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Are Irish women just WACKO!

  • 19-06-2009 10:03pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Krac


    Fed up here after a rough day at a wedding.

    Are Irish women just fuking WACKO!! or are they very sensitive.

    Head wreaked.

    Does the OP understand women? 73 votes

    Yes.
    0%
    No.
    61%
    D-GenerateRuu_OldSpossRed AlertTiestoCalidenLia_liaWillymuncherSparkyKTRICHenne220muppetkillerSondervalGLaDOSBob the SeducerseraphimvcslammanB0XTakeTheVeilremus808 45 votes
    Mysoginy, sexism and so forth.
    20%
    Diddy KongBaraboogizmoDevil5434LivingDeadGirlshqipshumepandemoniumTupinsMichellenmanpartyatmygaffsenapeScissorPaperRockLunoparker kentFugly 15 votes
    Chick with three boobs from Total Recall.
    17%
    KaromaNevynhumbertIckle MagooK-9IvyTheTerribleMr BenevolentMy name is URLLimeFruitGumSeraphicblueAlkalineAcidmollypopbrummytom 13 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    This thread needs a pole.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I always preferred my bunnies flambéed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Yes I do like to think i have a touch of the crazy

    Sit down here pet and tell aunty trinners what happened before its moved to PI


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Well about 1/12 of women have a starsign of Gemini.
    So there's a definite dodgy percentage of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,476 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Nah I love Irish women

    /Waits for the PMs to roll in


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont be getting ideas now ......






    haz no idea why he posted that comment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Krac wrote: »
    Fed up here after a rough day at a wedding.

    Are Irish women just fuking WACKO!! or are they very sensitive.

    Head wreaked.


    Please explain :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Mysoginy, sexism and so forth.
    Awesome poll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Krac wrote: »
    Fed up here after a rough day at a wedding.

    Are Irish women just fuking WACKO!! or are they very sensitive.

    Head wreaked.

    Or maybe just maybe

    you said something stupid which hurt your lady friend and now shes weeping and your going to pay for it HA:D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I voted chick with 3 boobs again. :( Damn you Terrence!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Awesome poll.

    Yeah but a pole would have been better...girls can't dance around a poll. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    bronte wrote: »
    I voted chick with 3 boobs again. :( Damn you Terrence!!

    3 boobs would b e great imagine having sex with a woman with 3 boobs hmmmmmmmmmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Chick with three boobs from Total Recall.
    Going by AH lately, yes Krac* you are indeed correct.

    *sniggers.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    Krac wrote: »
    Head wreaked.

    Havoc, like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    3 boobs would b e great imagine having sex with a woman with 3 boobs hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Or three knobs. Oh wait.....I've said too much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Nah I love Irish women

    /Waits for the PMs to roll in

    [pm sent] :p
    But in theory, I agree.

    I get on very well with most guys. I love sport and have a pretty liberated sense of humour. If you meet someone on the same level, it can be pretty fcuking cool, actually.

    Fcuk you poll, tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Krac wrote: »
    Fed up here after a rough day at a wedding.

    Are Irish women just fuking WACKO!! or are they very sensitive.

    Head wreaked.

    So, (and i'm wild guessing here)...you drank the bar dry, threw up the seafood starter, hit her with your best lines, grabbed her ass, gave her your room number...and still no joy.

    Wimmin :D don't try to understand us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Three trains =
    bronte wrote: »
    Or three knobs. Oh wait.....I've said too much.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Chick with three boobs from Total Recall.
    Krac wrote: »
    Head wreaked.

    Giving good head is a good quality for a woman to have alright.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Mysoginy, sexism and so forth.
    A fair few of my closest friends are all girls. Sure they have days when they are pissed/moody etc but sure so do I. I have lads that are friends that are just flaky, probably worse.

    Plus girls have boobs. That's cool :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Oh by the way ,i forgot to say ,I love irish women ...I really do


    *waits for another pm from Abie *

    my smileys have frozen on me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    A fair few of my closest friends are all girls. Sure they have days when they are pissed/moody etc but sure so do I. I have lads that are friends that are just flaky, probably worse.

    Plus girls have boobs. That's cool :D

    yeah boobies rock, they get ya away with a lot as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, you met some Irish women who weren't reasonable people - therefore all Irish women are just WACKO. Hope that answers your question. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,498 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    3 boobs would b e great imagine having sex with a woman with 3 boobs hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Depends. Where is the third one located. I don't see having a tit in the middle of a back, or hanging off a thigh as a turn on. I'll take the regular two breasted type over that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Question on the poll is "does the OP understand women?"

