So I'm Pretty Sure I've Got Swine Flu....

TheZohanS

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a villain
Wouldn't be seen dead in St Andrews...

Don't be so sure....

Maddison

brummytom wrote: »

So if I get cataracts I'm a cat?

If you want yes.....you can call yourself what you want.

I call them monthlies cause I dont like calling them periods, flowers, rags, bloody marys etc etc. Monthlies doesnt make them seem as yucky. Bitch flu is the best way to describe mine cause I become a she devil with a migrane.

brummytom

Maddison wrote: »

If you want yes.....you can call yourself what you want.

I call them monthlies cause I dont like calling them periods, flowers, rags, bloody marys etc etc. Monthlies doesnt make them seem as yucky. Bitch flu is the best way to describe mine cause I become a she devil with a migrane.

Fairy Nuff; Girls I know tend to call them "the blob"



Ohh I'm at a family christening on Sunday - my cousin's coming over from Galway
In you're unfortunate enough to know anyone in Galway who's gone to Manchester this week, stay away from them

LadyJ

The symptoms of swine flu are pretty much exactly the same as regular flu. Stop yer whinging!

brummytom

Can you get "regular" flu in June?

Abi

davyjose wrote: »

But when did you start calling them "monthlies"?

Its common enough. I've used it the verrry odd time.. but mostly "surfin' the crimson wave" or "the painters are in" etc. Calling it the blob and period is borrrring :pac:

LadyJ

brummytom wrote: »

Can you get "regular" flu in June?

I got it last year.

brummytom

LadyJ wrote: »

I got it last year.

Oohh I didn't know that

Now I feel stupid...

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

Its common enough. I've used it the verrry odd time.. but mostly "surfin' the crimson wave" or "the painters are in" etc. Calling it the blob and period is borrrring :pac:

Aunt Irma visiting?

My name is URL

Abigayle wrote: »

Its common enough. I've used it the verrry odd time.. but mostly "surfin' the crimson wave" or "the painters are in" etc. Calling it the blob and period is borrrring :pac:

What about high tide?

Bottle_of_Smoke

You're supposed to go to mens health/biology and medicine for medical issues. Can the mods do something about this?

cujimmy

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Dont worry, get to bed for a few days and when you wake up you'll be cured

Dartz

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Get on a train.

Go to as many public places as possible. Take crowded trains.Cough on door handles. Sneeze on people. Use cutlery and put it back without washing. I could do with time off work.

It's what I'd do.

Just to make all you bastards suffer, I'd deliberately trigger an epidemic.

Hazys

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Teenage Pregnancy gets younger and younger each year

brummytom

Dartz wrote: »

Get on a train.

Go to as many public places as possible. Take crowded trains.Cough on door handles. Sneeze on people. Use cutlery and put it back without washing. I could do with time off work.

It's what I'd do.

Just to make all you bastards suffer, I'd deliberately trigger an epidemic.

If I've come down with it; I'm taking these posh Lichfieldian ****ers down with me

dsmythy

Once you don't have asthma sure you're flying!

the_dark_side

look.. a flying pig :pac:

DubMedic

So, is this the part where we all run into an underground bunker in our back gardens in anticipation of something that is going most likely not going to get us?.

:pac:

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Overheal

If you post in this thread theres a chance youll catch it.

but I have Norton, so im fine.

<_<

>_>

Splendour

brummytom wrote: »

Ohh I'm at a family christening on Sunday

You sure you'll still be around for that...?

brummytom

Overheal wrote: »

If you post in this thread theres a chance youll catch it.

but I have Norton, so im fine.

<_<

>_>

That's where I've gone wrong then... I've got some free one



Off school today dying

getz

the man next door to me had mad cow disease-every time he passed my house, he rubbed his head on my gatepost

brummytom

getz wrote: »

the man next door to me had mad cow disease

He was married

IvySlayer

Don't worry, they'll come up with a cure to save your bacon.

Ba_barbaraAnne

My son's school has the first confirmed case of swine flu in Mayo! Guess we're probably exposed already so I'm giving up worrying.

He'll get his summer hols early this year!

PeterLT

brummytom wrote: »

Off school today dying

Well how you feeling, still breathing?

IvySlayer

PeterLT wrote: »

Well how you feeling, still breathing?

Bet he's sweating like a pig.

/someone shoot me

PeterLT

IvySlayer wrote: »

Bet he's sweating like a pig.

/someone shoot me

*damn, out of ammo... sorry*

Maybe he's in the jacks, suffering from diarrhea...

brummytom

IvySlayer wrote: »

/someone shoot me

Take a short drive to Foxborough or Tallaght? I'm sure someone would do it for you

PeterLT

brummytom wrote: »

Take a short drive to Foxborough or Tallaght? I'm sure someone would do it for you

Funny 1+.

Seriously, how you feeling. Is it bad? It's already 16 cases of Swine Flu here.