Strangest place you have vomited

glaston

Through my nostrils

stereo_steve

On the perimeter wall of the Albanian embassy in Romania. It has an armed guard walking around it and I was lucky he was walking around the far side when I did it.

I barely had time to wipe my mouth before I started walking away quickly

crazy angel

my brother once vomited from the car window onto the windscreen of the moving car beside us.

and a friend once projectile vomited onto the front row of a theatre audience. she also managed to get the orchestra. pure skill

mocata

Spinny room>>football sock>>> threw out bedroom window>>> sliding off next morning as parents parked outside mass

Duff

On the way into and out of the shop on the corner of O'Connell st./Parnell st. one Monday morning while getting a coffee before college.

greyed

The oven

it was turned on the next day

renraw

On a stag night, rather than spew all over the floor of the bus, down the inside of my t-shirt.....softened the contact with the floor....and another in the middle of the dance floor at the Hi-B niteclub in tramore....

greyed

I think we drink too much.

herisson

in my bed when i was like 5, on my friend at oxegen, every second step on my stairs

Duff

Just remembered I puked off the balcony of a smoking room in a niteclub all over a bouncer and I got away with it too

Four-Percent

Vienna natural history museum

not alcohol related though

karlog

In someone else's mouth

yoyo

Puked all over meself on a Bus Eireann bus down the country about a month ago . Worst thing was it was a work related journey! Had to walk for ages after to get collected and brought home, where my dad had to pull in in Ranalagh I think it was for me to puke again :pac:

Nick

mikeystipey

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

On top of my motts twitching piss flaps.


Into the gap:eek:

love it man must have been the smell of fish that got to you

Dun laoire

On the back of a camels neck

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

On my brother when I was 8 and had pneumonia. He flinched everytime I talked to him for a few days after that. And that doctors waiting room was DESTROYED. Pure, projectile, orange juice puke. He should've listened when my mam told him I was really sick

And on somebody's ahem, lower abdomen. That ****er should've listened when I said I was too drunk to..well, you know :pac:

So in short, puking: electro's physical expression of "You should have listened"

Helix

up my sleeve once

that brought a tragic end to the nights festivities

Karl Hungus

Many years back when I was very sick for days, in bed most of the time and barely eating, and what I did eat didn't stay down. Being sick and lying in bed for days makes you feel absolutely mouldy, so after I started to feel better and eating again I decided the best thing for me would be a nice relaxing bath to get rid of that mouldy feeling. Bath was ready, nice and warm, so I step in and sit down. I think it was the movement of the water when I got in that did it to me, because I let rip with an almost un-ending stream of vomit. I was then sitting in a bathtub of my own stinking vomit. I pull the plug and let the water drain out, thankfully no big chunks because the most I had been eating was soup and cereal, and once it's all gone, I proceed to fill the bath for the second time. I have a good wash which was thankfully puke free that time, and then leave the bathroom feeling quite a bit mouldier than when I went in...

Also, at dinner in a hotel, had a good bit to eat, but something was off and I had to run to the toilet. As revenge for making me sick, I lifted the lid of the cistern, and proceeded to puke up all my dinner in there. Then I puke a little in the bowl afterwards. All the time thinking, somebody's going to have to clean that bowl. They'll go to flush it, and all the stuff up top is going to come flowing down.

teddy_303

On the back of some girls head.
It was a friend of mine who did this though. While up in the north west, he pulled this local slag. So while boning her doggy style, without warning, the spuke arrived violently, splat, on her back and on the back of her head. Her hair was matted, with the obligatory diced carrots for decoration. He passed out after this and went to sleep without a word being said. All was well, hag a good nights sleep. Then when he started to come around, this unholy stink permeated his dream, and got stronger as he became more awake. He then felt his chest was sticky, and lifted the sheet to see what was going on. The girl he spuked up on, went and had a crap on some toilet paper, came back from the toilet, and rubbed the whole turd into his chest hair while he slept. What can you say to that?

Any of my spukes are pretty tame compared to that...

Will

3rd floor window of a student apartment in lyon, could hear the splosh as it landed... awesome

bike rack outside zaytoon near harcourt st, went in next week and the staff all laughed. i laughed too

coming home really hammered one night, gettin into bed, feeling very ill, was naked for some reason and had to run to the toilet, cue whole family waking up and seeing if i was ok, a hasty retreat followed

airport, airplane somewhere over the atlantic

toilets in new job on the third day after staff brought me out

some randomers house, getting sick in their bath, woke up cold on the floor and puked again

so many, not enough time to stay awake

damn i rock a t typing

White_Feather

My sister and I used to share a room when we were younger. When I was about 10, she came in p*ssed drunk one night and got sick onto my bed, right where my pillow etc was. I didnt wake up, had no clue what she did and rolled over into it in my sleep. I woke up with dried in vomit in my hair, on my cheek....EVERYWHERE!:(

JCDUB

Lollipops23 wrote: »

on the bus the morning after a night out.but i had just drank a bottle of ribena so it was bright purple....:o

Was that you????!!!!

41 bus, bottom of gardiner st??

I was standing in front of you, you got my trousers you bitch!!!!!:D

I always tell my friends about the girl who puked on me on the bus!

bTW this was about 6/7 years ago?

Valmont

Outside a petrol station in Dalkey while thumbing for a taxi, they all passed me by strangely enough.

orourkeda

I fell asleep drunk in the back garden once. When i woke up i let rip with a stream of projectile vomit. Quite impressive if I do say so myself.

kelle

Many years ago I was at a hen night and drank copious amounts of wine. I got the urge to get sick, ran for the toilets but the men's was nearer. All urinals were being used, so I pushed a guy aside and got sick into the urinal he was using! Jesus, I'm sure he thought I was a classy babe...

Anto McC

Bus Stop just across from Little Venice in Santry, yesterday afternoon.

ToTheSea:

In a hostel in Frankfurt, I got sick in a corridor, on the ceiling and on the bathroom door. I never made it to the bathroom. I ended up leaving my socks outside the door as a sort of Im sorry, here are some socks to clean up the sick with.

I was very drunk.

I also got sick down the side door of a taxi. I cleaned it up with my t-shirt. I ended up walking 2 hours home topless.

At least I clean it up.... sort of:o

flahavaj

Into a bedside drawer, onlt to completely forget about it and find it about a month later in a considerably advanced stage of congealment.

sweatingbullets

on ronald mcdonalds lap,wont say where tho.

dimple_smile

username4321 wrote: »

NOICE.
i hope you threw it out or at least thoroughly dis-infected it before using it again.

Oh the rashers the rashers.....:eek:

Ha no we didn't use that pan ever again, it was binned immediately