    Will have to say no

    think I will go for the chick with three boobs option


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Lu Tze wrote: »
    Depends. Where is the third one located. I don't see having a tit in the middle of a back, or hanging off a thigh as a turn on. I'll take the regular two breasted type over that

    Yes i think only a contortionist could only find a use for 3 boobies at the same time

    edit - or perhaps siamese twins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Latchy wrote: »
    Oh by the way ,i forgot to say ,I love irish women ...I really do


    *waits for another pm from Abie *

    Oh mai! enroute :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh mai! enroute :D
    Dont forget the air mail stamp to


    (damm smileys)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    bronte wrote: »
    Or three knobs. Oh wait.....I've said too much.

    ok fair enough there's only 3 options where these 3 knobs can go ass love tunnel and mouth so either you'd want a mutant with a knob on his head and one above the normal place to fill all the crevices he'd all want to be coordinated and have the stamina of a ostrich....


    you are indeed a wacko....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    These polls are always male orientated, I am demand some form of penis option


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Like penis envey perhaps ......dildos ...dysons ? that sorta thing ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Latchy wrote: »
    Like penis envey perhaps ......dildos ...dysons ? that sorta thing ?

    yes, i'll think i'll have to have an operation to fit in around here - strapadicktome i believe is the name of the procedure

    be back soon

    wheres my fcuking smilies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP, you met some Irish women who weren't reasonable people - therefore all Irish women are just WACKO. Hope that answers your question. ;)


    You and Bronte make a lot of sense to me. Lovin' the lib attitudes girls ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Trinity wrote: »
    yes, i'll think i'll have to have an operation to fit in around here - strapadicktome i believe is the name of the procedure

    be back soon

    wheres my fcuking smilies
    Sounds like an ear operation

    ah thought i was the only one having problems with the smileys .The test formating ,italics , wrap, etc is also dead my end to


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Chick with three boobs from Total Recall.
    Dudess wrote: »
    OP, you met some Irish women who weren't reasonable people - therefore all Irish women are just WACKO. Hope that answers your question. ;)

    Did you just point out something illogical in AH?

    FAIL :cool:

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    No.
    women are a whole bunch of crazy but I likes them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Latchy wrote: »
    Sounds like an ear operation

    ah thought i was the only one having problems with the smileys .The test formating ,italics , wrap, etc is also dead my end to

    where exactly are your ears located?

    strap a dick to me ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Trinity wrote: »
    where exactly are your ears located?

    strap a dick to me ?
    Stepdactomy is an ear operation but you would never fit a dick in there .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    women are a whole bunch of crazy but I likes them

    Simple, apt, yet unisex ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    No.
    Yes. We are. I'm ridiculous anyway.

    Can't make up my mind (EVER),
    Wake up some days in a great mood and the tiniest thing (I mean TINIEST) could piss me off sooo badly i'd be annoyed for about 2 days.

    Men are so less complicated. (I know that doesn't apply to all men, but most of the ones I know are pretty simple, in both senses of the word!) :pac:

    EDIT: oh yeah, but I am normal Most of the time... just sometimes I'm ridiculous!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Latchy wrote: »
    Stepdactomy is an ear operation but you would never fit a dick in there .

    depends on the dick tbh i've seen some ear bud types in my time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Well, as a foreigner I can safely say, Irish women are indeed crazy. But the good kind of crazy, the colourful type of crazy, the same kind of crazy as I suffer from. Makes them cooler than French women in my book.

    Crazy Irish women, you have my approval! Except for your curious sense of fashion, sorry.. Emo hair, fake tan, thick layer of make up, tight ass pants, loose shirts that only pregnant women and hippies should wear and either furry boots or weird flat shoes that show most of your feet except toes? No thanks :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    No.
    A_SN wrote: »
    Crazy Irish women, you have my approval! Except for your curious sense of fashion, sorry.. Emo hair, fake tan, thick layer of make up, tight ass pants, loose shirts that only pregnant women and hippies should wear and either furry boots or weird flat shoes that show most of your feet except toes? No thanks :(
    I'm afraid you bring up a very good point.
    However I like to count myself an exception to that.
    -I hate emo hair and fringes, orange people look ridiculous, i love tight t-shirts 'cause they show off my figure, furry boots are Stupid and those tiny shoes Kill my feet!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Keogg wrote: »
    Yes. We are. I'm ridiculous anyway.
    I'm not...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Keogg wrote: »
    i love tight t-shirts 'cause they show off my figure
    That I approve! :D. Too bad I don't see you on the list of people coming to the AH beers :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    K-9 wrote: »
    Giving good head is a good quality for a woman to have alright.
    BJ you mean :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    No.
    Dudess wrote: »
    I'm not...
    Sorry Dudess, I didn't mean ALL women, i do know a lot of crazies though, myself included.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    No.
    A_SN wrote: »
    That I approve! :D. Too bad I don't see you on the list of people coming to the AH beers :(
    I'm afraid I've another month before I'm 18.
    Disappointed? Yeah sorry about that, I must be the youngest person on here, everyones in their 20s and 30s!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    K-9 wrote: »
    Giving good head is a good quality for a woman to have alright.

    This is not something you are born with, it take hours and hours and hours of lockjaw to perfect this art, i like to see it as more of a skill than a quality


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Chick with three boobs from Total Recall.
    MIN2511 wrote: »
    BJ you mean :P

    Yep!
    Trinity wrote: »
    This is not something you are born with, it take hours and hours and hours of lockjaw to perfect this art, i like to see it as more of a skill than a quality

    Yes as with men giving head (not BJ's to avoid confusion with the above!), in the interest of sexual equality.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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