce that:D
I was just reading the period thread and realised there is no less solution there either (for the record, I say periodicals! dont know why) And as a side point, the word tits is just foul - they deserve sooo much more respect than that:p

I always use vag and so does my boyfriend. I think I used to see it all the time on those celeb gossip sites like D Listed and now it's what I always say.

GirlInterrupted

Parte della donna, la mia donna, or punte del gattino.

Dolbert

Muff :pac:

shu

I would refer to it as "y'know down there" with a raised eyebrow! Does rely on the other person being on the same page though, and does have the potential for an embarassing "where??" conversation. Vagina is too clinical, pussy is too dirty and don't even get me started on the c word...

John Mason

minge

pink fluffy bunny

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

minge

classy bird :pac: :pac: :pac:

Do people actually name theirs? like, I dunno, Delila

GirlInterrupted

I utter despise the word vagina. It just sounds so annoying. It is the kind of sound you would give to name a smug, sneery, selfimportant gob****e.

The cutesy ones make me cringe, and the others twat, poon, flange, minge, gowl they are just a complete turn off.
I might use lady parts or who-ha in polite conversation.
But **** is the only term I actually like.

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Parte della donna, la mia donna, or punte del gattino.

You have just figured out a way to make sound like the lady I am.


...thanks.

Will

Heard women calling it their 'front bum'
always made me laugh a bit

Will

Will wrote: »

Heard women calling it their 'front bum'
always made me laugh a bit

:eek: That is the worst ever.

stepbar

The "Lady Garden". However, kinda obsolete if there's no grass down there!

Larianne

Lady in work calls it Kitty Casey. I laugh every time!

stepbar

stepbar wrote: »

The "Lady Garden". However, kinda obsolete if there's no grass down there!

The patio!!!!

GirlInterrupted

Jamie-b wrote: »

Do most girl like the word pussy?

This wrote: »

anything is better then hole in my opinion ha ha

emo!! wrote: »

tunnel :pac:!

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

minge

A selection of the ugliest words in the English language.:(

Hate them all.

stepbar

Or... Gina...,

GirlInterrupted

Moonbaby wrote: »

You have just figured out a way to make sound like the lady I am.


...thanks.

Grazie, il vostro benvenuto.

Busi_Girl08

Virginia...

I quite like "my lady garden" aswell though...:)

Joey the lips

As fella's and a couple of girlfriends we used to say we are "muff diving" no explination needed!

the youger teens call it an "annawahwahwah" prounounced anna-wha-wha

valery

Jamie-b wrote: »

This has probably been dealt with before, (couldn't find thread) but what do you usually refer to your lady bits as? This is not simply a curiosity question- when he's mooching around for sexy time my boyfriend uses the P word which I HATE. I have told him this but he keeps doing it. I need a new word to give him that will stick, but that's not vulgar or prudish! (PS absolutely despise the word fanny also, it remind me of Irish mammies trying out slang:-))

I call it what it is , I have a vagina. Its not a pussy a slit a crack or a hole,
ITS MY VAGINA.

2 stroke

Google "camel toe video" at your own risk, you might be glad to use the p word again. Though I like veevage.

Lia_lia

Vaggie

Joey the lips

2 stroke wrote: »

Google "camel toe video" at your own risk, you might be glad to use the p word again. Though I like veevage.

God knows how many people just googled that link!

neuro-praxis

• hoo-ha
• bat cave
• meat curtains
• spam purse
• panty-hamster
• wizard's sleeve
• (personal favourite) axe wound

:pac:

madbev90210

valery wrote: »

I call it what it is , I have a vagina. Its not a pussy a slit a crack or a hole,
ITS MY VAGINA.

+1.. but I say it in a whisper doesnt sound so clinical then!

Gauge

I just say vulva unless I'm specifically referring to the vagina or something.

GirlInterrupted

neuro-praxis wrote: »

• hoo-ha
• bat cave
• meat curtains
• spam purse
• panty-hamster
• wizard's sleeve
• (personal favourite) axe wound

:pac:

Uniquely revolting list, in its entirety.:(

spinandscribble

how about vagoo? not very sexy i'll admit...

Aisling(",)

boyfriend uses vagoo
joking with mates then its the gash or gee
in general its the vag

Weidii

Virginia was the best one so far, maybe you should just come up with a name for it and stick with that, like... Steve? :P

Jamie-b

Virginia was the best one so far, maybe you should just come up with a name for it and stick with that, like... Steve?

No way! I think i'll stick to "my punani"!

• • hoo-ha
  • bat cave
  • meat curtains
  • spam purse
  • panty-hamster
  • wizard's sleeve
  • (personal favourite) axe wound

They, especially the last one, are so sick and wrong:eek:

Dragan

You like Punani, which is a derogatory term stemming from Jamaincan rap, but you don't like Pussy?

I can only assume it is the actual SOUND of the word as opposed to it's origin that you dislike?

The Sweeper

I'm still wondering what the boyf says in mooching conversation when he's up for some. "How's your pussy?" or some such?

Anyway.

Ladytown!

Xiney

Most often muff or vagina.

I've taken to squish mitten lately though....

Dragan

Minesajackdaniels wrote: »

I'm still wondering what the boyf says in mooching conversation when he's up for some. "How's your pussy?" or some such?

Anyway.

Ladytown!

I'm still laughing at the connotation of "mooching", i bet the poor guy would feel about 2 feet tall if he read that.

Maddison

Lady garden to my friends & p*ssy to my lover

hobochris

one for you ladies to consider: Fun box*.

* or not.

Wibbs

Dragan wrote: »

You like Punani, which is a derogatory term stemming from Jamaincan rap, but you don't like Pussy?

I can only assume it is the actual SOUND of the word as opposed to it's origin that you dislike?

Punani comes from india and the kama sutra, so it's sanskrit in origin and in that context anyway it would be anything but derogatory.

I like the spanish one, chichi. It sounds cute and is the closest to willy to my ears as far as playfullness goes.

Das Kitty

I have to say, I like Pussy.

It can become "cúnt" in later proceedings.

If I'm at the doctor or talking to friends I'll be clinical, I think it helps friends open up more if you just matter of factly say vulva or somesuch.

I also love the euphamisms that neuro-praxis posted, expecially meat curtains, would only ever use them jokingly though!

The only word I don't like is punani. Not for any reason other than working in a sandwich shop and people looking for paninis would call them punanis. I tell you it was difficult to stifle the giggles when you're layering the ham in and squiring on the garlic mayo!

I notice that there doesn't seem to be a particular word as a consensus on here, it seems we hate all euphemisms for female genitalia. I wonder if this question was about male genitalia would the responses be more positive (I reckon they would)